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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
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 Posted - 05/07/2007 : 12:19:00
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2007 : 04:01:17
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2007 : 04:09:45
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2007 : 06:12:16
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2007 : 12:22:42
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2007 : 13:49:39
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2007 : 16:44:16
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back.
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2007 : 01:59:19
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2007 : 04:26:10
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2007 : 19:11:02
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo ...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2007 : 23:07:29
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2007 : 02:54:16
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one…
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2007 : 16:07:34
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." ...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2007 : 16:15:24
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed…
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2007 : 19:36:00
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2007 : 02:19:53
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2007 : 04:22:36
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2007 : 09:05:52
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively as the pilgrims went crazy
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2007 : 09:43:07
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively as the pilgrims went crazy: "Five word add on story!!!" ... |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2007 : 09:52:31
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively as the pilgrims went crazy: "Five word add on story!!!" ...they screamed. Jesus was the
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2007 : 10:52:56
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively as the pilgrims went crazy: "Five word add on story!!!" ...they screamed. Jesus was the last of the big spenders...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2007 : 11:05:02
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"Someone else start this time."
"Was that your five words?"
This humourous dialogue was interrupted by the distant sound of bacon and eggs frying on the tempered soul of Mr. Chandicuts; a gunslinger's adolescent bootlick. The funniest thing happened when Marv Chandicuts fashioned a shiv and stabbed the gunslinger who was debating Descartes dualism regarding a duel between two Descartes. Saul Kripke then proceeded to debunk the theory that logic pervades in fantasy game Morrowind but came unstuck when Mrs Qwerty pointed out that a feline's knee's are in fact what we call our ankles. William Blake painted cat's knees with cheese. He did this while holding the Playstation controller thinking it was a Wii sensor bar stand. Later on William Blake mailed himself to his grand nephew who promised to put an end to rationing by regurgitating entire shiploads of copies of The Sims. Chandicuts blew his victory trumpet (what he calls his asshole). But it was no use as the Rock Lobster shat pirated copies of Morrowind upon the fainthearted ones who cried out 'Lo! I am undone!'. That night as Jesus played dredle with his brother Marv a miracle occured in which jesus got his groove back. "Is the Pollock real?" said Jackson but Jesus forgave him. "Jesus jumping on a pogo, will you spin the dredle?" went straight to number one, unseating "Her Gee's Sweet Whack." Jesus sat while he peed as the pilgrims watched gleefully, hoping for a bidet display. The holy water sprayed effusively as the pilgrims went crazy: "Five word add on story!!!" ...they screamed. Jesus was the last of the big spenders. Death to 5WAOS4 he swore.
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s_wrenn
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Posted - 06/17/2007 : 11:07:05
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5 word add on story III: Morrowind
