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The Realist
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 Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:15:41
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Cali -
You're so soft. What's the deal? You want to like this Passion guy so bad. Good of all mankind? I say we ignore him. He's obviously just looking for attention, not tickets.
half full my ass |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:17:19
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Passion:
Thanks for your concern with Chislic and my relationship. Things have been rocky to say the least, but like I told Cal with time it will improve. All this talk about your mom has got me thinking. I think I've got a deal we can run with. The way it stands, you're getting me into the Fine Line (god forbid I'd miss Two-fer Tuesday). You're still short a ticket for your mom. The Realist has the ticket you need. You've given the Realist numerous chances to "play ball" as you like to put it and he/she doesn't seem to be biting. How about I take your mom off your hands for the night, (a little one on one action maybe she could bring a friend--I'm fairly open to ideas). Then, we give your ticket that I was gonna use to the Realist. This will give him/her one more chance to play puppetmaster with the non-ticketholding superfans' emotions on the forum, undoubtedly adding to the hilarity. That should make everyone happy. You still get to see one of your least favorite bands suck 'cause they haven't played together in 12 years. The Realist gets to destroy one more of his enemies, and I get to do your mom. Shit, I'd miss two-for-ones though. |
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:18:17
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| speaking of cluster fuck...my non-milf mother and her tough love support group will be touring MN VFW's this week. So pick your favorite VFW and buy em' a gin and tonic colonic. or, as Diablo would say in the hood with his Wayzata buddies, a "g-t col" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:29:45
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Originally posted by The Realist
Cali -
You're so soft. What's the deal? You want to like this Passion guy so bad. Good of all mankind? I say we ignore him. He's obviously just looking for attention, not tickets.
half full my ass
I would hardly say "I want to like this Passion guy so bad". I'm just trying to expose him for the Pixies fan he is. I talked to my friend, who's brother works at the Fine Line, and he said that he wishes The Passion of El Diablo would quit coming around and hounding him about comp tickets, and free drinks. He says that he keeps coming in with his Bossanova-era Pixies shirt on and hangs around laughing at everyone's jokes thinking he's part of the clique.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:33:06
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Calistan,
(1) Am I scared of you? Here's some more evidence on this point. Not only did I correct my reckless misspelling of UNDERSTAND, but I deleted a duplicate of the same posting that resulted when I attempted to correct a totally separate grammatical error I discovered during a prior proofreading. As a matter of fact, Cal, I edited the previous sentence at least four times to change some passive-voice verbs to active-voice verbs, all for your pleasure. Yes, Cal, every word I have posted has been tossed around for hours in contemplation of what you will think about it. The world revolves around you, of course.
(2) Yes, I am a Pixies fan. A big, huge Pixies fan. I mean, I'm in the door in Minny and Winny, and I didn't even pay for tickets. How did that happen, Cal? I can't believe that your sleuthing skills resulted in my blowing the cover I had established posting on a Pixies discussion board at a forum for Chazz Thompson. |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:37:20
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Cali -
I knew you were one of "those." "Bossanova era?" Don't even start with that crap. Everyone knows the two greatest records the Pixies released were Bossanova and Trompe le Monde. I hate late release snobs.
half full my ass |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:39:45
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
Calistan,
(1) Am I scared of you? Here's some more evidence on this point. Not only did I correct my reckless misspelling of UNDERSTAND, but I deleted a duplicate of the same posting that resulted when I attempted to correct a totally separate grammatical error I discovered during a prior proofreading. As a matter of fact, Cal, I edited the previous sentence at least four times to change some passive-voice verbs to active-voice verbs, all for your pleasure. Yes, Cal, every word I have posted has been tossed around for hours in contemplation of what you will think about it. The world revolves around you, of course.
(2) Yes, I am a Pixies fan. A big, huge Pixies fan. I mean, I'm in the door in Minny and Winny, and I didn't even pay for tickets. How did that happen, Cal? I can't believe that your sleuthing skills resulted in my blowing the cover I had established posting on a Pixies discussion board at a forum for Chazz Thompson.
Hehehe...see? I'm getting under The Pissing of El Diablo's skin. It's kind of fun. I would say he's starting to "spaz" now. BTW, "spaz" = "have spasmatic actions".
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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191 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:40:15
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| This is getting nasty. i'm leaving work now but when Calistanian and Passion start humping...i'll be glad i missed it. |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:41:03
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Cali -
I knew you were one of "those." "Bossanova era?" Don't even start with that crap. Everyone knows the two greatest records the Pixies released were Bossanova and Trompe le Monde. I hate late release snobs.
half full my ass |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:42:35
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Chislic's "roommate,"
Evaluate your relationship with Chislic, Shaunita, and I think you'll have a stark realization or two. Also, one thing that neither you nor Real considered is that I may be a MILF myself. We all know that my real name isn't Edwin.
Cal,
I'm down one for the big show. And I care. So shoot me.
Low-gain,
I'm down one for the big show.
Real,
Don't play with the Joshball.
Joshball,
Don't play yourself with El Real.
