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Mad Dawg
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USA
153 Posts |
 Posted - 03/17/2004 : 10:33:26
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| Having browsed this forum for a few days, I am thinking of becoming a guru. Lots of you need help, direction, and a father figure. I will only accept students/children who have or are planning to do something, anyting, noteworthy with their life. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 12:57:01
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euthanasia is what those who follow will need.
the "greek geek"
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 13:34:05
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Being a guru is the only chance for you to get laid, buddy. I support you.
I’m not sure what this could mean / I don’t think you’re what you seem / I do admit to myself / That if I hurt someone else / Then we’d never see just what we’re meant to be |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 13:58:16
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Be a metal guru.
I know this bears no relation to the topic, but whatever...
 "Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 14:16:22
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A guru made of metal...how novel
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Slick
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23 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 14:50:15
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| I've always wanted to be in a cult. I finally signed up for the forum just to join. What are the fees? You will make a great guru TC. BTW you make the best skulls in the whole world. Love your website. Do you think you can help me do something noteworthy with my life? I play guitar better than most people but have serious stage fright. I don't want to end up like these losers here. Advice? |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 15:00:54
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| Bye bye. Nice knowing you. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 18:57:16
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What about Ella Guru?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 19:18:44
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what about NOT registering fake nicks in order to support stupid threads?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1938 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 19:27:56
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Jesus H. Christ, MadDog! How fucking obvious can you make it...putting Hank Williams, Jr. for the name and your website in the cool links. At least try to make it believable
¡Viva los Católicos! |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 21:41:21
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Originally posted by Slick
I've always wanted to be in a cult. I finally signed up for the forum just to join. What are the fees? You will make a great guru TC. BTW you make the best skulls in the whole world. Love your website. Do you think you can help me do something noteworthy with my life? I play guitar better than most people but have serious stage fright. I don't want to end up like these losers here. Advice?
Bless you my child. There are no fees. Try vodka for the nerves. LEt me know how it goes. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 10:19:35
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Originally posted by VoVat
What about Ella Guru?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
Tell me you're talking about the band! Please, they're fantastic!
I know they're named after something, but I can't remember what...
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 16:02:15
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They're named after a Captain Beefheart song. I've heard the song before, but I don't think I've ever heard anything by that band.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 16:09:45
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Imagine Low doing Neil Young songs, maybe.
www.bananarecordings.com
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Slick
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Posted - 03/18/2004 : 16:12:34
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Beefheart? You must be old to know a Beefheart song. Mad Dawg you have already helped me. The Vodka worked great.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 18:42:08
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I really don't know any Beefheart songs besides that one, and I only really know it because XTC covered it.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 22:26:35
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Originally posted by VoVat
I really don't know any Beefheart songs besides that one, and I only really know it because XTC covered it.
Really? |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 02:52:59
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Originally posted by VoVat
What about Ella Guru?
ahh...these fellows opened for A Silver Mount Zion the other week.
unfortunately i only caught their last song...but it was very very nice.
thanks for the link.
update: i've actually just ordered their ep for £2.99
can't go wrong for £3.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
Edited by - benji on 03/19/2004 03:05:16 |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 23:38:11
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I really don't know any Beefheart songs besides that one, and I only really know it because XTC covered it.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
You didn't like XTC did you? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 08:32:34
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Originally posted by benji
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
What about Ella Guru?
ahh...these fellows opened for A Silver Mount Zion the other week.
unfortunately i only caught their last song...but it was very very nice.
thanks for the link.
update: i've actually just ordered their ep for £2.99
can't go wrong for £3.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
I got it too after seeing them at the same show, and its certainly worth 3 squid. Really beautiful songs. Definitely looking forward to their album.
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2004 : 22:45:30
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| Isn't this thread getting a little off topic? What does Ella Guru have to do with me being anyone's Guru? I am here to help you! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 01:00:50
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Maybe its more interesting.
