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gyaneshwar
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194 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  19:02:17  Show Profile  Visit gyaneshwar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Red wine - man, that is so refined. Wine is nice, but I am definitely a beer man. The two free drink tickets when I checked into my hotel tonight didn't help.

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I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  19:12:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's a tossup for me between beer and wine. Beer is the better solo drink, since I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone (and wine sucks when you cork what's left and drink it the next night). But often my wife and I will split a bottle, which I really enjoy. She's an outstanding cook, and is very knowledgeable about matching wines to meals. (But she's gone this week, and tonight I'm getting drunk alone on a cheap bottle of red that didn't come close to matching the crap I picked up for dinner.)


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
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beersnob
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USA
28 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  19:12:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was a little for about an hour, but not now.
a stoudt
a shot of tequila
a margaretta
then ice cream
kinda the perfect midweek buzz though
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  20:09:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by beersnob

I was a little for about an hour, but not now.
a stoudt
a shot of tequila
a margaretta
then ice cream
kinda the perfect midweek buzz though



That is disgusting. What are you, 17 years old? Your screen name is obviously a misnomer. More like Alcoholgaywad. And what kind of fag can't spell margarita? You must be some sort of new breed. You've amazingly lowered the bar around here.


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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  20:48:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone



pussy
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2007 :  21:27:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm a bit buzzed/drunk and contemplating pissing you fags off with a new conspiracy topic.


MUUUUAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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We're going on a sweaty, man love picnic!
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  05:35:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone



pussy

Pretty much. I used to be able to handle my liquor, but now I'm a two-glass-a-night loser who goes to bed by 9:30 every night. Another reason to hold off on settling down and starting a family, floop -- this will be you someday, too.


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  05:44:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

quote:
Originally posted by beersnob

I was a little for about an hour, but not now.
a stoudt
a shot of tequila
a margaretta
then ice cream
kinda the perfect midweek buzz though



[snip].... You've amazingly lowered the bar around here.


p=a*exp(-x^2/2)+b*P(Z>x)




heh


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:52:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yay, I'm drunk....an unintentional bottle of wine. Some 85% dark chocolate as well. (not that that has any effect on my inebriation). Maybe I should start an 'ask llama' thread. Or maybe not.

Horny as fuck though.


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:54:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
go for a run. i don't want to see your horny posts.

I like to complain
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:55:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't, I'd puke. Then how would I get laid?


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:58:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey i'm surprised puke-sex isn't on your list of fetishes.

I like to complain
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:58:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it is, but not on my wife's :(


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  14:59:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A "Horny" thread in the pipeline?


+ / " @ * ~ ¦ ¬ . , |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  15:09:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
without pictures it's useless.


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  15:26:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.galumpia.co.uk/adult/adult_2.htm

I like to complain
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  15:35:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I feel a bit sick

this is better....

http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/pictures/PJ_Harvey_upskirt.jpg

(copy & paste) and uh, NSFW, maybe.


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Edited by - Llamadance on 10/11/2007 15:38:13
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  16:06:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
bikini waxing?


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  16:10:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Doesn't look like anything's been waxed, actually.

Maybe you should look closer, Llama. Give it a good drunken inspection.


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  16:12:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
believe me, I have. Still would.

this is a better pic though...




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beersnob
- FB Fan -

USA
28 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  18:11:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis


That is disgusting. What are you, 17 years old? Your screen name is obviously a misnomer. More like Alcoholgaywad. And what kind of fag can't spell margarita? You must be some sort of new breed. You've amazingly lowered the bar around here.


p=a*exp(-x^2/2)+b*P(Z>x)




Happy for you. You can spell. You're Awesome!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  19:57:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone



pussy

Pretty much. I used to be able to handle my liquor, but now I'm a two-glass-a-night loser who goes to bed by 9:30 every night. Another reason to hold off on settling down and starting a family, floop -- this will be you someday, too.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.



i don't think starting a family is a good reason to stop being a drunk
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  20:04:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by coastline

quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone



pussy

Pretty much. I used to be able to handle my liquor, but now I'm a two-glass-a-night loser who goes to bed by 9:30 every night. Another reason to hold off on settling down and starting a family, floop -- this will be you someday, too.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.



i don't think starting a family is a good reason to stop being a drunk


Yeah, look at Kathryn and Llama. They haven't let parenthood slow them down. (not to mention one particular parent cultivating their own little crop of crazy tobacco)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  20:50:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Reeeeeeeeeeeally?


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  20:55:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Note none of those parents are in the US. Irresponsible foreigners.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  20:57:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is the avid gardener parent not in the US? Is that parent, whose gender shall remain nameless, a frequent poster in the gardening thread?


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  21:04:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The answers to those two questions are no and yes, but I'm not telling you the order.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  21:06:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Um. I've had too much wine to make sense of that, darwin. Dang.


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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  21:20:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
3, #4 on the way...




take that coastline!
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  21:28:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
4 beers are the reason this thread began


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  21:32:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Crap! My wife drank our last Anchorsteam earlier tonight, and all that's left in the fridge is 1 Kennepunkport IPA (not so great). I was just whining about that, and then I come on here and have to see this?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  22:48:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me!
MEMEMEMEME!

I am an avid gardener and I am totally sloshed right now!

Yay!

It doesn't happen all that often.
Well the smoking of home cultivated goodness yes.

I wish that everyone could coordinate and be swept up in the same moment I am at all times.
Life would be much livelier that way.

__________
Fuck off I got work to do.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2007 :  22:54:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, there's your answer Kathryn.

Me: I had crackers with peanut butter on them. Triscuits to be exact. And Jif.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 10/12/2007 :  19:57:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Grabbed me a sixer of Anchor Steam on the way home tonight (threadal influence). I'm just starting No. 2 now. Pretty good stuff.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/12/2007 :  20:13:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
One best friend + two bottles of red = drunk


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