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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:15:40
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Best game ever, from catbirdseat.org. Rules: "Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream "BINGO!" at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out."
Apart from maybe the hoodie, which is too warn to wear to gigs, I don't think I have many of these traits. Tre, for example, has at least three.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:27:18
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I'm five foot tall, my hair is better than Jaggers and I smoke a far classier brand of cigarettes. I'm assuming this is what you're meaning here....
You know what? next time you're sick you can buy your own lucozade. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:39:18
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Star tattoo and chunky glasses. Wow, five! I'm getting close!
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:46:33
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Hey! Those are my reading glasses and it's only technically a star!
Do you qualify as an eight foot tall hoodie wearing blooger with ironic facial hair and a digital camera? What about your purse with the skull on it? And early in the morning funny sticky up hair, does that qualify as a white man afro? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:53:00
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Woo hoo! Zero!
"I thought that I had reached bedrock, but I had yet to reach Birmingham..." |
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jtjcp88
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Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:54:41
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Im pretty pathetic. I only have the "too-small sweater". Although my step mum is definately an uber hot asian hipster. How my old man pulled her defies science as we know it.
"Dance at my party." |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 03:55:02
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Originally posted by Ten Percenter
Woo hoo! Zero!
"I thought that I had reached bedrock, but I had yet to reach Birmingham..."
Technically I think you tick all the boxes for bad clothes and dodgy hair... I'm guessing you're a blue ribbon kind of guy too Grandpa. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 04:16:43
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Originally posted by starmekitten
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Originally posted by Ten Percenter
Woo hoo! Zero!
"I thought that I had reached bedrock, but I had yet to reach Birmingham..."
Technically I think you tick all the boxes for bad clothes and dodgy hair... I'm guessing you're a blue ribbon kind of guy too Grandpa.
White boy grey afro/perm?
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 04:25:17
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Uber-hot Caledonian sexbomb (ironic, before you say).
"I thought that I had reached bedrock, but I had yet to reach Birmingham..." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 06:40:11
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I have a hoodie, red chuck taylors, blue pumas, i am a blogger and i own a digital camera, and i have more than one ironic t-shirt that could put me in the same class as the high school sports shirt. I'm only 6 feet tall though and shave my head and 'stache. Boo me.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 07:17:50
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I fear a Jagger haircut is growing, but only because I can't afford a proper haircut. I think I've got some small jumpers too. Damn tumble-dryer.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 07:17:56
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I am/have none of these.
"The arc of triumph" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 07:47:53
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I'm at a nice zero, though I did have a nice mop of hair two weeks ago. I suppose I'm a blogger, but I don't often bring my camera to shows unless it's something huge.
 "No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself." |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 07:50:14
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I'm at a nice zero, though I did have a nice mop of hair two weeks ago. I suppose I'm a blogger, but I don't often bring my camera to shows unless it's something huge.
"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."
Four foot tall girl?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 08:08:40
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Most shows I don't think you could get past the door without a Bingo. That left hand column is a given. What kind of hipster drinks Pabst?
And, I'm a 0 unless I'm a Grandpa (but I'm a slacker more than a hipster). |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 08:21:57
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All the hipsters do now Darwin, you'd be shocked. At shows, the PBR cans are a-flyin' off the bar. I have friends who exclusively drink it.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 10:46:48
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Zero.
I did own some Pumas in high school, though.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 10:57:44
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All i got was the "Free"
Seán Says: "It's easy to be a prick when your already an asshole"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 10:58:42
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Originally posted by starmekitten
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I'm at a nice zero, though I did have a nice mop of hair two weeks ago. I suppose I'm a blogger, but I don't often bring my camera to shows unless it's something huge.
"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."
Four foot tall girl?
:P
Don't try to deflect attention you star-tattooed chunky-glasses-wearing hipster!
"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 11:27:24
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I pretty much always wear a hoodie, and I prefer the term "moptop".
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 12:28:54
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I'm uber-hot but not asian, and I have a mustache but not ironically. So, 0.
Denis
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 12:36:57
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i like the tattoo with the star thing. that's so funny. if i had a dollar for every star tattoo person i see...
no offense to people with star tattoos
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 12:38:31
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What if I get a rub-on tattoo of a star, and a fake mustache. What does that put me at?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2006 : 13:21:07
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Well, when I was in college I had between 8-9 items (smoked Parliament on rare occassions because I just liked the name). Also fancied those cocktail cigarettes from the import shop that came in all sorts of colors with a gold foil filter cover.
Now...only item I have is a too-small sweater and that isn't by choice....got accidentally put in the wash and as soon as I send it to Goodwill I won't even have that. On top of that...I have noticed that I am starting to sit down in shows more these days. yep....those hipster days are over for me.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
535 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2006 : 05:21:53
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I hate hipsters.
I hate it when you go to a gig or club and everyone looks like these twats. They all look at you like 'youre sooooo not ironic enough to be in here'. F**k off.
Kiss my ring...I am the greatest
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2006 : 06:30:25
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Just the one for me.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2006 : 07:36:26
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 09:11:29
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I have some Chuck Taylors, but since they're green, I don't know if they can count as "old-school." If I'm not mistaken, they only came in a few colors back in the day. And I have a blog, but no digital camera. So I guess that's one for me. I don't think we have hipsters in my area, though. They're more of a city thing, no?
And I think "classier cigarettes" belongs in the "favorite oxymoron" thread.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 12:35:58
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Isn't bingo unhip in and of itself?! :)
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 15:53:47
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Originally posted by Carl
Isn't bingo unhip in and of itself?! :)
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast!
Not if you're 86 years old.
I had sadness for breakfast. Have a nice day! - Andy Milonakis |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 15:57:42
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Or 86 years young, for that matter.
I had sadness for breakfast. Have a nice day! - Andy Milonakis |
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Hipster Bingo
