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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =

Thailand
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Posted - 08/02/2007 :  07:43:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This was in The Guardian's Music Section today and is their pick of the '16 Worst Album Covers Ever' and has been prompted by Hard-Fi's latest , which in the opinion of the journo's doing the picking is the worst album cover ever.

This is the link:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/gallery/2007/aug/01/albumcovers?picture=330310522.

There are some pretty bad ones picked (e.g.The Cranberries), but they have missed some major howlers such as:



And:



Anyone care to add?

vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 08/02/2007 :  08:00:42  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, the Hard Fi cover kind of sucks.
Depending on your point of view, this is either the best or worst cover ever:




Denis

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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =

Thailand
313 Posts

Posted - 08/02/2007 :  08:10:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's a good one for sure, however I think I can do better:


Edited by - Srisaket on 08/02/2007 08:11:11
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/02/2007 :  15:00:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There was a thread on this subject a long time ago, there's a similar thread going on another forum I post on. This is perhaps my all time fave:



"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/04/2007 :  03:19:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No Cody, you can't. But you can borrow a razor.


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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 08/14/2007 :  13:59:44  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote


For years, i pictured Jon Tiven as the guy in the front row on the right.

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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
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Posted - 08/14/2007 :  14:55:48  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
that's not Tiven, nor is it a guy

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IceCream
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USA
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Posted - 08/14/2007 :  22:31:24  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Srisaket, there's a worse Scorpions album cover out there. Have you ever seen the Virgin Killer album art? It has a picture of a naked prepubescent girl on it. What irritates me about the cover is that it's only there for shock value. Any fans who bought the album pretty much had to look at child pornography. Good way to go way overboard into your persona.
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mikaelp75
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Posted - 08/15/2007 :  05:18:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

Srisaket, there's a worse Scorpions album cover out there. Have you ever seen the Virgin Killer album art? It has a picture of a naked prepubescent girl on it. What irritates me about the cover is that it's only there for shock value. Any fans who bought the album pretty much had to look at child pornography. Good way to go way overboard into your persona.



That disgusting cover was only used in Japan, though. The rest of the world gets a less disturbing but not much better looking band photo.

(My friend in Japan claims that in porn over there you're not allowed to show genitals/pubes (hidden behind the crack in the glass on said cover) or girls smiling/enjoying sex (the little girl doesn't look happy), and that pretty much all girls are made up to look as young as possible. The latter isn't just porn, I guess; it took a few days of Tokyo street walks to spot someone that was clearly between 15 and 35.)
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2007 :  12:50:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You mean they actaully used that cover at all? Fuck.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2007 :  13:35:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
speaking of nudity on album covers. this D.O.A. album was only limited to about 1000 copies. it is only four tracks. i have seen it in 12" but i guess it's also available in 7". the girl on the left is margaret trudeau, i believe this is before she was pierre trudeau's wife (pierre trudeau was canada's prime minister for 16 years). if you look closely you can see a lack of undergarment on the studious margaret.




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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 08/31/2007 :  14:02:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
for some reason i've never seen this mentioned:



Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard.
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BLT
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South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 08/31/2007 :  14:16:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

speaking of nudity on album covers. this D.O.A. album was only limited to about 1000 copies. it is only four tracks. i have seen it in 12" but i guess it's also available in 7". the girl on the left is margaret trudeau, i believe this is before she was pierre trudeau's wife (pierre trudeau was canada's prime minister for 16 years). if you look closely you can see a lack of undergarment on the studious margaret.





I have this in the 12" uncensored version with the flimsy cover. I've never heard of the 7" -- if it exists, it's probably a bootleg.

Knob head.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/31/2007 :  18:08:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead

for some reason i've never seen this mentioned:



Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard.



that's fuckin hilarious


"I am a troll.. and a fag." -LBF
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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =

Thailand
313 Posts

Posted - 08/31/2007 :  22:37:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

Srisaket, there's a worse Scorpions album cover out there. Have you ever seen the Virgin Killer album art? It has a picture of a naked prepubescent girl on it. What irritates me about the cover is that it's only there for shock value. Any fans who bought the album pretty much had to look at child pornography. Good way to go way overboard into your persona.



I have seen that cover, but didn't have the gall to post it here - it is disgusting.

BTW - you may want to visit this site to see a collection of the worst album art (if you can bear it); http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs
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IceCream
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USA
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Posted - 09/01/2007 :  21:19:14  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote


I laughed out loud upon seeing that.

there's a bad Unrest album cover out there. Unrest was a great band, though.
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IceCream
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USA
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Posted - 09/01/2007 :  22:12:04  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh, and I forgot "Dawn of the Black Hearts" by Mayhem. I'm not going to post that picture here.
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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1079 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2007 :  03:45:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


... still way better than what you can hear inside...

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Ziggy
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
2462 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2007 :  05:47:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha, i agree.
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