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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 11/02/2007 : 12:35:08
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How the hell does LBF beat Shine on creativity, carving skill and personality?
This contest is a complete joke.
Fix.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/02/2007 : 12:49:30
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| Fuck off, bitch. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 13:15:44
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I think I'll leave this one to Denis......
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Originally posted by vilainde
Love your pumpkin, LBF. But the "LBF" at the end of the vid is fucking gay if you ask me.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 14:16:42
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
Fuck off, bitch.
'roid rage! 'roid rage! see, i knew he was dopin'.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 14:41:52
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| Zurich (AP) - The International Carver Association of Rock Pumpkins (ICRAP) has announced that both contestants in this year's Frank Black Pumpkin Carving Contest have been disqualified from this year's competition due to irregularities in their tested urine samples. In both cases, tests of A samples detecting irregularities that further confirmed in B samples. The detected banned substance was not announced by ICRAP, but an official, who did not want to identified talking about private test results, raised a pinched thumb and finger to his mouth and quickly inhaled when asked what banned substance was detected. Mr. poopsmoothie, head of the ICRAP disciplinary committee, said that further punishments would be discussed at the next ICRAP meeting in Rio de Janiero. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 14:53:21
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 14:58:11
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the international carver's of rock associated pumpkins, can kiss my @55! i'm keeping the silver, melting it down and making some skull rings! fuck yeah!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:07:00
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Thus proving once and for all that silver is much cooler than gold.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:30:26
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:39:13
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don't you mean ovaries?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/02/2007 : 15:40:51
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| No, I mean balls, balls and sac. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get teabagged by King Midas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/02/2007 : 22:51:52
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
How the hell does LBF beat Shine on creativity, carving skill and personality?
This contest is a complete joke.
Fix.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 23:15:43
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ps, some kids "pumpkin'd" my car. as in, threw a pumpkin on the windshield and smashed pumkin all over it. i haven't had a chance to get it washed so there are dried up crusty pumpkin remains all over it
i feel like this is only the beginning of the karmic payback for my childhood (filled with pumpkin smashing, egging, toilet papering and vandalism in general) |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2007 : 23:41:03
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Not to mention cutting off Armenian bike riders...
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2007 : 00:24:22
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you should feel joy. i'd die happy knowing the legacy is passed on.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2007 : 14:16:39
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
No, I mean balls, balls and sac. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get teabagged by King Midas
you must have been tossing king midas' salad 'cause you talkin' shit!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2007 : 14:17:31
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Originally posted by floop
ps, some kids "pumpkin'd" my car. as in, threw a pumpkin on the windshield and smashed pumkin all over it. i haven't had a chance to get it washed so there are dried up crusty pumpkin remains all over it
i feel like this is only the beginning of the karmic payback for my childhood (filled with pumpkin smashing, egging, toilet papering and vandalism in general)
or just instant-karma for fixing the contest!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 05:33:26
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You took the words out of my mouth, just as I was taking my balls out of floop's mom's.
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 11/05/2007 : 06:05:41
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
No, I mean balls, balls and sac. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get teabagged by King Midas
LOL
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 13:25:10
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Originally posted by remig
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
No, I mean balls, balls and sac. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get teabagged by King Midas
LOL
hey, if i wanted lbf's comeback from you i'd tickle your throat, now fuck off. 
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Frank Black pumpkin carving contest
