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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
 Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:48:47
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
HAha!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt quite phrase it like that, and i said this because i generally dont get on with girls very well!!
No offence *if* you are a girl malax...
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.
[crosses his girlfriend off the list]
lol!
funny, i don't really get on well with lads...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:53:37
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Yeah I only get away with it 'cos I am a Tranny!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 15:52:35
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Non taken
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3430 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 15:19:44
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you english are disgusting.
i would be suprised if anyone (boys & girls) doesn't fantacise about having a threesome....
a friend of mine from uni was right into 3-somes.
she told us that the best way was in a spitroast.
take from that what you will.
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 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 15:27:14
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I know EXACTLY what to take from that!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 16:05:40
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I know EXACTLY what to take from that!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
but you'll probably have to *ask* for her number... 
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 16:09:22
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Damn straight Simon, damn straight!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 17:49:38
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I know EXACTLY what to take from that!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
but you'll probably have to *ask* for her number...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Or her hourly rate.
I think I smell a rat. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 17:58:57
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Sod that!!! I pay for no woman!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 18:00:45
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I'm sorry it was jsut so appropriate...unless I'm just on crack...
wait , wait...I'm on crack.
I think I smell a rat. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 18:10:44
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I'm sorry it was jsut so appropriate...unless I'm just on crack...
wait , wait...I'm on crack.
I think I smell a rat.
hang on... hang on... i'm getting something... how about if mike bought you some crack... would that work for you? he wouldn't be directly paying you? more an exchange?
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 08:05:33
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[come on Mike, resist the obvious crack joke, resist the obvious crack joke, resist........]
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 10:33:21
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| Out with it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:22:25
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I'm sorry, I just can't. You wouldn't thank me for it. Nobody would!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:39:02
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Ok...back to the sexual matter at hand.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:47:16
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Yeah good point, back on topic now please.
Anyone gonna admit to it?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:55:29
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Admit what exactly?
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:58:47
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Double penetration.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:00:03
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Ahhh....
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:18:07
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Oooh...
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:32:50
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Dou you want us to leave you alone for a while?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:33:05
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UUuhhhhh....WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?
heh
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:42:19
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You KNOW what that is!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:48:14
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We're hungry for confessions. Even if they're not true.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:58:34
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Yeah come on people - CONFESS!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:01:10
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If you were French, you would understand the true irony of the word "confess" in a thread dealing with double penetration.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:02:59
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Oh I understand it alright........
..........someone help me out here!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:03:07
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I don't....but still I giggle.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:24:26
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I like the idea of spit roast - but think it would be quite difficult to suck cock while being fucked...id prefer both holes i think.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:46:31
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You can always count on Mel!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Double Penetration - Warning: graphic content
