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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:54:31
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OK this is a good idea, and I must thank our fellow forum-member HP Mike for this topic.
There are many nationalities on the forum (though mainly western europe - north america) and some of the people here are married with foreigners (congrats Stuart).
Soo, what is particular about different nationalities?
I can talk about French, Scottish, American, Swedish and Finnish girls (I've never tried anything with boys, sorry).
Easiest girls (number 1 being the easiest):
1) Scottish
2) Swedish
3) Finnish (number one when drunk)
4) American
5) French
I'm waiting for your own experiences!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:01:52
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The most "creative" girls :
1) Scottish
2) Finnish
3) French
4) French
5) American
I'm sorry, but I didn't really like American girls. They're not very feminine (nothing to do with hysical appearence, though, I find them very cute but a little rough), and they don't get very excited and all that.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:05:51
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Ahem.....Canadian....
*wait for it, wait for it*
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:11:09
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You love Scottish girls though eh?
I have only been with English, Dutch and Australian. And I am not sure I know enough about them to generalise. But in the spirit of this topic I would rank them as:
Easiest:
1) English
2) Australian
3) Dutch
Most creative:
1) Dutch
2) Australian
3) English
Probably
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/12/2004 16:12:00 |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:16:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Ahem.....Canadian....
*wait for it, wait for it*
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
Actually, I've "almost" dhad sex with a French Canadian...a very weird girl, really, but rather nice.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:17:55
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we may be weird.... but it makes for playful bedfellows.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:22:47
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Probably...
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:27:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You love Scottish girls though eh?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
I'm cheating, it was my first serious girlfriend, actually, and she had a Scottish mother and a Scottish-French father. But she had been living in France since she was 6 years old, so I guess it doesn't make her very Scottish...But she was definitely the best!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:35:56
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Did she play your bagpipes???
Sorry.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:37:07
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ZING!
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 16:39:40
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How do you know I have two *** ....... Who told you?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 17:45:00
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I'm through with American girls. If Canadian girls are easy (and playful BONUS BONUS) I'm gonna have to make the 250 mile venture over to the border, cross it, and involve myself in some loving from a Canadalady. I'm fiending for lovin'! It's contaminating my every thought. I can't focus on anything else. Maybe I should just castrate myself. Then I could focus on something other than sex! ARGH!
"(insert clever quote here)" |
Edited by - TarTar on 05/12/2004 17:46:09 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 17:59:27
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Ahhh...Urges.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 18:01:17
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Random fact: Did you know that in Norway, the carbonated beverage Surge is known as Urge?
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 18:03:25
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That would make for a lot of confused, yet excited out-of-towners.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 18:38:49
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I'm glad that someone else is taking the European union at heart. This is my personal statistic :
1) Greek: not much to say. They taste like home. Maybe a little bit egocentric.
2) Italian: nice but way too interested in clothes and stuff
3) English: she was kind of elastic in matters of personal hygiene. And i hate it when a girl drinks more than me.
4) Dutch: nice but she found it natural to have 3 boyfriends at a time. I was kind of embarassed when i found out.
5) Danish: Tall.
6) French: Nothing to say (or when she finds out about this post i'm dead). Anyway i'm still conducting my research.(Though i must say that the male French i met so far are kind of nerds.)
God Bless The Erasmus Project!
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 02:17:33
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Yep, Erasmus rocks!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 06:07:32
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
3) English: she was kind of elastic in matters of personal hygiene. And i hate it when a girl drinks more than me.
It wasn't Mel was it? I mean, the drinking not the personal hygiene, i couldn't comment on that...
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:22:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Easiest girls (number 1 being the easiest):
1) Scottish
2) Swedish
3) Finnish (number one when drunk)
4) American
5) French
Are you taking into account the 'foreign charm' factor? You know, if you're from somewhere else, people seem more intrigued. Since you're French, I guess French would be the least easiest. Perhaps.
 It's getting colder.... |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:01:42
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
i must say that the male French i met so far are kind of nerds.)
Well, I must say that you are the first person I've met who knew about Martin Mystery AND Dylan Dog, and who didn't work as a clerk in a comics store.
Now that is a nerd!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:04:09
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Originally posted by misleadtheworld
Are you taking into account the 'foreign charm' factor? You know, if you're from somewhere else, people seem more intrigued. Since you're French, I guess French would be the least easiest. Perhaps.
It's getting colder....
I don't know. The French have a strong reputation of being horny all the time, which makes it difficult to start a serious relation with a girl.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:16:21
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
i must say that the male French i met so far are kind of nerds.)
Well, I must say that you are the first person I've met who knew about Martin Mystery AND Dylan Dog, and who didn't work as a clerk in a comics store.
Now that is a nerd!
Not really. They are the most famous comics in Italy. Everybody knows who DD and MM are. Umberto Eco even wrote an essay on DD.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:18:32
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
3) English: she was kind of elastic in matters of personal hygiene. And i hate it when a girl drinks more than me.
