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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/17/2006 :  19:21:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex Trebek vs. Chuck Woolery
I'm putting my money on Trebek.
I'm putting my monkey on Woolery.

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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/18/2006 :  04:34:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I remember that Dicky Betts took out Lou Reed about thirty years ago.

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 06/18/2006 :  08:21:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They went for dinner?! ;)

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
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USA
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Posted - 06/18/2006 :  08:34:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Brunch, maybe...

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/18/2006 :  15:27:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alright, here's a different one:

Bob Saget vs. John Stamos
I'm putting my monkey on Saget.

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/18/2006 :  16:31:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Anyone?

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/19/2006 :  05:37:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who are these people?


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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  07:40:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bob Saget and John Stamos are both on a TV show Full House.

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  08:31:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmm, can you make this a little more internationally friendly please?


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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  11:03:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry. Alright how about:
The Strokes vs. Guided By Voices (that's from the Someday video).

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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  11:11:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well if we cheat and allow Guided By Voices to have all of their members present (as in anyone who has been a member), then I would go for them.

Do I go next?


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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  11:19:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey:
Do I go next?
Yeah.

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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/19/2006 :  11:35:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok then, let me see.....

....David Bowie Vs Keith Richards


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/19/2006 :  12:37:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bowie. Richards would be too drunk, and Bowie would use his Starman powers.

Beck V Aimee Mann.

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  04:34:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Beck - Hell yeah!


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  04:35:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh sorry erm.....

Bugs Bunny Vs Roadrunner


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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  08:50:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bugs Bunny. He beats the crap out of Elmer Fudd and he's got a gun. What does Roadrunner do? He just runs away.
Bruce Willis vs. Vin Diesel

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  09:34:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How could Bugs catch him though?

Vin Diesel. Bruce may die hard, but he'd die alright!

George Bush Vs Tony Blair


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2006 :  09:53:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't take this thread seriously if it is going to be suggested that Bowie would beat Richards. Richards would crack a bottle over Bowie's head and it would be all over.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  10:05:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I must admit, I agree with Darwin. Richards would fight dirty.

Mr B, I don't think you are putting enough thought into your predictions


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/20/2006 :  10:42:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

George Bush Vs Tony Blair


Bush would just go 'I am gonna kick your sorry British ass', and Blair would go, 'Yes sir, please sir!'

Koffi Annan V Condolesa Rice.

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
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USA
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  11:53:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey:

Mr B, I don't think you are putting enough thought into your predictions
I should of just said "Bugs Bunny is cooler". Everyone knows he is.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  13:28:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Koffi Annan would knock Rice right off of her heels.

Cinderella vs. Snow White
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  14:55:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cinderella, suffering from apple poisoning, takes a golden slipper to the head.

Grumpy V Sleepy.

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/20/2006 :  16:42:42  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Grumpy, grumpy people don't tolerate no fools.

floop vs homers pet monkey

forum ebook: end of miles
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7441 Posts

Posted - 06/21/2006 :  00:02:54  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

I can't take this thread seriously if it is going to be suggested that Bowie would beat Richards. Richards would crack a bottle over Bowie's head and it would be all over.



But what if they fought on top of a palm tree?


Denis

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/21/2006 :  04:47:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am not sure I should answer this one.

Never gonna happen anyway, I'm full of love for the floopster.


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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/21/2006 :  09:04:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The best fights always begin with love.

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1729 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2006 :  11:08:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Frank Black vs. George Foreman(is that how you spell it?)

Does anyone else think Frank could take out a famous boxer. He makes grills now, though...

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 06/25/2006 :  11:43:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Black throws a right hook....Foreman blocks with his grill...but the shoddy product breaks easily under the fist of the former Pixies frontman....and Foreman is down!!

'Smokin' Joe Frazier Vs David Grohl

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edbanky
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 06/28/2006 :  10:36:40  Show Profile  Visit edbanky's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Frazier wins (revealed at fight's end to be Courtney Love in disguise).

Danny Elfman vs. Orlando Bloom



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 06/28/2006 :  11:55:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bloom is getting a last minute pep talk from manager Jack Sparrow...DING DING!! Round one! Elfman only just dodges a volley of arrows from the former elf, but hypnotises the Florida city-named poster boy with a wacky fairground waltz...a strikes Bloom with his conducters baton! It's all over!!

George Clooney Vs Al Gore



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mr.biscuitdoughhead
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USA
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Posted - 06/28/2006 :  16:10:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not going to make up an elaborate scenario, but I'm gonna say Gore.

Superman vs. Batman


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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 06/28/2006 :  16:11:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Batman.

Superman is gay, hehheh, pwned.

Spiderman Vs Wolverine.


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edbanky
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 06/28/2006 :  21:53:02  Show Profile  Visit edbanky's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yellow spandex version or Hugh Jackman version? Spiderman in the former, Wolverine in the latter instance.

Aw crap.
Mark Hamill (the weinie who played Luke Skywalker)
VS
The weinie who played his dad, whose name escapes me.


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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 06/29/2006 :  10:56:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, David Prowse isn't a weinie, (and neither are James Earl Jones or Sebastian Shaw), so you must mean....Hayden!!

Hamill wins.

marcus4realius Vs Leguman.


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