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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  21:28:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i don't care what you think.

i want to french him.

i love his eyes and his voice gives me special shivers.

frank black is hot.

i bet he's a really great kisser.

super hot as only the really creative can be.

i am really creative too.

i'll bet frank black would like to french me.


disclaimer: this is in theory. he may be married for all i know and i am a good catholic girl.




love!!!


blue moon betty

take me to micky's liquor you cocksucker!

betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  21:37:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
did i mention i have a buzz? and that i often cruise thru all over everywhere while i sit still thru the night,computer, an insomniac who likes beer, gushing!

plus i already practiced, so i can.

take me to micky's liquor you cocksucker!
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  21:44:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i mean he might like to kiss me if he knew me

(loves talking to self)

was what i meant. who doesn't have fantasies?

i just found out what he looks like this week, though i've listened for years.

the eyes...

take me to micky's liquor you cocksucker!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  21:59:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Betty and Frank sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  22:02:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
(sigh)

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  22:11:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
would you still like to go to micky's liquor? i'm not doing anything right now.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  22:22:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i think its sublimely sexy that, for this moment anyway, betty is on top of the king!

wheeee!

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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =

USA
715 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  22:42:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
for some reason, i think betty is STITCHES. Can't put my finger on it, but the vibes being sent out are familar and weird. If you're not, bets, then sorry. Plus, you souldn't be frenching FB. Only his GF should be doing that. She used to post here. Their relationship was something that she made a point of mentioning once or twice.

warm....warmer.....disco!
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  22:48:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i am betty alone, and born here tonite.

i figured he would have a girlfriend.

that is neither here nor there regarding my desire as i have never met the man in question, and i will enjoy jiggeling my jello to a dream of black francis shamelessly.

honestly, i would feel ok flirting, should we ever find ourselves in the same room, provided he were not married, and no one would try to beat me up in a hot girl fight.


amen,

betty!

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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =

USA
715 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  23:12:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by betty


i just found out what he looks like this week, though i've listened for years.

the eyes...

take me to micky's liquor you cocksucker!



did you spend those years avoiding liner note photographs? What an odd thing to say.

Independent statement - I think I'm being mocked by the give-me-money-kitty that keeps popping up in the frank black forum box. Why won't he stay and face me like a man? coward.

warm....warmer.....disco!
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2004 :  23:16:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
well, i have surfer rosa, doolittle, and come on pilgrim. no clear pic. due to the miracle of the internet and my boredom, i saw his eyes. it is worth noting as i had a crush on the voice first.

regards,

betty

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klikger
= Cult of Ray =

693 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  04:12:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me too, but I think my girlfriend/fiance would be pretty upset about it.
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psychogroupie
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
37 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  05:12:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
judging by his songs he seems to fall in love and get dumped pretty regularly, so you never know you may have a chance. He seems pretty grumpy to me although that may be just a mysterious persona and he's really a happy little pixie (pardon the pun)

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Peter Walker
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
189 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  06:00:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Pretty regularly"?? How long was he with Jean Walsh? 16 years?

Don't think so....
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *

1446 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  08:43:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think Frank kisses guys who pretend to be women on internet boards.

I assume he doesn't, at least.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  11:45:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
do guys do that?

pretend to be women?

i've never thought about that.

i wonder why. the idea of posing as a man isn't that exciting.

maybe its more taboo for a man to hide as a woman, thus more exciting.

yes, i am really a woman. i'm even a lady.


kisses,

betty

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psychogroupie
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
37 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  12:25:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
dunno don't know anything about his private life.....don't really want to

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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  15:24:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, Betty, you might be happy to know that on one of the albums you don't own, Bossanova, there's a song called "Down to the Well" where he says, "I can hardly wait... Betty!"

"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window."
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =

693 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  15:25:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Then you're not really a psycho groupie. =P
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  15:56:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
beautiful!

thank you for sharing that!

(smiles, sighs)

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =

USA
285 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  16:41:58  Show Profile  Visit darkoutsider's Homepage  Click to see darkoutsider's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
People say I look and sound like FB when I do Pixies covers. Might as well practice with me before the real thing. So let's hop to it Betty!!

If you don't turn on to politics, politics will turn on you.

Edited by - darkoutsider on 05/14/2004 16:42:27
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  16:47:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
betty doesn't need to practice. ;)

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  16:51:33  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Wow, we have two psychos on the forum now! At least. Fucking weird!



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  16:53:29  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hey Betty, don't you want to French me?



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  16:55:50  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I can hardly wait, Betty.



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =

USA
285 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:03:37  Show Profile  Visit darkoutsider's Homepage  Click to see darkoutsider's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Who you callin psycho!! You have angered me, prepare to face death, ROAR!!!

But that's only my opinion, I could be wrong.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:04:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what do the french call a tounge kiss?

"i want to belgian frank black" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:08:53  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Un baiser baveux" seems the appropriate expression for what you call a French kiss. But the fine art of kissing has nothing to do with what you think a French kiss is.



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:11:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh? enlighten me. challenge your linguistic skills and see if you can convey the magesty and wonder of a kiss from adnan.

looks on in anticipation.

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:18:59  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason

I don't think Frank kisses guys who pretend to be women on internet boards.

I assume he doesn't, at least.

Jason, may I ask:

Are you saying Betty is a man?

If so, what evidence do you possess that attests to this claim?
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:22:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i wonder the same.

not in a snide way. honestly. does my writing style come off as masculine? if so, why?

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2004 :  17:27:58  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My linguistic skills are limited, and I have never kissed myself, so I don't know how that is. But my ex-girlfriend was Swedish, and she was very fond of my kisses. I just do it very softly, that's all!



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *

1446 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2004 :  08:19:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

quote:
Originally posted by Jason

I don't think Frank kisses guys who pretend to be women on internet boards.

I assume he doesn't, at least.

Jason, may I ask:

Are you saying Betty is a man?

If so, what evidence do you possess that attests to this claim?




I have no evidence. It's merely a hunch. "She" seems to be trying too hard with the corny, flirty girlspeak. None of it sounds like anything an actual female would write.

But that's just my Spidey-sense going off. Believe what you like.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2004 :  11:55:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol!

warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
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psychogroupie
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
37 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:51:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
maybe I am, just not frank blacks' psychogroupie lol although I did find a pic of him the other day in which he looked quite lickable

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