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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
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 Posted - 10/04/2007 : 02:32:28
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Wednesday, Oct. 03, 2007
KOK: One Key Question
By Amanda Huginkiss/Abu dhabi
Is KOK stupid?
Indeed, KOK seems like the least intelligent forum poster based on his unique technique of posting anything moronic he has decided to search and read on the internet in the previous 10 minutes [1].
Is KOK deluded?
Most definitely, his amazing powers of using selective snippets of news articles [2] to backup the crazy model of the world he has created in his head is second to none. As this aforementioned model is completely contradictory to observable empirical evidence, he must find similarly pseudo-scientific news articles [3] and seek out others with such a genetic disorder to reinforce his psychosis. His increasingly frequent technique in which he replies to himself in posts is a further worrying sign.
Is KOK a government spy?
Based on the evidence I have just presented (an by using the KOK conjecture), it is provable (in a formal mathematical sense) that KOK is a government spy and must be found and killed.
So in conclusion, is the aforementioned poster a government spy? Yes, but more to the point he sure is the most annoying poster on the forum.
[1] - Am I crazy? Yes by the King of K.
[2] - Bullshit article number 1.
[3] - Journal of Pseudo-Science. Does KOK really exist |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 03:47:32
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Objection, your honour!
quote:
but more to the point he sure is the most annoying poster on the forum.
is not. |
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
488 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 04:31:58
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 05:43:05
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Sasquatch is an eight foot wookie living on earth with three ft pigmies.....that does not make sense.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:14:12
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Lame. Throw this in the pile with all the other lame "Is KOK this" threads.
I liven this place up and you know it.
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
488 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:26:01
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Your a
"lame "Is KOK this" thread".
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:28:36
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Take it easy there Don Rickles.
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
488 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:31:47
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Your a "Don Rickles"..
(no comebacks!)
I win... |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:45:54
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My favorite comedy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRR_LBR8T2c
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHoqfmDSh4Q
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:47:24
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3eUlgppsrk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ud71mm2TxP4
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 10/04/2007 09:48:02 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 09:51:45
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPXVCiT9rZU
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 13:30:32
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quote:
Originally posted by lonely persuader
Your a "Don Rickles"..
(no comebacks!)
I win...
you mean "you're". as in "you are".
I win.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 13:35:14
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KOK is Dick Cheney.
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 13:38:21
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Kok Cheney, lol!!!
I like to complain |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 13:40:47
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I prefer KOK's threads to this retarded thread.
Only I don't read KOK's threads.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 14:12:44
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Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
I prefer KOK's threads to this retarded thread.
Only I don't read KOK's threads.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
I thought we were bro's.
Hurry! http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240
Zoo York Surveillance Jacket - Men's
$27.99
64% off
Reg. $78.00
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 14:16:16
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no offense i mean.
and that jacket is so ghetto.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 14:21:10
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I was thinking it would go well with your "wicked gay" skinny pants.
You could be ghetto fabulous!
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 14:25:27
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I could be... or I could buy the same jacket at Value World for $2.55.
on a related note, my friend Chelsea's brother (and his dumbass friends) were wearing skinnies the other day, only they weren't the kind I have, they were actually girl pants. no really, they were like, bell-bottoms, he took them from some girl i don't know and rather wouldn't. they look wicked gay on a guy.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 22:57:23
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
My favorite comedy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRR_LBR8T2c
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHoqfmDSh4Q
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays
my favorite
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zRWB3rtCwTY
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