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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
 Posted - 03/02/2004 : 11:28:43
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| I think as far as Art, Music, Fashion, Hot Chicks, Choppers, and Skull Jewelry are concerned the United States OF America dwarves all other countries. Don't you? What did I miss that we are best at? |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 11:55:02
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cvanepps wanders into post...looks around...realizes there's nothing of interest here...makes discreet exit
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 11:56:03
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I think as far as Art, Music, Fashion, Hot Chicks, Choppers, and Skull Jewelry are concerned the United States OF America dwarves all other countries. Don't you? What did I miss that we are best at?
Would you give it a rest with your constant 'Bigging Up' of America!!!
Some would say your patriotism is very honourable. I would say it's laughable now. 
Just kidding, I couldn't give a shit really. I'm content in the knowledge that Australia has the best art (Rolph Harris), music (Peter Andre), fashion (cork hats), hot chicks (Dame Edna) and choppers (the film 'Chopper'). Skull jewelry I couldn't care less about!!!
Oh and you missed off America being the best at being hated!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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John Dark
- FB Fan -
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 12:42:30
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
What did I miss that we are best at?
Unilateral military action. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 12:47:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I think as far as Art, Music, Fashion, Hot Chicks, Choppers, and Skull Jewelry are concerned the United States OF America dwarves all other countries. Don't you? What did I miss that we are best at?
How does a country dwarve another country? Do we drop legions of dwarves from C-130s onto unsuspecting innocents? Or do we repeatedly airdrop the band, The Dwarves? Interesting concept. I can see how that might be intimidating.
To answer the main thrust of your thinly-veiled question, we certainly won't be winning any blue ribbons at the World's Fair with your SPAM crap. <cough-Grizwald clone-cough> Please drop it.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 12:53:11
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 13:14:00
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| Dude, UK blatantly wins the "Country home to the internet user who uses the most smilies in one post" award. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 13:27:44
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Originally posted by apl4eris
To answer the main thrust of your thinly-veiled question, we certainly won't be winning any blue ribbons at the World's Fair with your SPAM crap. <cough-Grizwald clone-cough> Please drop it.
request for info: please drop what? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 13:29:06
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I think as far as Art, Music, Fashion, Hot Chicks, Choppers, and Skull Jewelry are concerned the United States OF America dwarves all other countries. Don't you? What did I miss that we are best at?
Not only does America dwarve all other countries, but if the rest of the world was one single country and America another, then America would still be a giant and the other country a dwarf.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 13:34:42
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
Dude, UK blatantly wins the "Country home to the internet user who uses the most smilies in one post" award.
Who's that then???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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John Dark
- FB Fan -
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 14:29:46
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| apl4eris, I went to college with Marshall Ledbetter, when that all went down. He also went to my high school (although I didn't know him there). |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 15:04:55
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Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Dawg
I think as far as Art, Music, Fashion, Hot Chicks, Choppers, and Skull Jewelry are concerned the United States OF America dwarves all other countries. Don't you? What did I miss that we are best at?
How does a country dwarve another country? Do we drop legions of dwarves from C-130s onto unsuspecting innocents? Or do we repeatedly airdrop the band, The Dwarves? Interesting concept. I can see how that might be intimidating.
At risk of incurring the Wrath Of Dave, heh heh.
This made me laugh.
lol, I think, is the expression.
 "I joined the Cult Of Boni/Get Off My Trolley!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 16:21:13
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Originally posted by apl4eris
To answer the main thrust of your thinly-veiled question, we certainly won't be winning any blue ribbons at the World's Fair with your SPAM crap. <cough-Grizwald clone-cough> Please drop it.
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request for info: please drop what?
Dwarves, of course!
Join the Culf of Buttoms / It's the Alerican way. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 17:26:01
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I think I take America for granted in some ways, but Italy is my favorite country. It's so beautiful, I hope I live there someday.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 17:57:42
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Originally posted by Erebus
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Originally posted by apl4eris
To answer the main thrust of your thinly-veiled question, we certainly won't be winning any blue ribbons at the World's Fair with your SPAM crap. <cough-Grizwald clone-cough> Please drop it.
request for info: please drop what?
