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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *
Chile
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 Posted - 05/07/2009 : 16:18:55
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This is very funny, happened yesterday to a Chilean journalist that interviewed Noel Galager from Oasis (I think he has the same pronunciation of him):
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=4385325&blogId=487521762
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09)
Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.
What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually.
Journalist: Hello, Noel?
NG: Hello.
Jnlst: Shall we begin?
NG: Vamos!
Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened?
NG: ?? 'Scuse me?
Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?
NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?
Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?
HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?
We continue...
NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?
Jnlst: As you wish.
NG: Ok. Fire at will.
Jnlst: Sorry?
NG: Never mind, just get on with it!
Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock?
Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless...
NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?
Jnlst: Of course.
SEX TURKEY!
NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?
Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?
NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up.
Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!
NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.
In a bit.
GD.
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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *
Chile
1315 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2009 : 16:20:56
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| wow i posted twice...please delete this topic!!! |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2009 : 18:18:02
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| I had a good laugh |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2009 : 20:14:06
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I'm not so sure about it's twin
but this threads got potential |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 06:51:46
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I thought this was some unspeakable horrific porn link....
"You have the brain of a four year old, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!!" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 07:03:01
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| you mean it's not? |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 08:27:41
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I had it last Christmas. It's overrated.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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Levitated
= Cult of Ray =
Chile
652 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2009 : 16:08:16
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| LOL! that wa shilarious! |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2009 : 03:44:39
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Levitated
= Cult of Ray =
Chile
652 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 10:38:40
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| XD |
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Noel Galager and Sex Turkey in Chile