It wasn't Mel was it? I mean, the drinking not the personal hygiene, i couldn't comment on that...
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
Nop, it wasn't her. At least i hope so.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:19:32
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When I was in Mexico, an English girl just came right up to me (in our Hotel waiting to leave with the group to the pub) and grabbed at my crotch, which I barely fended off. I thought about asking her how she'd feel if some bloke just came up and started pawing at her breasts, but I figured that would result in an invitation.
She followed my friend and I out to the bar and sat across from me, talked a bit, a bit of her hitting on me, another crotch reaching attempt which I deftly fended off. Then she blatantly said to me, let's go back and have sex. I essentially said no and tried explaining why as she made several suggestive finger/mouth movements and several other classic turn-on techniques including whispering/breathing in my ear. All very uncomfortable for a Canadian boy who doesn't get a second look from anyone back home and I admit to stopping mid-sentence as she did certain things, it was very strange to be not only pursued but blatantly straight-up offered sex. I like the straightforwardness, but that was too much.
Anyway, the moral of this story is that, while I don't know if she's a representative of the English population, she was obviously quite easy. :) Nice girl when not plastered, I bet.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:33:32
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Did she say whereabouts she was from? Sounds like an Essex girl to me. Classic giveaways include white stiletto heels and tendency towards slapper-ness.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:35:38
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We really didn't talk enough to even establish anything other than country of origin. :) I don't remember her shoes, though she was a slapper. Brownish-red hair with freckles, it there a freckly region of England?
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 05/13/2004 : 16:25:33
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Yeah, she was probably from essex. Or manchester. haha.
And i recent the comments abotu english girls being easy. Yes ok, some are. ok, hang on, i just contradicted my self. erm. moving on...
Im french canadian. And polish, and welsh (please, the jokes are far too easy). and apparently romanian and a bit of german somewhere as well. (which i find qwuite amusing since im supposed to be jewish).
personally i think its just the fact all the women in my family are suckers for the 'foregin charm'.
Id like to state now that im not easy. ( no comments - im looking atyou guys, simon, simon and mike).
Foreign guys ive slept with -
Greek - VERY GOOD.
English - bland, lazy
Italian - controlling, last for a good length of time (seem to ahve small penises though...)
I cant really think of any other nationalities.
I think its the attitude towards sex which i find much more intersting.
Can i say I also resent the unhygienic comment!!
Intrigued to see what yanks are like..
French ive always wnated to add to my 'list'. See if there as great as they are supposed to be.
IN easy order (not guys ive slept with, justgenerally)
Turkish
English
Jamiacan
Italian
Yanks
Greek
French
German
haha.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 21:53:49
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I don't like this topic. In fact, right now I don't like any sex related topic.
That's probably due to the fact that I am currently practicing, involuntary abstinence.
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He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 07:11:28
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Greek - VERY GOOD.
Remember that, ladies. Remember that!! 
I'm taken, but mun chien andalusia and Cult of Frank are strapping young lads of Greek heritage with much quality lovin' to offer. What is it that they say?---once you go Greek, you never retreat?
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Edited by - PsychicTwin on 05/14/2004 07:12:18 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 08:05:48
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Or "you won't sit for a week" :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 08:22:52
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It depends on whether you're a boy or a girl...
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 09:17:54
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Greeks have something more than the rest. It's the Ouzo Power. We are jealous of our girls, ready to fight for their honour (even if they are drunk, stupid sluts), we drink and smoke a lot and our moto is: Money and fish are made to be eaten fresh. What else can a girl possibly desire?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 09:21:51
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Nice soft bread and the leftover olive oil/tomatoes/feta from a fresh Greek salad?
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 09:44:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Or "you won't sit for a week" :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
LOL!!!
Adnan- touche! (fucker)
mun chien- I have a great penchant for Ouzo (I sometimes affectionately refer to it as "The Lifeblood"). Although a more fitting name might be "Embarrasment Juice". Ouzo brings out the hidden madman in me...the boisterous, outspoken, obnoxious madman.
I've never met him, but by all accounts he seems like quite the character.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 09:51:57
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quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
Greeks have something more than the rest. It's the Ouzo Power. We are jealous of our girls, ready to fight for their honour (even if they are drunk, stupid sluts), we drink and smoke a lot and our moto is: Money and fish are made to be eaten fresh. What else can a girl possibly desire?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
I don't think that the details you gave are crucial, cause they can be applied to every mediterranean nation. The killing detail about the Greek is very simple : they're tall, with broad shoulders and an athletic silhouette - handsome, to put it shortly.
One of my friends from school is Greek. I think he has fucked at least 50% of the cute girls of the school. His statistics are just amazing. I must say I envy him a lot. He's not the best looking guy of the school, but he is handsome, he is a very good dancer, and he's the kind of guy girls want to fuck. It's very simple.
Man, I wish I was Greek!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 11:20:51
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You are a geek though, so you are only an 'r' away!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Different nationalities and their sexual behaviour