The spam.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 18:31:51
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The best country definitely has to be Garth Brooks
 Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2004 : 23:25:22
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UK = Bad Dentist. France = Hairy pits and BO. Austrailia = Snakes and Bad Beer.
GOD BLESS AMERICA HOME OF SPAM!!!! |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2004 : 01:51:55
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
and choppers (the film 'Chopper').
man i LOVE this movie.
it is a bargain at £5 for the dvd too.
whinge, whinge, fucking whinge
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2004 : 11:15:18
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Benji, it would be a bargain at twice the price. Do you have nice teeth? Heard any good French jokes lately?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 11:37:47
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I'm always ready for some French jokes.
It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 13:00:26
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Mad Dawg is fantastic. Though the most exotic place he's ever visited is the corn palace
in South Dakota he can still criticize the rest of the world. What a great man!
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:02:19
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Big Country!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:41:46
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Loretta Lynn and Johnny Cash.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:44:35
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Damn you Homer. Damn you. There's some kind of Big Country cycle on this forum that I can't escape. I didn't used to detest that song, but now I really really really do. And the damn dunes and funky mullets will haunt my dreams.
Has anyone ever played Cornhole? I hear it's the new American craze in sports. I kid you not.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:50:21
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I had a Scout leader that used to always want to play "Cornhole" but, I usually only talk about that with my therapist.
KIDDING!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:56:17
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Well, the best Cunt Tree... hard one.
I don't know my Cunt Trees that well, but if I were to buy one, I'd like one that produced the sweetest Cunt that I've ever tasted before. Quite juicy, but not so juicy that it dribbles down my chin and onto my t-shirt. Quite firm and tight too, I wouldn't want a Cunt of my Tree to be squishy and soggy. Know what I mean? All those things would make one hell of a Cunt Tree. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:58:54
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Pixie, Pixie, Pixie.....
Take the t-shirt off from now on.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:18:52
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Sorry Apl but I am innocent. I was refering to the band Big Country, from Scotland. They were big-ish over here in the eighties.
What song are you on about???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:09:52
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
What song are you on about???
The 'mullets' remark makes me think she's talking about the Bay City Rollers. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:13:19
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Darn, I thought this was a thread devoted to my favorite radio station:
"KICK 106 FM, 'The Best Country'"
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:51:23
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Sorry Apl but I am innocent. I was refering to the band Big Country, from Scotland. They were big-ish over here in the eighties.
What song are you on about???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Damnit, I think this is may be the third time I've posted this pic on the forum. Somethin's wrong with my reality vortex today. Time to start drinking I think...
See: Big Country mullet:
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 15:27:46
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Engl;and most defiantely. We dont have to pay for when medical care(well, sort of).
We can get anywhere in the country withing like, 7 hours (max) (unless youre walking).
We the sea, cities, beautiful landscapes and amazing architecture.
An intricate, complexed yet fascinating history.
were not run by a three year old.
we can spell. (ok, so I cant type, but most of us can spell!)
No particulary scary animals/insects which can cause vastas amount of damage ( unless in exceptional circumstances)
We have a better flag.
Were not so close minded that we think we rule the world, and thatit revolves around us.
Not all coutries hate us.
We are close enough to the rest of eurpoe to actually experience other cultures.
We actually have culture!
More to come soon. but i think ive made my point.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:24:21
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The sun never sets....
because it isn't moving*.
*why are you looking for footnotes?
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:27:38
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The Rollers definitely have better hair than Big Country.
I quote Nick Lowe: "Everything will be out of sight, when Eric strums his Strat at the Rollers show tonight."
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:27:38
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GypsyDeath, your friendly local BNP candidate!
I'm kidding. I happen to agree.
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 16:28:26
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| Awesome, Cheeseman. Two posts at the same second. |
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