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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2006 : 11:43:35
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Let me tell you about this dvd i bought second-hand today at gamestop for €4.99: It's crap.
I knew this when i was looking at it on the shelf,
I knew it when i brought it to the till to buy it,
and i knew it when i saw the opening titles.
It is a very, very bad movie. And i love it!
So Brandon Lee is this mercenary (or "mercanary" as he's described on the back of the dvd box. I guess that's some kind of deadly yellow bird...) and he risks his life to go save a professor (Ernest Borgnine) who he develops an emotional bond with after spending 20 seconds of screen time with him.
The plot, the acting, the dialogue, the fake accents, the cheap and often recycled scenery, it's all B-movie magic!
I particularly enjoyed the lame fist-fight in the desert. Why? Because it's shot from underneath a horse, and it's belly blocks out the "actors" heads.
PLUS, there isn't even any fucking lasers in the movie!
Have any of you seen this movie? No?
Because i'm willing to put this dvd on the road.
I'll send it to anyone one who wants to see it and then it can be forwarded to another forum member like a chain letter.
Witness the lamest jewel heist EVER! Only in LASER MISSION
Anyone up for it?
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