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floop
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Posted - 01/01/2013 :  18:48:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
anyone have tips on preventing chafing when going on long hikes? are my boxers hanging too low below my sac? not sure why sometimes I get chafing and others not

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hammerhands
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  02:19:17  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Boxer-briefs?
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  10:09:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands

Boxer-briefs?



i can see how that might help. i can't stand boxer briefs though

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hammerhands
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Canada
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  10:27:54  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
They feel like your underwear is falling down.

Pants that are tighter at the top of the inseam?
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trobrianders
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Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  15:32:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Long johns.

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danjersey
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  16:22:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this topic is rubbing me the wrong way
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/06/2013 :  14:04:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders

Long johns.

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not gonna wear long johns hiking in Hawaii

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floop
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Posted - 01/06/2013 :  14:31:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands
Pants that are tighter at the top of the inseam?



you mean like skinny jeans? also not an option for me.

my boys need room to roam. a lot of room. can't be tied down

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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  06:41:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
An extra pair of underwear and some baby wipes. An extra pair of socks is always nice too. I'm pretty sure I aleady know what your response is going to be.


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tisasawath
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  09:44:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_hiking


or

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hammerhands
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  09:52:49  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Lanacane

One day I bought a new pair of skates, they destroyed my heels, I had blisters the size of a two-dollar coin, it took months to heal. I used New Skin, that stuff smells bad. The skates were stolen from my car before I could wear them again.
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pixiestu
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  10:16:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Get an over the counter hydrocortisone cream. I used to have this problem. You could always try wearing cycling shorts too, that worked for me.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  10:54:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
cycling shorts are out of the question.

extra underwear and baby wipes would be helpful, if I shit my pants. not sure how it would ease chafing tho.

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trobrianders
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  15:45:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're losing us floop. You've been offered two world-class solutions to your 'difficulty'; naked hiking and long johns. And you've curtly dismissed them both. Did you really stop to give them the consideration they deserved, did you huh?

I don't know, one thing we haven't thought of yet might be a typically Hawaiian solution, like maybe grass skirt, simple is best, or banana leaf maybe. Or rubbing pineapple chunks on the afflicted areas, I don't know... I mean what's wrong with long johns, seriously? I can easily see you in 'em.

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floop
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  16:41:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i beg your pardon? i have considered those options but neither seem plausible. i hike in warm weather climates. unless you're talking about a night hike long johns are not an option. my sac gets hot enough just wearing pants. i have a high body temperature. especially in the sac region. hiking in long johns in high heat? sac no likey.

naked hiking probably would be enjoyable except I'd probably get tased and arrested here, or eaten by a mountain lion

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floop
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  16:43:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i beg your pardon? i have considered those options but neither seem plausible. i hike in warm weather climates. unless you're talking about a night hike long johns are not an option. my sac gets hot enough just wearing pants. i have a high body temperature. especially in the sac region. hiking in long johns in high heat? sac no likey.

naked hiking probably would be enjoyable except I'd probably get tased and arrested here, or eaten by a mountain lion

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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 01/07/2013 :  22:44:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

extra underwear and baby wipes would be helpful, if I shit my pants. not sure how it would ease chafing tho.



Baby wipes have more uses than just wiping your butthole. You wipe under your nuts, your taint, in between your legs, thighs, it cleans the sweat of those parts and moisturizes the skin to help reduce chafing. (also comes in handy if you do have to take a shit, so get the biodegradeable ones). And if you've never put on a fresh pair of underwear during a long hike after they're wet with sweat, you're missing out.


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floop
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Posted - 01/08/2013 :  04:41:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

quote:
Originally posted by floop

extra underwear and baby wipes would be helpful, if I shit my pants. not sure how it would ease chafing tho.



Baby wipes have more uses than just wiping your butthole. You wipe under your nuts, your taint, in between your legs, thighs, it cleans the sweat of those parts and moisturizes the skin to help reduce chafing. (also comes in handy if you do have to take a shit, so get the biodegradeable ones). And if you've never put on a fresh pair of underwear during a long hike after they're wet with sweat, you're missing out.


going VoVat on this shit



i'm intrigued

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trobrianders
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Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 01/08/2013 :  04:51:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alright no long johns, but naked hiking, the mountain lion, that'd be a hike thrill bonus.

Actually hammer accidentally hit upon the answer. Change your heels. Try Cuban or something.
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Edited by - trobrianders on 01/08/2013 06:13:50
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shineoftheever
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Canada
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Posted - 01/10/2013 :  23:09:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
get some body glide - its like a deodorant stick. you can get it at running stores. somehow lubes up the inner thigh and last a very long period. like all day.


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shineoftheever
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Posted - 01/10/2013 :  23:09:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.bodyglide.com/


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 02/21/2013 :  14:28:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

http://www.bodyglide.com/


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thanks. mite try this. on my sac

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hammerhands
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Canada
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Posted - 03/12/2013 :  14:34:23  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
As seen on Dragon's Den.

http://www.saxxunderwear.com
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 03/12/2013 :  18:32:31  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tisasawath




from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_hiking


or





Not ONE of you commented on this awesomeness? I am shocked.


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danjersey
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USA
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Posted - 03/12/2013 :  18:40:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[quote]Originally posted by tisasawath




This hike should be easy, just follow the crevice
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BLT
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South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 03/13/2013 :  06:10:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Here we see a group of day hikers exploring "slot canyons":


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hammerhands
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Canada
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Posted - 03/13/2013 :  06:27:57  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Noooo...you can't have any of my juniper bushes!
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 03/14/2013 :  06:37:22  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Deep in the heart of Africa, we encountered a previously unknown humanoid species whose genitals are located on their feet.


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