Roomloser,
Sorry I confused you with someone important.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:43:09
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Originally posted by The Realist
Cali -
I knew you were one of "those." "Bossanova era?" Don't even start with that crap. Everyone knows the two greatest records the Pixies released were Bossanova and Trompe le Monde. I hate late release snobs.
half full my ass
Eh? I don't think I said I'm one of "those". And did you take "Bossanova era" as a slam? It's merely identifying the shirt style. I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:44:16
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Shawn Westphaul -
Your envy and admiration for The Passion is as obvious as a Dave Matthews guitar lick which I'm hoping offends you on more than one level. Why are Pixies fans so gay? I don't mean gay like men sleeping with men (as FB himself has been know to do) but gay like camp fire songs and hugs. Besides, don't you have some Pixies records to pawn?
half full my ass |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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191 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:44:51
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| if your a MILF i'll stick it out at work a little longer to see you with Cali...or whoever |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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191 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:46:11
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| Are camp fire songs gay if your drinking scotch and pissing in the fire? |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:47:36
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Cali -
Don't even try to play innocent with me. You know that there is a large contingency amongst Pixie fans that feel everything after Doolittle is garbage. You were pulling the early-stuff-is-great-late-stuff-is-for-losers-highbrow thing and you know it.
half full my ass |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:47:42
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Nice comeback Passion, even if you were an hour and 13 minutes late. Don't worry though, I really and truly do like you.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:49:37
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Originally posted by The Realist
Cali -
Don't even try to play innocent with me. You know that there is a large contingency amongst Pixie fans that feel everything after Doolittle is garbage. You were pulling the early-stuff-is-great-late-stuff-is-for-losers-highbrow thing and you know it.
half full my ass
hehe
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:50:28
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Passion,
The fact that you may be a milf does not change my feelings for your mom and her friends. If you were a milf that would probably increase the chance that your mother is too. In my experience hot moms generally hang out together, hence my willingness to include some of your mom's friends on our date on April 13th. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:52:38
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Originally posted by joshuagingery
This is getting nasty. i'm leaving work now but when Calistanian and Passion start humping...i'll be glad i missed it.
BTW, where did that come from?
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:53:42
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Calistan Way,
You definitely have me on the run. Everyone who reads your witty repartee should take pride in the fact that you stood up to me on the board. No one can take that away from you. I'm sure that you and all your friends will high-five each other as you laugh about your sweet digs at The Pissing Of El Diablo, and you should. It's one of those small victories . . . like when you invite someone you dislike out for drinks on a night you know that she can't join you. This is your world, and we all just live in it. |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:54:03
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Shawn Westphaul -
Seriously buddy, you and The Passion need to just get a room because your online infatuation is making me sick.
half full my ass |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
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710 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:56:47
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:56:51
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
Calistan Way,
You definitely have me on the run. Everyone who reads your witty repartee should take pride in the fact that you stood up to me on the board. No one can take that away from you. I'm sure that you and all your friends will high-five each other as you laugh about your sweet digs at The Pissing Of El Diablo, and you should. It's one of those small victories . . . like when you invite someone you dislike out for drinks on a night you know that she can't join you. This is your world, and we all just live in it.
You got the high-fives part right, that's for sure! I love high-fiving. I don't need an exceptional reason like that to do it though.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:58:25
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| TROMPE LE MONDE is a tour de force. SURFER ROSA exists. [Thanks Steve.] DO LITTLE is too commercial. COME ON PILGRIM was my best moment. BOSSANOVA as least had inspiration, if not class and dignity. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:59:30
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El Real,
I want a room with your extras. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
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258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:00:38
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Shaunita,
I wouldn't keep hitting on my hot ass if I were you. You might get a groinful of feet from this thread of Pissing-haters. |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:00:51
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Originally posted by The Realist
Shawn Westphaul -
Your envy and admiration for The Passion is as obvious as a Dave Matthews guitar lick which I'm hoping offends you on more than one level. Why are Pixies fans so gay? I don't mean gay like men sleeping with men (as FB himself has been know to do) but gay like camp fire songs and hugs. Besides, don't you have some Pixies records to pawn?
half full my ass
You said it Realist. If only my vocabulary were as vast as my knowledge of Dave Matthews live bootlegs. As you already know I pawned my Pixies records "like two years ago." |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:03:46
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Originally posted by roomloo
Dammit, I keep getting shawn and joshua confused. Is there a difference?
Roomie -
Josh is the one that pulled the "bitches get stitches" line - who could forget such a great FB board moment. Shawn is the guy that poured his heart out to the board because his roomate is a bigger fan than he is and he feels guilty that he has a ticket and his roomate doesn't. He also is the guy who pawned his Pixies cds and listens to Dave Matthews.
half full my ass |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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191 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:03:54
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:05:59
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Calistan,
I'm running to racquetball and then to putting lessons and then to the 19th hole for a Michelob Ultra. I had Roomloser over you in the Sweet Sixteen, but The Rooms is a big-time bracket-buster coming out of the twelve-hole. Lates. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:07:31
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Originally posted by joshuagingery
Sorry Cali-- i meant to insert Shaun instead of yours
Thanks for clarifying. I was pretty disappointed that someone thought that Cali was a bigger Passion fan than I was. |
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The Realist
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:07:50
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Shawn -
Even when you try to defend yourself you have no conviction. Guilty as charged: Not a Pixies fan.
half full my ass |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:09:14
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| I gotta get going too, I suddenly had the urge to head over to the 19th hole for a few Michelobs Ultra. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:17:42
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Originally posted by The Realist
Shawn -
Even when you try to defend yourself you have no conviction. Guilty as charged: Not a Pixies fan.
half full my ass
Realist,
When you first posted I thought you were a dick. Then you kind of grew on me, especially when you buddied up with The Passion for an hour or two. Most of today I was luke warm, but after that conviction comment I totally don't like you. I think. |
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Chislic
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Posted - 03/23/2004 : 15:25:44
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I'm pretty damn tempted to throw your Dave Matthews bootlegs out the window. (For the record he has the largest collection of Dave Matthews bootlegs I've ever seen) I can't believe this guy.
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