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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/18/2004 : 14:08:11
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Jessica Simpson is a stupid bint.
I also really hate Christina Aguelia (sp?). That bullshit she spouts about feeling empowered when she dresses like a whore, it really winds me up.
I mean if she want to dress up like a tart, it's fine but to pretend she's making a feminist statement drives me insane. She does it to appeal to men and sell more records.
At least someone like Britney Spears is honest about it.
Liam Gallagher- i really really hate him more than anyone else, he's just too stupid to live. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 14:11:45
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| That picture of Jessica and Nick is frightening me. What is up with the line between her boobs? I think that may be where the doctor sliced her up to take out her heart and put in her new robot parts, along with a good dose of silicone. She's a fembot! Run for your life! |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 15:03:51
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Never heard of Ryan Seacrest, must be a US thing,heard of Carson Daily(?) but never seen him thankfully,jessica simpson had a brief spell in the limelight but she's sorta died out now.dang.
Also kudos to the person who mentioned Jade Goody,fucking skank she is,NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FERK ABOUT YOUR BABY
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 16:49:47
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I heard that Ryan Seacrest screwed up saying the final vote count in last year's American Idol...he was like saying the winner had 2,000 votes, when it was like 200,000 votes. What a moron.
Well, see, he went to a school where they didn't teach him the concept of "zero."
Still, I don't hate him. I DO hate Carson Daly, though. Also Avril Lavigne.
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Liam Gallagher- i really really hate him more than anyone else, he's just too stupid to live.
He the dude who smashes the watermelons? Nah, just kidding. That's probably what Ms. Simpson would think, though.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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Posted - 03/19/2004 : 02:48:36
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i love this thread.
everyone venting their hatred for all things pop-evil....fabulous.
but man, those dirty pillows......
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 03/19/2004 : 10:58:11
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Hey guys (and girls), haven't you ever a song by Adam green (cool album) about Jessica:
jessica simpson, where has your love gone, its not in your music,
no. you need a vacation to wake up the cavemen and take them to mexico. jessica, jessica simpson, you've got it all wrong.
your fraudulant smile, the way that you faked it the day THAT you died. my body's in shambles INCRUSTED with brambles that sharpen the air i breathe.
whats ON the menu, jesica can you, take down my order please.
jessica, jessica simpson, you've got it all wrong. your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.
tomorrow gets closer a purple bulldozer is calling you on the phone.
your lovelife preceeds you, your son in law feeds you, injections of cortizone.
jessica, jessica simpson, you've got it all wrong. your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.
jessica simpson where has your love gone, its not in your music, so where has it gone? then, jessica...
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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 03/19/2004 : 11:01:05
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Jessica Simpson isn't even that good looking.
Amen about Christina Aguilera, Gracie. I hate when she does that whole "empowered [whore]" routine
 Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
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martha_promise
= Cult of Ray =
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 20:47:43
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I honestly have a hard time watching any t.v. at all anymore. I think it's because of all the morons that are on it. I believe three or four of them (out of a million) have been mentioned on this thread and of course I whole heartily agree.
Even when there is something interesting on. ie. the Family guy, South Park, PBS, almost anything on the History Channel, it's still a battle just to make it through all the godamn comercials trying to sell crappy products to the crappy people. ie. everyone on earth.
Watching t.v. just pisses me off.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 20:57:07
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Amen to everything you just said MP. Amen and hallelujah!!
I was thinkin' to myself just now, I was thinkin': "Well, at least there's public television, and radio, and..." and then I realized - even PBS has got the danged commercials now! It's like a communicable, lethal, brain disease.
Where did I put those happy pills?....
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 07:34:14
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I saw something on TV the other day about how pervasive all the sexual things we see are - but what about all the violence? Now they can't show anything very sexual without some controversy but at 9:00 on most channels you can find people being shot, ripped apart under a bus, or stabbed repeatedly. Welcome to CSI, America's number 1 show!
It really makes me want to raise my children in another country. We have so many good things here, but we also have so many weird ultra conservative gun toating people who want to ban people in love from marrying each other but prolonge useless wars. Blaah.
In conclusion, shut up America! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/20/2004 : 08:39:06
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I was going to say I'm glad we have the BBC, but thats sort of heading down the same route. I wish I had Freeview so I could get BBC4 though - that looks like it has some pretty good stuff on there.
 "Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 09:22:20
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Yeah the BBC isn't too bad,no adverts except for their own shows,they played U-mass over one of them once.and don't forget eastenders.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 13:02:15
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I think it's bullshit that the Brits get tits on regular TV. That's no fair. I remember when NYPD Blue debuted, there was a big hooplah about that show because they showed naked asses. I remember seeing ads in the paper like "BOYCOTT NYPD BLUE!" before it was even released...talk about great publicity!
