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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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 Posted - 08/19/2007 : 15:11:52
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jimmy's penis?
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 16:36:49
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You mean is my penis a single or an EP? My phone takes pictures, maybe you can tell me.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 16:51:50
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Sorry. I guess only I got my joke. Single, extended play, long play, records, penises, blah blah blah. Your honor, can this section of the transcript be erased?
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 12:49:41
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Originally posted by jimmy
also, I measured my penis with my "Raspberry Beret" 45 and it was the same length. I'm not sure if that's average or not.
check out my friend's paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
What about the girth? Did it fit comfortably through the center hole? Again this would depend on if you're spinning a '45 or an LP.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 12:56:17
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I didn't even think of that. The 45 has the larger hole and I put one of those plastic things in it. There's a name for those plastic things, what is it?
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 13:07:05
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Originally posted by jimmy
I didn't even think of that. The 45 has the larger hole and I put one of those plastic things in it. There's a name for those plastic things, what is it?
check out my friend's paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
Penis blocker.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 13:36:29
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jimmy's penis?
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 16:26:48
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I was just looking through my 45s, which I still keep in the case I got when I was five-
"Open Your Heart"
"True Blue" ( on blue vinyl )
"Cherish"
"When Doves Cry"
"Pop Life"
"Walkabout" ( Sugarcubes )
"Supernova" ( Liz Phair, clear vinyl )
"True Colors" ( with the cool,rare B-side "Heading for the Moon" )
"Gepetto" ( Belly, it came with 2 postcards )
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 16:50:32
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The weight-gain-plan is not going well. I spent all my money on pills and cigarettes and a can of that Axe anti-persperant spray, Phoenix.
And I may not make it to 1000 posts soon either, but I'm working on it.
****Also, by the way, I'm not sure if it's been mentioned on the forum yet, but tonight on the History Channel at 9pm EST- The 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 18:26:33
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I'm wondering...are there any fattys on the forum? Who's the fattest forum member?
I think mr.bisquitdoughhead wins for skinniest. How tall are you mr.bdh?
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 12:37:55
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I don't know, like 5'1" or 2.
Are you looking for the motherlode?" |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 12:42:13
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jimmy, you should start a "what is the average weight of a frank black fan?" thread.
Are you looking for the motherlode?" |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 12:52:47
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huh?
Are you looking for the motherlode?" |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 14:10:34
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you should start the thread, unless you're too busy making yourself throw up after you eat.
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 14:38:02
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I'm not a fatty, but I do occasionally have bitch tits.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 16:18:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
I'm not a fatty, but I do occasionally have bitch tits.
== jeffamerica ==
How occasionally? When the moon is full?
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 17:34:32
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Originally posted by coastline
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
I'm not a fatty, but I do occasionally have bitch tits.
== jeffamerica ==
How occasionally? When the moon is full?
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
That would be cool - I could make an event of it. I haven't found the exact pattern yet. It may have something to do with those delicious Twix bars with the chocolate cookie and peanut butter.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2007 : 18:49:12
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We have "how much do you weigh?" and "how tall are you" threads here someplace. Not the exact names.
I would probably win fattest forum member. I have chunked out in the last year. I like it.
I got some heaven in my head
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2007 : 05:41:03
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Originally posted by jimmy
you should start the thread, unless you're too busy making yourself throw up after you eat.
check out my friend's paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
i'm not even gonna defend myself 'cos your post is hilarious.
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Can I gain 15 to 20 lbs before next Sunday?
