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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
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 Posted - 02/08/2007 : 15:25:21
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Korean monster movie creature could be real!!
 Honest....
http://monsterhunterclub.com/news/index.php?uid=88676df11aae
Cryptid cover-up? - Tue, February 6, 2007
The saga of mysterious new MHC member cryptidtruth continues, with a new photo and video of the strange fish-creature posted this weekend. But perhaps even more disturbing than the as-yet-unidentified species itself is the controversy allegedly erupting in the community where several of the creatures have been discovered.
According to an encrypted message in cryptidtruth's latest video, some unknown entity is going to great lengths, including harassment and arson, to keep these creatures hidden from the public. Cryptidtruth does not believe the government is behind this, but rather "something worse." According to cryptidtruth's YouTube profile, s/he is 27 years old and from South Korea, but so far has provided no other details regarding location.
An MHC member privately joked to me the other day that perhaps one of these monstrous, toothy fish was responsible for Jon Paine's disappearance. I must admit the idea made me chuckle (especially picturing the fish spitting out such an inky, metallic, unappetizing morsel as Mr. Paine), but for all I know, this may very well have happened. I don't think it's likely, of course, but for as much headway as Amie and I have blazed on his trail (almost none), this hypothesis currently holds about as much merit as any other. It turns out the dazzling array of gadgetry Paine's crammed into himself is largely useless in terms of tracking him electronically (if only he'd registered himself with his veterinarian before skipping town....)
Amie is trying to find someone called "Painted Soul," who may have seen Jon at the Berlin tattoo convention back in December, but so far we haven't been able to track this person down. If you know this person, or have any leads on how to contact Painted Soul, please drop Amie a line or post on the forum. (Ditto if you see Jon Paine himself, obviously--he'll have a nasty scar on his right forearm and will probably be doing something stupid next to a hat with coins in it.) I'm really looking forward to Amie coming to NY, though--we always did come up with good stuff when we put our heads together.
What does all this have to do with those puzzles showing up with my stolen toys? I don't know, probably nothing, although seeing all these weird things unfolding around me lately is making me wonder if I'm jinxed. (Does that telemarketer I snubbed moonlight as a gypsy? Would my fortune be different if I'd only gone on that free timeshare tour?) Some crafty club members have begun to solve these puzzles, revealing a series of cryptozoologically-themed words, but where do they lead?
And do I also have the vengeful Telemarketing Gypsy Curse to blame for fudging up my friendships, or is that all me? I don't know. After the Today Show fiasco last week, I tried to make it up to Sun-Yi and Matt by inviting them out to a nice dinner this weekend. Matt said he was busy, but I think he's just still pissed at me (we haven't really talked in days and he hardly comes out of his room any more.) Sun-Yi agreed, and seemed excited about going, since it's a pretty swanky sushi place we'd talked about trying.
I met her at the restaurant and told her I was sorry, but Matt wouldn't be coming with us. She seemed really disappointed, but I told her two out of three friends ain't bad, and we could still have a good time without Matt. At dessert I gave her a pretty funny birthday card with a certificate I'd made inside: an IOU for one amazingly awesome birthday present. I really did come up with a great idea for Sun-Yi's birthday present, but it's just going to take a little time and legwork to come to fruition, and I didn't want her to think I forgot in the meantime. The IOU wasn't just some scribbled note--it took me like an hour to make the printout look all pretty and fancy--but she still seemed disappointed. Hopefully she'll feel differently when she actually gets her present, though. Let's just hope The Curse leaves me alone until then.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 02/08/2007 : 15:29:51
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There's a lot of words in that post and my brain says "look at the picture instead of reading"
My observational conclusion? Massive Squid scrotum.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2007 : 05:50:27
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Carl, doesn't the relevance to the sea creature end midway through the third paragraph?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 02/09/2007 : 12:07:11
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2007 : 12:11:56
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Maybe it's just me but most of that doesn't seem to have anything to do with the sea creature. It sounds like he moves on from that topic after the third paragraph.
Maybe I'm just reading it wrong though.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 02/09/2007 : 12:15:29
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Yeah, you're right...I just cut and pasted the whole thing.
But perhaps there's a hidden message about the Host monster in those paragraphs. Perhaps. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2007 : 02:14:42
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I think you're just trying to tempt me into conspiracy theories and the like.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2007 : 09:11:47
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Don't be ridiculous, Homers.
By the way, what happened to Dean and Brian? Could they be working for some secret agency?!
And this is my 8888th post. That could mean something! |
Edited by - Carl on 02/10/2007 09:12:41 |
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The Host monster is real!!
