Tell me who would win this battle and why/how, then post your own pairing of combatants. Be sure to include venue; we don't wanna Shark vs. Bear battle and somebody declaring bear winner cause "sharks don't got legs" or shark because "the bear would drown".
Battle
Combatant 1: Winona Ryder Combatant 2: Jennifer Connelly Venue: School Playground
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