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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
 Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:48:34
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Here's a good one from today's Onion:
Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:59:31
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They'll never pay up!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:38:22
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He invited them to bring it on.....what an idiot
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:55:43
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BLT, that's hilarious. I love The Onion.
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 15:12:25
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| Hehe, Shakeyshake needs to get acquainted with The Onion. :) Everyone should, actually. |
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