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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 07/24/2006 :  15:51:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I remember once upon a time when the lyrics to Frank's song HONEYCOMB were cute...this poor bee circling the eaves, searching and failing in his quest to find it's honeycomb.

This weekend, my brother and I were engaged in an off/on two day battle with hornets and their hives which threatened our bodies and sanity...for the nests were located directly above our front door and my bedroom balcony sliding glass door. Now, while not bees, and there is no honey in a hornets nest, I couldn't help but think of the song HONEYCOMB, because after the nest outside my bedroom was knocked down, hornets swarmed in a panic for hours looking for it.

Then it became a horror movie. They actually congregated on my screen door and managed to find their way inside my apartment! These terrible devils were relentless...as if they were on the attack! They knew we killed their children! It was somewhat blood curdling. I had no RAID insecticide, so I settled for aerosol boot protectanct, which would either kill them immediatley, or just enrage them. They were totally horrible.

The ones out front began to congregate outside the front door. As we would open the door to do battle, they would divebomb us in their swift but clumsy way.

Finally by Saturday evening they were gone.

And then Sunday morning they were back...gone was their confusion of their missing nests. Now they were just vengeful. Fuck this. I went to WalMart (which I hate, and am ashamed to have done it, but desperation won over) and bought RAID WASP & HORNET KILLER.

The war is over. I won the battle. But at what cost? Some frazzled nerves, and $3.87 for the RAID. But I swear, these things were cognizant and knew what they were doing...they were planning to take me down!

Hank the 8th was a duplicated man

-bRIAN

jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 07/24/2006 :  16:50:17  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote


I know what you mean, and while I'm not afraid if one bee is flying around me, groups of them are scary.

By the way, I read somewhere Madonna said she wrote the song "Music" after going to a Sting show and seeing everyone's reaction when he did old Police songs at the end of the set.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  05:06:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love bees but I hate wasps. Hornets I am not sure about.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  05:15:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Horse flies piss me off. I can't go outside during the summer without getting a bite off those wankers.


Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  05:15:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hate, bloody bloody hate them! Three of them stang (is this the correct past tense) me in the ear two weeks ago.

Do you remember "Dumbo"?


This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world

Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 07/25/2006 05:16:39
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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
535 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  08:44:42  Show Profile  Click to see a guy in a rover's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I got stopped for speeding the other day. The officer leant into the car and asked 'Have you got a Police Record?'

I said 'Yeah, Walking on the moon.'

Arf Arf Arf

Kiss my ring...I am the greatest

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  08:46:59  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Don't kill bees.


Denis

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 07/25/2006 :  09:01:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by a guy in a rover

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The officer leant into the car and asked 'Have you got a Police Record?'

I said 'Yeah, Walking on the moon.'

Arf Arf Arf

Kiss my ring...I am the greatest





Hey get this in the 'Jokes' thread buddy!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 07/25/2006 09:02:38
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 07/26/2006 :  18:47:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sure I've heard that before, but it's a good 'un.


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