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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
 Posted - 03/25/2004 : 20:35:57
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Hello Everyone. Swimmer/GoddessTheory/MadDawg/Hordak here.
I have acted immaturely. I don't know why I do the things I do. I just have this void in my life, and I don't know how to fill it. I feel like I have this big, vast hole in the middle of my heart. I lash out at people on internet message boards, which, I know in my heart of hearts is patently ridiculous. I act like a badass on the computer, but really it's just to make me feel better about my avoidance of confrontation in real life. At all costs. I have, in the past, tried to fill this void with food, drugs, sex (with both preferences) and botany. All to no avail. Little Black Francis, I once criticized you for your propensity for drinking. I wrote a long spiel about how we all need to face up to real life and deal with reality. But, your problems as are to nothing compared to those that I face if I ever want to see a day when I don't cry in front of my computer screen over the latest criticism from Dave Noisy. I'm sorry Dave. Your negativity hurts the most, because my innate anger and frustration mainly stems from the fact that I can't live up to your standards.
All of my personalities on this forum have reflected some aspect of my psyche -- swimmer was the contempt I felt for those that do not agree wholeheartedly with my opinions, or those who do not laugh riotously at my jokes. I naively believed that lashing out at the forum members would make me feel like a better person. GoddessTheory was a result of my need to feel pretty, and desired, yet unattainable all at the same time. And, lastly, Mad Dawg was in an effort to drown out all my inferiority complexes. I have done nothing "noteworthy" in my entire life. I just don't know what to do.
I'm sorry everyone. Please forgive me. Accept me. ...love...me..? |
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cindy lou
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141 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 21:27:08
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| little monkeys climbing through the keyhole? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 21:49:07
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| When do we get to see the side of your psyche that shuts up? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 21:53:12
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Have you been drinking again?
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 21:56:16
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| Like I said, BLT, I am sorry. I accept your negativity as a direct and warranted consequence of my own past indiscretions. The old swimmer would have said something to the effect of "whenever you quit using your teeth so much whilst you suck on mine cock, 'cause it kinda hurts," but the new swimmer wisely keeps his mouth shut. I am ready to start all over whenever you all are. Truce? |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 22:00:24
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Have you been drinking again?
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
Dave, your words wound to the core. I have had exactly one (1) corona tonight, with a sprig of lime. The rest of the time I have been sitting here flagellating myself for being such a priggish asshole the whole time I've been here. That and I've taken alot of painkillers, which I've been prescribed for whiplash I've gotten from getting road rage and getting into a horrible car crash. Like a moron, I tried to run someone off the road 'cause they pulled out in front of me. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 22:29:57
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| i hate to admit it, but this is pretty good. you've truly outdone yourself. this is like a Charlie Kaufman script. |
Edited by - floop on 03/25/2004 22:41:52 |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 22:46:47
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 02:14:39
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yawn. who really gives a shit? 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 02:27:46
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Originally posted by floop
i hate to admit it, but this is pretty good. you've truly outdone yourself. this is like a Charlie Kaufman script.
Who really exists on this forum? I'm getting kind of paranoid now.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 06:33:21
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Originally posted by floop
i hate to admit it, but this is pretty good. you've truly outdone yourself. this is like a Charlie Kaufman script.
this is more like the ANDY Kaufman routine when he was the pro wrestler, when after he had alienated everyone, he "begged" for forgiveness, only to turn into a huge asshole only a few minutes later...
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 10:09:13
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Tha account 'Hordak' has been locked as well, FYI.
It was a 'shared' account. Please do not create more than one account. This is really stupid, and the next time i see this i'm likely to lock the creator's account as well.
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 11:23:01
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Did any body see the movie "Identity" with John Cusack?
PLAGIARIST!
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
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Mroocore
- FB Fan -
USA
177 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 14:14:19
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i thought it was dumb, until the last scene. what a finish. i would have never guessed.
that is an interesting juxtaposition. which personas would survive. i think Mad Dawg would be the last one standing, maybe that is because his my favorite of the group.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 14:23:27
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What a fuckin' asshole. I can't believe he thought we would fall for it again. That's just trying to rub our noses in it. I just hope nobody is sat there thinking that perhaps he was being genuine and feeling sorry for him. He wasn't, he's an asshole. I like everyone on this forum, but that guy was a complete wanker. The road rage just sums him up.
May he never darken our door again.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 10:53:00
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/19/2005 : 12:22:40
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Errorbus, that was never me.
Get over it, ya big petty fucking baby. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:27:41
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Yeah everyone knows that Mad Dawg was his own person.
We never did find out who this guy was.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 13:57:30
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Wait, I thought Hordak was realmeanmotorscutor?
I could be way off. Anyway, its not a good idea to get into all this stuff once its been buried.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:05:24
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:08:36
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because you stirred it up!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:54:08
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Maybe Erebus is The Swimmer. Why else would he be so eager to call attention to Jason's past exploits?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:58:25
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Originally posted by starmekitten
because you stirred it up!
Burn. 
Erebus, take the hint, I'm only posting because you're stirring the pot.
Keep stirring, I'll keep posting.
Stop stirring, I'll stay home. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/19/2005 : 14:59:00
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Originally posted by Erebus
The point is that it's not buried.
No shit, because you keep exhuming it, grave robber. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 16:11:21
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Originally posted by starmekitten
because you stirred it up!
You need to get a sense of smell. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/19/2005 : 17:01:10
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You need to not be mean to starmekitten. She can think how she wants to think.
Not everyone loves facism like you. Take the Franco and Dave Noisy poster off the wall. |
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martian-honey
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 04:25:28
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tut tut! ill forgive you because you stopped being an arse to me on pixies music (teenager.) firstly you need to stick to the one persona, choose a name and stick to it... the more of an arse you are the more isolated you will become hense the more of an arse you will be.. stop being a prick and express all aspects of your personality as one.
leaves of three, let them be. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/20/2005 : 05:15:05
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Dottie...there's things about me that you don't know...things you shouldn't know. I'm a loner , Dottie, a rebel.
Paging Mr. Herman. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 20:27:25
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stop being a prick and express all aspects of your personality as one.
I tried to tell the Godhead that, but it wouldn't listen.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 13:52:00
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Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
Wait, I thought Hordak was realmeanmotorscutor?
I could be way off. Anyway, its not a good idea to get into all this stuff once its been buried.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep.
Me and Andy (LBF) were, at times, both Hordak, and I wrote Hordak as though he was the swimmer trying to trick everyone. I'm sure that the real swimmer was thoroughly amused with how much to-do his presence raised. I don't know who MadDawg was, but at the time there was a rumor that he was swimmer too. Anyway, the whole thing is stupid and pathetic, but it was riotously funny while it was going on. (At least I thought so.)
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 13:53:30
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I would, however, be greatly interested to hear from realmeanmotorscutor; he was a cool guy. (And not affiliated with the swimmer, as far as I could tell.)
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 14:54:08
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Yes, Realmean, if you're out there, sorry for soiling your name.
And glacial, sorry for the mix-up.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 20:06:49
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I don't THINK Mad Dawg was The Swimmer, but I guess it's a remote possibility. I think any troll or generally antagonistic individual who posts to the board is thought to be The Swimmer at some point or other.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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