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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:44:25
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HAHAHA.
She could give me one too.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:45:51
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all at the same time may i add.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:15:50
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Originally posted by Carl
There's nothing wrong with her feet. I'd give her a foot massage!
Her toes are all crooked. She has man's feet.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:20:55
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Shhh, Homers.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:30:13
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Ha, I had "... plus there's her feet" in my post and removed it in case I was mistaken to have a foot fetish. She does have terrible, terrible feet.
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 04:35:11
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Originally posted by Carl
Shhh, Homers.
I'm not seeing it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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marcus4realius
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Posted - 05/23/2006 : 05:40:30
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More imagination for me then.
You imagine turning her down.....and I'll imagine turning her over. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/23/2006 : 06:41:38
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Originally posted by marcus4realius
More imagination for me then.
You imagine turning her down.....and I'll imagine turning her over.
So you don't have to look at her face?
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marcus4realius
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Posted - 05/23/2006 : 06:48:34
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 19:55:46
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Look, she just has to keep her socks on, alright?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:00:19
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i'll have sex with your mum
she'd be famous for having sex with me
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:35:52
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:57:55
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I wonder who your favorite celebrity couple are, Daisy!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 04:26:54
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Yeah that definitely makes it easier to arrange.
I think I may go for the same two as Daisy actually.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:01:02
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I'll give Jen and Vince a shot, then.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:01:34
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Eeeeeuuurgh! Jen?!?!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:06:19
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:15:28
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One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
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Posted - 05/24/2006 : 11:11:41
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| Laetitia Casta - no ifs, ands or buts! Well maybe a little butt (No bloodstains on any chairs, though - nice & easy |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:14:40
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Originally posted by KingOfSiam
(No bloodstains on any chairs, though - nice & easy
Er....
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:22:11
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You think your standard might be a tad too high?
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Working on the T.V. show Emergency! was particularly nice because I was working with a real pro “Randy Mantooth” - Dick Van Patten |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:39:55
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No. She looks like a whorse.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 05:45:39
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Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You think your standard might be a tad too high?
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Working on the T.V. show Emergency! was particularly nice because I was working with a real pro “Randy Mantooth” - Dick Van Patten
Not in fantasy terms.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 05/28/2006 : 13:30:27
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No. She looks like a whorse.
I'm hoping this was an intentional portmanteau, and not a typo.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2006 : 15:33:10
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why do you hope?
is it because an intentional portmanteau would indicate intelligence, and you hope he is intelligent,
or is it because a typo would indicate stupidity and/or laziness, and you hope he's not stupid or lazy,
or, was what you said actually a bit of a rubbish thing to say
explain
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:26:41
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The first one, basically. I thought it was clever, but it's possible that it was unintentional cleverness.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Have sex with any celebrity (on one condition)
