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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:01:32  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Due to the increase in the user-base here, and the ancienticity of the server, we need to cut down on the # of postings in the Forum so that it can operate at a decent speed.

These are our current guidelines, and topics will probably be lock for not following these. As well, topics may be locked if they are deemed completely pointless. User accounts will be locked indefinately if constantly straying from these guidelines as well.

Remember: this is a message board, not a chat room.

Forum Guidelines

* please try to stay on topic

* please avoid insulting and/or harassing other users

* avoid one liner or one word replies (i.e. "Hahaha!"); posts should have *some* value

* do not post nude photos - we're not prudes, but people use public/work computers. If you really gotta share some questionable content, simply post a link, and mark it NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

Additional Guidelines

* try to keep your ‘Posts Per Day’ under Cult_of_Frank, he’s our Poster Boy [bad pun there..really bad..ouch..it hurts so good.]

* no more "This is my # post" topics. These topics will be locked.

Thanks everyone,

- Dave


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:07:35  Show Profile
boo!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:10:47  Show Profile
Hehehe



Whoa! I'm just kidding! Don't lock me!

I'm a fsh with no i's.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  12:36:03  Show Profile
That's right boys, keep feeding the bears....

Pay to Post, haha watch the numbers plummet!

Edited by - Carolynanna on 02/20/2004 13:08:55
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  13:48:16  Show Profile
Hate to question your grammar,but is ancienticity actually a word?


"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12"
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  14:13:57  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Something we talked about but I don't see repeated here...no posting embedded nude photos or any inappropriate photos. If you so wish to share these photos with the forum, please post a link to them and specify that the link is explicit. There are a number of people here who browse or post from work (don't tell your boss!) or public computers, and these images could mean big trouble for those people. If any such image is found, it will be edited into a link. Thanks


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  14:14:23  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

* no more "This is my # post" topics. These topics will be locked.



My prayers have been answered! Praise to Allah.



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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 02/20/2004 :  23:58:52  Show Profile
What about if you wish to congratulate somebody on a high number of posts, the milestone posts if you will, like 1000? I made one for LBF and it generated alot of valid responses. However, I can see your point about making parody posts of "Congratulations to me on my 147th post!" And, apl hitting 1000 and later 2000 made for some pretty good feedback too.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  00:59:46  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Glacial - send them a PM. It's no longer all that significant hitting any number (except for Dean hitting 4000, but he's a machine.)

Jim - thanks for reminding me, i've added it to the main guidelines.


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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  03:48:28  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address
i want my friends of fb.net donation back!

lol!

just kidding...

but a question, you say keep things on topic? isn't this an off-topic forum?




"Join the Cult of Orange Cat / the more the better!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  12:49:58  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Hate to question your grammar,but is ancienticity actually a word?


It's a perfectly cromulent word!

quote:
but a question, you say keep things on topic? isn't this an off-topic forum?


I'm assuming he means on-topic for the specific thread. Personally, I like it when threads deviate somewhat from their original topic--it gives them a more natural, conversational feel.



Join the Culf of Buttoms / And never let old typos be forgotten.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  16:34:27  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
What VoVat said.

It'd be like posting a message in this thread asking about midget porn.


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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  21:12:42  Show Profile
I am so tempted...

Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry

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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2945 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2004 :  21:28:59  Show Profile  Visit ProverbialCereal's Homepage
Just make sure it's a link and not an embedded photo of a midget


Join the Devil's Workshop / And put the Cult of Frank out of business
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2004 :  11:10:46  Show Profile
Vovat,you've embiggened me with your spamtastic grasp of grammar


"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12"
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2004 :  08:01:53  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
If ypu gp to the "Here comes your Subbacultcha" room, there you will find pointless posts. In this off topic forum, we are all very relevant and serious people.



Have some wine, please, don't run away.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2004 :  22:58:09  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Anti-archiving post!


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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11509 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2004 :  23:05:34  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Heh, would you believe this is actually my first encounter with this thread, though I've heard of it from enough people. :)

Dean the machine... I like that. Thanks, Dave, I now have a new porn name! :)

Of course, I never should've admitted to seeing this as I'll now have to enforce it.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2277 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2004 :  05:24:06  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

What VoVat said.

