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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  14:48:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I gotta make $4000.00 extra dollars in 12 weeks, but I'm lazy and don't want to work for it...I already work 40+ a week. It's for a vacation I desperately need, and to pay off a few bills. Normally I'm pretty creative...just not with money matters. Any suggestions?

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  14:54:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you could go to Japan and be a stripper
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  14:57:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I need a butler...


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blip
- FB Fan -

29 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  15:02:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jesus! son!


Edited by - blip on 05/18/2007 15:04:01
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  15:29:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop, I sorta like your idea.

OR...

Does anyone need any homemade dummies for any upcoming events/parties/roof-tossings? I can make them quick, and extremely life-like so their knees and elbows won't bend backwards during their descent. I also put tape recorders in them with tapes of screams playing for added realism. Price: 4 Dummies = $4000.00. Email me with your orders!

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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =

USA
918 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  15:45:11  Show Profile  Visit Jefrey's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I heard this thing on the radio where you can make $10,000 a month buying and selling real estate. All you need to do is buy this guy's book.

== jeffamerica ==
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2007 :  15:48:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey

I heard this thing on the radio where you can make $10,000 a month buying and selling real estate. All you need to do is buy this guy's book.

== jeffamerica ==



It probably costs $4000.00.

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  09:20:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you could pretend you're from Africa and you have all this money and you just need a bank account number to transfer your money. once you get your letter worked up you could post as a spammer here, that is before you get locked.

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that means soda
- FB Fan -

Canada
73 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  10:04:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well one day I got fired from the grocery store because my hair was a mess... I mean it was hard to figure what type of hair cut I had, if any.
So I came up with this solution to make money: I sold my girlfriend's soul on ebay... Just put a nice little picture of a girl looking all innocent and say you, the girl, need money for college or anything like that.. It'll sell like pancakes on a hot summer day.

Sold it for 900$ to a soldier in irak. Im not kidding. He said he had no family and didn't know what to do with his money.

Montreal, October 1st 2002
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  10:17:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are you the one that sold the Jesus toast, too?

bluefinger
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that means soda
- FB Fan -

Canada
73 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  10:35:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No that's my cousin D.B. We're all entrepreneurs like that in the family. My grand-father is the one that invented ice.

Montreal, October 1st 2002
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  10:37:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My great, great, great, great Uncle Carlos invented chocolate teapots!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  10:50:09  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
you could donate sperm. I think they give about 1000 for a few loads stretched out over a few months, assuming you can keep the lid on any psychological twitches you might have for the duration of the interview.

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Allen Ginsberg says you got no soul. The ancient Egyptians say you got seven of these bastards, and Pharaohs got fourteen, what they get for being Pharaohs.
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rocknfire
- FB Fan -

USA
121 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2007 :  20:38:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
something of value and raffle

ebay sucka


cause space between the oddballs is so very looooooooooooong.

Edited by - rocknfire on 05/19/2007 20:43:47
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  12:25:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So far, nothing is working...and it doesn't help that I keep spending money on silly things like snack machines at work.

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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2007 :  11:58:58  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I can send you a check for $1.00, Transmarine. If everyone on the forum does this, you'd probably make enough money.
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2007 :  12:17:23  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sign up for some week long sleep studies or other types of tests.

Pass the lord and praise the ammunition.
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2007 :  13:31:50  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You should be more creative for your vacation instead of spending 4,000 bones, dude.

Where do you live? Jersey?


Is that true about what Ginsberg said?

I'll be by the pool, playing with my guns.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2007 :  14:04:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by misterwoe

You should be more creative for your vacation instead of spending 4,000 bones, dude.




i agree. where do you want to go? Australia/New Zealand? you should go down to Mexico. or go camping in the National Parks.. or go to Thailand
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2007 :  15:32:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not all 4000 is going into the vacation. I want to pay off annoyance bills first to get in the clear, then use the remainder to pay for a vacation outright. But, yes, Floop. Down to Mexico I will go. Way down...I love Jalisco. Puerto Vallarta is one of my favorite places in the whole world. But I havent been to the whole world. Just half. I'm thinking of Puerto Vallarta for a week. There's a lot to do. And eat. And drink.

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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2007 :  09:35:02  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Let's take a trip across the county Kerouac style. Nothing like a car full of Frank Black fans speeding toward Mexico, reading poetry, drinking wine and looking for women of loose virtue.

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