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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  06:55:36
                        
                        
                      
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                       Much like burnt-out movie franchises that will forever plague your local picture-house, here we have 5WAOS4 The first game clocked up 4 pages, the second outdid that with 5 pages and the third flopped with only 2. 5WAOS3 was like spider-man 3, or terminator 3, or that third city slickers movie they never made, it kinda blowed.
  But you can change that.
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  09:26:50
                        
                        
                      
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                       "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean.
 
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  09:42:52
                        
                        
                      
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                       "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and...
 
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  09:46:13
                        
                        
                      
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                       "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and crashed a plane into the...
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  09:49:49
                        
                        
                      
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                       "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and crashed a plane into the worlds largest ball of cotton.
 
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  09:54:40
                        
                        
                      
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                       "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and crashed a plane into the worlds largest ball of cotton. He then proceeded to pull
 
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  10:20:36
                        
                        
                      
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                       Might I suggest it's this bizarre bit of dialogue at the top that's dooming these recent versions of the game? Not that we can turn back, but maybe next time.
  "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and crashed a plane into the worlds largest ball of cotton. He then proceeded to pull himself a tall cold one ...
 
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  10:34:10
                        
                        
                      
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                       quote: Originally posted by coastline
  Might I suggest it's this bizarre bit of dialogue at the top that's dooming these recent versions of the game? Not that we can turn back, but maybe next time.
 
  
  I can't resist. Sean keeps saying 5 word sentences (unintentionally?).
  And anyway, the beginning didn't seem like it changed the rest of the game before, it was just like "what?". Y'know?
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  10:36:14
                        
                        
                      
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                       I guess i'll have to give a definite opening.
  "But you can change that." I doubt I can, Sean. mr.biscuitdoughhead then stood up and crashed a plane into the worlds largest ball of cotton. He then proceeded to pull himself a tall cold one and lived happily ever after.
 
 
  Alright…
 
  It had been one year…
 
 
 
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                 trobrianders 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  13:36:17
                        
                        
                      
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                       Morrowind Vs Die Hard. The heat is on.
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  13:42:09
                        
                        
                      
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                       Morrowind is over. Move on.
 
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  18:54:39
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart.
 
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  19:23:32
                        
                        
                      
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                       what?
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  19:28:55
                        
                        
                      
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                       Sean started it over with five new words, dialogue-free. I added five more. Your turn, Mr. Biscuit Sir.
 
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  19:38:46
                        
                        
                      
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                       ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i was confused. but not anymore. 
  It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably...
 
 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  20:13:23
                        
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I...
 
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                 mr.biscuitdoughhead 
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                       Posted - 06/17/2007 :  20:17:47
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least...
 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  05:29:35
                        
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat.
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  11:11:24
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like...
 
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  11:22:26
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know ...
 
 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  11:30:44
                        
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her...
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  11:34:53
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CATS LEGS!...
 
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  12:02:44
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching ...
 
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  12:05:45
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims...
 
 
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                 trobrianders 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  13:38:20
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  14:24:01
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my...
 
 
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                 coastline 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  14:26:54
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if ...
 
 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  14:35:31
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of...
 
 
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  17:05:49
                        
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!
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                       Posted - 06/18/2007 :  19:40:51
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are ...
 
 
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                       Posted - 06/19/2007 :  09:40:35
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives
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                       Posted - 06/19/2007 :  10:10:39
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives. I had given her one ...
 
 
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                 s_wrenn 
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                       Posted - 06/19/2007 :  13:35:21
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives. I had given her one upside the head, when she...
 
 
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                      |  It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives. I had given her one upside the head, when she jumped from Nakatomi Plaza's roof.... | 
                     
                    
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                 trobrianders 
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                       Posted - 06/19/2007 :  14:56:12
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives. I had given her one upside the head, when she jumped from Nakatomi Plaza's roof during a bouncy castle convention.
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                       Posted - 06/19/2007 :  23:37:32
                        
                        
                        
                      
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                       It had been one year since she broke my heart. Killing her cat was probably not the smartest idea I ever had, but at least I had a nice doormat. Her skin was soft like her cat's, if you know just how to stroke her legs. NOT THE CAT'S LEGS! After my arrest for touching the hearts of bypass victims I decided to quit cannibalism. I would sit on my billion-dollar trust fund if life was a box of greeting cards yelling "yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!" Those cards with sound are great for annoying stupid relatives. I had given her one upside the head, when she jumped from Nakatomi Plaza's roof during a bouncy castle convention. Bouncy castle salesmen have no...
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