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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =

USA
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Posted - 03/03/2004 :  01:14:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love orange juice. love it more than Kevin Bacon in "Stir of Echoes". The other night I woke up from a fevered dream of lemonade with a raging thirst, and the orange juice I drank brought a tear to my eye.

But Orange Juice from Concentrate? Forget it. It has none of the good properties of real orange juice. It's hard edged, bitter, and totally bereft of subtlety or nuance. It's McDonalds vs. Filet Mignon.

And I've got two gallons to get through before I can go back to the store and get myself some real Orange Juice.





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benji
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Posted - 03/03/2004 :  01:47:57  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
mixing it with vodka is sure to make it taste better.


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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  16:46:05  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Yeah, fresh orange juice is better, but I like it just about any way.



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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  17:05:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Any store-bought, pasteurized orange juice, from concentrate or not from concentrate, is shit compared to fresh-squeezed. May I reccommend one of these:



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BLT
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South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  17:33:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Donald Duck orange juice was the worst piss masquerading as OJ.
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  17:41:00  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What about Sunny D?


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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  17:48:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have oranges in my garden, and that's the best orange juice you can get.

And NimrodsSon, this is a squeezer:




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Carolynanna
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Canada
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  18:32:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

What about Sunny D?


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Sunny D is like sugar water with orange dye flavouring pumped up with some vitamin C.

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Cult_Of_Frank
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  19:05:15  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I love how they do the commercial with the 'purple stuff'. Or maybe it's just Stewie in the Family Guy parody. In any case, what makes 'orange stuff' and better than 'purple stuff'?!


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NimrodsSon
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USA
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  20:27:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rita

I have oranges in my garden, and that's the best orange juice you can get.

And NimrodsSon, this is a squeezer:




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Well you could get that little "squeezer," or you could get the Green Star juicer and get about twice as much juice out of each orange and be able to juice not only oranges, but practically any fruit or vegetable. Orange/ strawberry, anyone? Carrot/Apple? Ah, the possibilities!


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Edited by - NimrodsSon on 04/16/2005 20:28:29
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VoVat
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  21:14:37  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Sunny D isn't even billed as juice. It's a fruit drink, or a sports drink, or something.

Yeah, they really did have commercials where some guy would go to the refrigerator with his friends, and say, "We have [some drink I can't remember], purple stuff, and Sunny D." His friends would inevitably choose the Sunny D. But then, who wouldn't, when the main alternative was called "purple stuff"?



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BLT
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South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/16/2005 :  22:24:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

"purple stuff"?



I probably would have chosen "purple stuff" in the hope it was "grape drink."
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VoVat
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Posted - 04/17/2005 :  12:01:18  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Yeah, but maybe it would turn out to be eggplant juice.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/18/2005 :  13:42:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Squeezing your own is the only way to go.


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PixieSteve
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Poland
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Posted - 04/20/2005 :  10:26:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol.

yeah, freshly squeezed is loads better, but i settle for "from concentrate" most of the time.


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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1938 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2005 :  12:15:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Juiced in a juice extractor = best
Freshly squeezed = pretty damn good
"Indian River" pasteurized orange juice, not from concentrate = decent
Other pasteurized, not from concentrate orange juices = sometimes okay
From concentrate = terrible, always
"Sunny Delight" = horrendous, undrinkable


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PixieSteve
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Posted - 04/20/2005 :  12:18:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The geekiness is appreciated.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/20/2005 :  14:33:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah you gotta squeeze your own juice out.


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PixieSteve
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Posted - 04/20/2005 :  15:59:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
deja vu?


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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 04/20/2005 :  16:16:49  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think Tropicana does a good job in the 'not from concentrate' field and would rank them right below squeezing my own.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/21/2005 :  06:19:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

deja vu?


Oh let it linger



But I squeeze my own juice out every day.


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 04/21/2005 :  10:13:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love freshly squeezed Orange juice. I also love processed grapefruit juice, I much prefare it to processed orange juice!
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/21/2005 :  14:22:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pinneapple juice is my favourite. I hate grapefuits with a passion (fruit).


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VoVat
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Posted - 04/21/2005 :  18:05:57  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Yeah, grapefruit is too sour. I love apple and grape juices, though.



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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  14:20:57  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I got a juicer for my birthday! It's an old-school, hand-cranked kind of deal, and good gravy is the juice better than anything from a carton.


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mosleyk
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USA
607 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  14:37:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Happy Birthday Cheeseman! Juicers are awesome! Squeezed at home is better than anything you can find in a store. Have you tried making carrot juice yet? It is one of my favorites!
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Carolynanna
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Canada
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  14:37:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It'll start collecting dust soon enough cheeseman.

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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  14:46:46  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You bitter cynic C. To be fair, it does take a while to do, but when i have the time...


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  15:07:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Minute Maid orange juice tastes awful.

My fave is Florida Natural. And Tropicana is pretty good too. I only buy stuff that already comes made in a carton. the best OJ i've had was at a hotel in Belize that made it freshly squeezed.

BLT your comment cracks me up, because my mom used to buy donald duck OJ! She knows better now. I guess 33 cents a can seemed like a good deal or something.


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NimrodsSon
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  15:59:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The only downside to juicers is that they take forever to clean, but it's generally worth it if you have the time.


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mosleyk
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USA
607 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  16:52:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I will never forget the time both my husband and I thought the other had cleaned the juicer only to discover a week later when we tried to make more juice that something was horribly wrong.

I can still remember the smell!

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VoVat
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  18:56:16  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Minute Maid isn't very good, but it'll do in a pinch.

Their lemonade is pretty much the same way, only worse.



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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  20:17:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I pretty much don't like any Minute Maid drinks come to think of it. even their orange soda is nasty.


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  20:34:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is just a hypothetical question..

but what do you all want to drink? Let's see we have...




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IceCream
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  20:37:53  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Tab. I like the font on the can. Yes, I'm judging the book by the proverbial cover. It doesn't even matter in this situation.
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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 05/10/2005 :  07:11:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
are you SURE that's what you want to drink? I mean we also have purple stuff and...


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