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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  00:46:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if you, like me, would like to make more informed consumer decisions, you'll appreciate
Cillit Bang!............Bang!............Bang!..Bang!..Bang!.......

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AAAAWWWWWRRRIIGGHHTTTTT !! !

Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  03:43:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh yeah, saw this before. Those ads are fucking ludacris. It's the most ridiculous name for a product ever.

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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  07:43:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Hi, I'm Barry Scott"



"The arc of triumph"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  09:53:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The only bang that'd impress me would be a gun going off in his face.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  10:17:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not quite sure how this ad has had TWO topics dedicated to it. Shakespeare, Michael Angelo and Nelson Mandella haven't even managed one.

Maybe if they were used to sell Cillit Bang...........


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  12:07:51  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Man, I posted this about a buhzillion years ago! Get with the programme, yo!

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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
535 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:37:16  Show Profile  Click to see a guy in a rover's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I love to apply a bit of clit bang.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  15:25:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ha. One of my teachers was moaning about some writing on a desk last year and there was some cillit bang at the back of the room, so I said "Why don't you use some of that clit bang to clean it?"

She gave me a funny look but didn't correct me. I don't think she knew I was taking the piss.

"The arc of triumph"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  15:40:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Oh yeah, saw this before. Those ads are fucking ludacris. It's the most ridiculous name for a product ever.





Did you see it on The Blizzard Of Odd too?


Surely Cillit Bang is most dangerous product around. On the ad it burns all the crap right off a penny ("you love that one Barry")

The Mob will be using it soon to torture "rats". Burning there hands right off, while Barry Scott stands in a corner smoking a cuban screaming:
"I'M BARRY SCOTT MODAFUKAA!!! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH BARRY!
BANG SHITHEAD, AND YOUR HAND IS GONE!"

It'll happen...Just wait and see....wait a little longer....wait.....

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  16:33:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn

Did you see it on The Blizzard Of Odd too?


No, Doog posted it here a while ago!



Cillit Bang gives you wings!

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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2006 :  13:17:05  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote


clit bang ha, ha, ha

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2006 :  19:13:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my and my mate saz had a 20 minute giggle fit about her writing a presentation for uni about BARRY SCOTT and the good people at cillit bang.good stuff indeed


Art is the child of Nature; yes, her darling child, in whom we trace the features of the mother's face, her aspect and her attitude.
-Beck



Edited by - The Marsist on 06/02/2006 19:14:40
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2006 :  08:25:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
he actually bears an uncanny resemblance to Hugh Jackman!





Actually, I think it would be an interesting career move for Morrissey to do the Cillet Bang ad. He should get on to his agent!


Edited by - Carl on 06/06/2006 12:21:33
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2006 :  15:48:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Morrisey could sing:
"From the kitchen to the bathroom
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :

Some stains are harder than others
Some stains are harder than others
Some detergents lather more than
Other brands lather..."


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