It'd be like posting a message in this thread asking about midget porn.


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And whats wrong with midget porn?

Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2004 :  05:24:16  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
the visions in my head are too hilarious...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2277 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2004 :  06:39:48  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Just think about Frankie De Tori rogering Mini Me

'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary
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ModernFix
- FB Fan -

USA
18 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2004 :  06:47:57  Show Profile
No nude pictures?

Oh.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

4698 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2005 :  17:02:12  Show Profile
this is bit out of date..


Oh let it linger
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2005 :  07:58:33  Show Profile
well i dnt care about the guidlines as long as it will keep the forum speed up(im usein broadband at the moment but at home i have a dial up and its sucks it sucks BIG time

je suis un revoultionaire
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2005 :  07:59:33  Show Profile
oh and if people dnt follow these they get locked arent they more rules than guidlines

je suis un revoultionaire
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 07/15/2005 :  14:14:29  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Wow..way-back machine..


"Live life like you're gonna die...because you are." - William Shatner, You'll Have Time / Has Been
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WrongtimeCapsule
- FB Fan -

8 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  00:53:45  Show Profile
this is my 7th post.

*blinking lights*

Edited by - WrongtimeCapsule on 09/10/2005 00:54:13
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -

USA
171 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2006 :  09:34:26  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

Due to the increase in the user-base here, and the ancienticity of the server, we need to cut down on the # of postings in the Forum so that it can operate at a decent speed.

These are our current guidelines, and topics will probably be lock for not following these. As well, topics may be locked if they are deemed completely pointless. User accounts will be locked indefinately if constantly straying from these guidelines as well.

Remember: this is a message board, not a chat room.

Forum Guidelines

* please try to stay on topic

* please avoid insulting and/or harassing other users

* avoid one liner or one word replies (i.e. "Hahaha!"); posts should have *some* value

* do not post nude photos - we're not prudes, but people use public/work computers. If you really gotta share some questionable content, simply post a link, and mark it NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

Additional Guidelines

* try to keep your ‘Posts Per Day’ under Cult_of_Frank, he’s our Poster Boy [bad pun there..really bad..ouch..it hurts so good.]

* no more "This is my # post" topics. These topics will be locked.

Thanks everyone,

- Dave


Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!




lame







Horale Cabrones
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11509 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2006 :  11:13:50  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
If you don't like it, leave. You won't be missed. Otherwise if your sole goal is stirring up shit, I'll gladly help you out the door.




"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -

USA
171 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2006 :  11:38:38  Show Profile
so one posting the word lame is lame? lame.







Horale Cabrones
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bodhirock
- FB Fan -

3 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2006 :  23:15:17  Show Profile
funny the tabs suddenly have al spam in them...do not click on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..i got 80 little fuckin things pot up in my spyware after clicking on som etabs...you assholes
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11509 Posts

Posted - 03/20/2006 :  23:18:00  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Um, yeah... perhaps you want to scan your own computer for adware, viruses/virii, and other stuff first.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2006 :  00:52:47  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by bodhirock

funny the tabs suddenly have al spam in them...do not click on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..i got 80 little fuckin things pot up in my spyware after clicking on som etabs...you assholes



suddenly you've been a member for 1 day


George Patton once said "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2006 :  08:19:18  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by bodhirock

funny the tabs suddenly have al spam in them...do not click on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..i got 80 little fuckin things pot up in my spyware after clicking on som etabs...you assholes



Stop surfing for porn with IE, dumbass.
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =

Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts

Posted - 06/14/2006 :  11:54:46  Show Profile  Visit edbanky's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

quote:
Originally posted by bodhirock

funny the tabs suddenly have al spam in them...do not click on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..i got 80 little fuckin things pot up in my spyware after clicking on som etabs...you assholes



Stop surfing for porn with IE, dumbass.

I love it.

hey sum1 tell me wer 2 find a crackz 4 this appz stupid shit ur shit uplod don;t even work ashole emailserial an crakc tome my emailz pr0nst4r69@hotmail.com ur ashole 4 upload this shit

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