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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:45:20
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quote: Originally posted by floop
i'm sorry homers. you can always move here you know. if you get a visa or marry an American woman.
I'd prefer Canada. They enjoy the highest standard of living in the world.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:46:36
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quote: Originally posted by bedrock_barney
I became expert at piling up the food so as to achieve maximum efficiency per square inch of plate.
"I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980"
You shold have taken an Alan Partridge 12" plate.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:10:59
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by floop
i'm sorry homers. you can always move here you know. if you get a visa or marry an American woman.
I'd prefer Canada. They enjoy the highest standard of living in the world.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
you're not going to find good Mexican food there though. plus, you'll be living on an iceberg. but, to each their own. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:25:30
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They must have SOME good Mexican food. Tell me he is lying, Canadians!!!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:27:07
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I've seen a Taco Bell/KFC up there.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:28:05
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If you want something good....you have to cook it yourself.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
  
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:29:38
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All I know... is that they have some really big-ass leeches and tadpoles up there. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:31:00
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there really quite cute once you get used to them.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
  
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:35:53
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I agree about the tadpoles being cute - I was collecting them in a bucket to see them better. The leeches on the other hand, or actually, on the other foot, were found between my toes, and were already enjoying their fast food lunch of my McHemoglobin, and were in no way "cute".
Lord, the way they stretch out when yu're pullin' 'em off!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 11:38:45
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I'd love to meet a leech. I'm not sure what we'd say to each other, as I'm not sure we have much in common. But still, yeah I'd like to meet one. They seem cool.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:26:26
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I used to love tadpoles...I mean, i didnt like make love to them, obviously, - thats like frog peodephilia or soemthing..er. ill shut up now.
I love you for what I am not, I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me. Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:29:25
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Are you sure??? That may well ask my question from the 'Random' topic.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:30:42
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Don't worry they don't mind...and they can't tell anybody. Frog-Fondle all you want.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
  
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:34:21
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I'd love to meet a leech. I'm not sure what we'd say to each other, as I'm not sure we have much in common.
You'd probably say, "Please don't ticket my car. I'm moving it now."
The leech would say, "Too late." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:38:49
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Hehe, yeah that could be how it goes.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
  
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:40:04
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I would have to narrow it down between McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's. Out of those 3, I'd normally eat at Wendys...however, if it were the only fast food place I'd eat at, I probably wouldn't want *just Wendys*. I love their chicken stuff, their fries, and the frostees...but I'm not a huge fan of their burgers. McDonalds is good...I really like their double cheeseburgers, and their breakfast is fucking fantastic, but I think in the end, I'd have to pick Burger King. They have it all...kick ass shakes, flame broiled double cheeseburgers, excellent chicken sandwiches (the new tender crisp is really good and REALLY BIG), and onion rings. Best thing about Burger King? You get onion rings mixed in with your fries most of the time. Kick ass!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:40:07
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I think youd get on great with a leech! 
I love you for what I am not, I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me. Welcome to your new joy. |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:41:19
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Oh jim, youre just so so so...much of a mcdonalds eater. ewwwwwwww.
I love you for what I am not, I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me. Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:42:00
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That's not very nice Mel.
I guess they would suck better than women do though.
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:16:25
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I can get a Chicken Vindaloo, boiled rice, 2 Poppadoms and a nann bread from my local (unreputible but tasty) take away for £5.10. That's not much more than Mc Donalds and it's far nicer. Oh and £5.10 includes delivery too :)
For ten thousand years he slept, his mind feeding on the nightmares of the weak. Now he has awakened. As the night turned crimson, the fire-blade shattered and his power died. Then, the slaughter began... |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
 
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 19:09:58
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With all due respect, this thread sickens me. |
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