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 14:11:31
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One of the things I will be doing as a Guru is taking average humans and making them intersting and noteworthy. Instead of devoting precious time to critiquing and becoming experts on other people's music and accomplishments, they will be busy living thier own interesting, as opposed to mundane, lives.
Slick my child, I will soon contact you about a secret website where my devotees will meet to recieve daily inspiration and direction from me. I don't want you spending too much time here absorbing all the negative energy.
Guru Mad Dawg |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 14:17:06
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I was wondering if you could post a link to the silver jewlery site. I want a ring made of Me eating a cheeseburger with a fork and a knife while wearing a Kaiser Helmet.
Guru that up for me when you can, guru. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 14:18:24
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Mad Dawg honey, open yourself to LOOOOOVE!
I know you're not the jerk you pretend to be. Let's just all love each others. Isn't the world too horrible nowadays? Why wasting our time hating each other when we can just build a monument of love on this forum.
signed : Adnan's mom |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 14:20:16
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I'm already a guru, in general. Just a plain old guru.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 00:56:00
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Originally posted by GoddessTheory
I was wondering if you could post a link to the silver jewlery site. I want a ring made of Me eating a cheeseburger with a fork and a knife while wearing a Kaiser Helmet.
Guru that up for me when you can, guru.
GT I would like to help but my dance ticket is FULL. I am trying to catch up on orders for Malibu's two most noteworthy Irishmen (Advanced Celtic knot designs) before my pilgrimage to Dolphinquest on Oahu.
On a side note I was just credited as spirtual advisor on a film I feel will be sweeping the academy next year. Perhaps one of the mods will bend the rules and allow me to post a link.
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 01:20:10
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The only thing noteworthy I've done is spitting a mouthfull of chocolate cookie high on wall in college when I was twelve. Five years later it was still there.
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
460 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 10:39:25
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My noteworthyness has crumbled into a pile of shit and only the glorious Mad Dawg can help me now - I just know it!
Perhaps one day I could be guided to carve soft metals into shapes resembling skulls and other "hardcore" artifacts, oh please help me most noteworthy guru! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:41:56
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The only thing noteworthy I've done is spitting a mouthfull of chocolate cookie high on wall in college when I was twelve. Five years later it was still there.
It's a permanent monument to your accomplishment!
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 23:00:32
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Originally posted by KingOfSiam
My noteworthyness has crumbled into a pile of shit and only the glorious Mad Dawg can help me now - I just know it!
I'm sure I can help you my child but you will need to be more specific. I am a Guru, not a psychic. Perhaps we could start with what you did that was noteworthy before you world crumbled. |
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
460 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 07:07:59
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Many levels of crumbling noteworthiness...
I was a professional singer for a couple years and now the smoking has taken its toll on my beautiful butter voice.
I was a nationally ranked (18) dart player and now because I work so much I have no time to practice.
...Just a taste (there's more) of my crumbling noteworthiness
Oh help me enlightened one! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 11:40:06
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Darts, cool. Are you fat, cos it seems to be a prerequisite...
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 11:42:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Darts, cool. Are you fat, cos it seems to be a prerequisite...
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"
Being British is another prerequisite.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 11:49:03
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Aha, but the world champ a couple of years was Raymond Barneveld, from Holland. Imaginatively nicknamed (in time honoured darts fashion)... Barney.
Sweet.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 00:11:10
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KingOfSiam I need to know a couple of things. Do you work so hard as a replacement for past unhealthy obsessions or is it because you have bills to pay? Are you working doing something you enjoy? Do you consider yourself an artist? Are you earning more than you need for a comfortable living? Who was it that told you you had a "butter" voice? When you said "professional" singer did you mean you sang at weddings? Pubs?
Concerts? Did I hear you on the radio (Clear channel stations only. College radio doesn't count)
Cheeseman made an interesting observation about dart players being fat. I will also need to know if you're fat. Bald or balding? Being from the USA I suppose we don't have to worry about your teeth. |
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