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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
 Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:01:27
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Cattle in Korea, they can really moo!
I kind of have a hard time understanding how so many people misheard the lyrics "this monkey's gone to Heaven," when it's almost the title of the song.
I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:12:58
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that was good shakey... i got some good laughs...Especially with the RuPaul...one... he wasn't even around when that song was written... maybe FB has esp. 
Actually in Caribou i thought it was "Red Hands" like getting caught red handed instead of "repent...repent."  I dunno... is it REALLY repent????.... it sounds so much like "Red Hands...red HUH-HUH-haaands" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:25:32
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Heh yeah I'm fairly sure it is repent.
There's 1 or 2 on there that I once thought,the Alec Eiffel one,in a lifeboat was what I thought he sung for a good while.......shame on me
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Conrad
- FB Fan -
Iceland
89 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 14:58:45
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I misheard "where a grandma brought" as "wearin' grandma bra" in No. 13 baby..
 "I met a man / and I have dearly paid"
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:14:10
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Correct Lyrics:
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates.
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your tie to River Phoenix.
lol!
He's coming to save your mind and town |
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gk128
- FB Fan -
USA
129 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:55:30
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Originally posted by therewererumours
Correct Lyrics:
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates.
Those "correct" lyrics are wrong. Everyone knows it's; "Ride a tiger down River Euphrates". Crazy site.
My CD List:
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 18:28:09
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I was going to correct it to "Ride a tyre down the River Euphrates", but left it they way it was on the site.  I know there was a thread about misheard Pixies lyrics a good while ago, but I always heard "Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Lets Out Rock" in Gigantic, whatever thats supposed to mean? 
He's coming to save your mind and town |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 01:54:01
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This mud is far too heavy
made me laugh
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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hec
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
39 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 05:50:03
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pain instead of tame is a liitle weird considering the songs called tame."this mud is far too heavy" is genius
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 17:54:40
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My two favorites were "This Monday's Bound To Happen" and "Chocolate People Well I'll Be Damned".
And I always though the River Euphrates lyric was "Ride the Tigris, River Euphrates".
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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Coy_Koi
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
2 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:41:02
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:37:30
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Mr Grives
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have a jalapeno?
or
Do you have another peanut?
Correct Lyrics:
Do you have another opinion?
AAAAAAhahahahahahHAhaHhaa
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Because I thought it would help me straighten out my life, SIR!"
www.doog.tk - www.nimrods-son.co.uk
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 15:48:51
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HAHA! my daughter sings "Jalapeno" instead of "Havalina".
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:18:14
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Chicken hey! Where is my mime?
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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psychocandy
- FB Fan -
Peru
19 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:24:48
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i´m not an english speaker, i´m from perú, and the first time that i play Debaser to my sister, she loves the song, and she sang "yaaah, i can´t lose youu.." when francis said "chien, andaloucia...". it´s funny, because francis always used other languages, like spanish or french at this case, and he "trompe le monde" jaja, he make mistakes, interlanguage mistakes that make better the lyrics. we, spanish speakers, make the mistake at the third level. for months I never proofreaded my sister, then I talk to her about Dali, Le Chien Andalou, then she knows what exactly it means. el perro andaluz, great movie.
"hermanita ven conmigo".... te voy a explicar...
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:25:44
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roffle,
the cattle in koreo
they can REALLY moo. |
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
256 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 19:55:30
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My brother used to think:
"This Monkey's gone to Heaven"
was
"This shit is bound to happen" (HUH?!)
The rhythm guitarist in my first band used to think:
"A white moon's hot, but the other side's not"
was
"A white woman's hot, but the other side's not" (WTF?!)
They're not THAT hard to understand, are they?
Join The Cult of U-MASS - IT'S EDUCATIONAL!!! |
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
256 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 20:09:52
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I'm sorry, I though the one's I experienced were fucked up but THIS takes the cake:
The Pixies', "Planet Of Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rip the clitoris out
Correct Lyrics:
Rhythmically to resound
In the song, Frank certainly sounds like he could, but I don't think so. WTF?!
This one is great, too:
Pixies', "Debaser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slicing a Bible
Correct Lyrics:
Slicing up eyeballs
People hear the strangest shit when they listen to music.
Maybe underneath the misheard lyric, they can put if they were under the influence of any drugs while listening. :)
Join The Cult of U-MASS - IT'S EDUCATIONAL!!! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 20:28:00
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First time I heard debaser I thought it was "slicing up bibles" - I got it on the second listen. :)
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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Avid-Fan
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100 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 02:34:33
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I only discovered v.recently that in Bone Machine, Black Francis was talking to "Preachy Preach" and not "Peachy Peach" .. It now makes the "he tried to molest me in the parking lot" line a touch more unsavoury...
(( I talk plain talk )) |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 03:38:53
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Originally posted by Avid-Fan
I only discovered v.recently that in Bone Machine, Black Francis was talking to "Preachy Preach" and not "Peachy Peach" .. It now makes the "he tried to molest me in the parking lot" line a touch more unsavoury...
(( I talk plain talk ))
indeed, i always thought it was peachy peach too... and i thought he started off the song by saying "this is a song about a cow"...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 03:56:19
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my little brother
always sang
Do you have another pigeon?
in mr.Grieves
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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Antoinette
- FB Fan -
64 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:34:35
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I always thought that he was singing "tropic people" Not "shock the people." Is it really "shock the people"?
PS - For a while I mistook the "fear of cars" line in "Ed is Dead" for "she got no pair of pliers."
Does anyone know for sure the lyrics to Rock Music? |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:40:36
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I always thought rock music was something along the lines of sha-bow somehow Kuwait sha-mow
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Antoinette
- FB Fan -
64 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 18:25:20
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 08:15:52
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No, Shamu, like the whale.
I used to think it was "Little Eiffel stands in the archway, even though it doesn't make no sense." I think that's a pretty common mishearing.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
256 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 15:21:08
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How about this one?
I used to think:
You're suffocating, you need a good shed
was
You're suffocating, you need a good shit
!!! :)
Join The Cult of U-MASS - IT'S EDUCATIONAL!!! |
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Otherfellers
- FB Fan -
Ireland
87 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2004 : 01:35:03
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| They pile, they pile, they pile the salad bar |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 09:04:56
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Misheard Lyrics:
This smoke is going to hurt me.
Correct Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
I mean, I just find that really unlikely...some of these have got to be made up. How could anyone who is not partially deaf possibly mangle the lyrics that badly? |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 10:30:08
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Yeah I'm a bit suspicious on the ones where they've misheard the word that is actually the song title....
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 14:42:22
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I guess it's possible they heard it on the radio, or heard a friend playing it, and didn't know the title. Still, it does seem unlikely.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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A salad bar...