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 13:37:27
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I was going to say I'm glad we have the BBC, but thats sort of heading down the same route. I wish I had Freeview so I could get BBC4 though - that looks like it has some pretty good stuff on there.
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less"
Simon, BBC4 is not bad at all. Watched a documentary analysing Mozart's Piano Concerto in D Minor last night. Pressed the red button and it had a kind of running commentary running along the bottom of the screen.....well I enjoyed it anyway.
Freeview is only about £75...and you can buy crappy jewellery on three crappy auction channels..and you watch children's tv all day long.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 14:15:25
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Do you get PriceDrop TV on freeview?I love that channel
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 14:26:36
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 14:59:59
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Glad we cleared that up then...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 23:05:32
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I just realized I hate Ted Koppel!
No, wait. I find him witty and informative. Good night.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 03/20/2004 : 23:33:04
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They mentioned Carole King and asked her if she knew who Carole King was, and she had no clue.
I'm surprised she didn't say Carole King was the current King of France, or something like that. This IS the same woman who thought buffalo wings actually came from a buffalo, and that the Secretary of the Interior decorated the White House. Honestly, how can anyone be THAT stupid?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
What an idiot, everyone knows carole king was that dykey tennis player and buffalo wing come from buffalo meat! NARF! 
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 03/20/2004 : 23:35:46
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Originally posted by ramona
I saw something on TV the other day about how pervasive all the sexual things we see are - but what about all the violence? Now they can't show anything very sexual without some controversy but at 9:00 on most channels you can find people being shot, ripped apart under a bus, or stabbed repeatedly. Welcome to CSI, America's number 1 show!
It really makes me want to raise my children in another country. We have so many good things here, but we also have so many weird ultra conservative gun toating people who want to ban people in love from marrying each other but prolonge useless wars. Blaah.
In conclusion, shut up America!
Yeah, but the bad people always get caught - unlike real life!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/21/2004 : 00:51:14
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Originally posted by bedrock_barney
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I was going to say I'm glad we have the BBC, but thats sort of heading down the same route. I wish I had Freeview so I could get BBC4 though - that looks like it has some pretty good stuff on there.
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less"
Simon, BBC4 is not bad at all. Watched a documentary analysing Mozart's Piano Concerto in D Minor last night. Pressed the red button and it had a kind of running commentary running along the bottom of the screen.....well I enjoyed it anyway.
Freeview is only about £75...and you can buy crappy jewellery on three crappy auction channels..and you watch children's tv all day long.
"The Pixies are reforming?? / I say bring back Abba, ahaaa!!!"
I saw the Mozart doc before it one BBC2, but would definitely have liked to see the other.
As for jewellery, turns out you can buy this from this site now! Just ask for Mad Dawg, its QVC-tastic!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/22/2004 : 11:15:12
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Originally posted by jimmy
It seems like almost everytime I say to someone, " I hate my boss (or someone I work with)", the other person gets freaked out by the word, and they say something like "Hate is a very strong word."
People today (and especially people between 18-22) think that hating a person is a step or two away from being a racist or something.
Some individuals, or songs or movies deserve to be hated.
I'm not sure, though, that Jessica Simpson is one of those people. She doesn't seem like an asshole at all, and I think Nick is a decent guy.
Don't get me wrong- their version of "Take My Breath Away" is pure dogshit, but what did you expect?
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
Let go of your hate.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 11:17:44
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Is anybody here a noteworthy musician or singer?
Yeah. Jessica Simpson.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 11:23:55
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Originally posted by misleadtheworld
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Originally posted by benji
She looks like a mix of Ulrika Jonsson and Britney Spears.
Has anyone heard the song 'jessica' by, uh, i forget his name. But anyway, I'm pretty sure it's about her. I can't remember what it was about, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
 Frank Black / Teenager of the Decade....
Yeah you're right, she does. Especially Ulrika. That's not a good thing though.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 16:25:44
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Originally posted by andyn
Jessica Simpson, Ryan Seacrest, Carson Daily...who are these people? They sound like the names of characters from a daytime soap.
If you have no idea who these people are, you are too lucky!!! 
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 03/22/2004 : 18:23:43
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 19:46:38
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:37:30
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Is anybody here a noteworthy musician or singer?
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Yeah. Jessica Simpson.
She's on here? What's her screen name?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:41:39
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(pulls away rubber mask of male model to reveal.........) "It is I, Jessica Simpson!!!"
"You shall all pay for your unkind words" 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 16:39:13
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So the Frank Black Forum Ghost was really Jessica Simpson!
And she would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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