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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2006 :  09:19:35  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
neighbour into the trash bin?


seriously.... The food she cooks smell horrid...like death after a bender of horse tranquilizer enemas.

If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2006 :  09:20:41  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
my bra.

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2006 :  04:15:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone

neighbour into the trash bin?


seriously.... The food she cooks smell horrid...like death after a bender of horse tranquilizer enemas.

If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea




lol
Maybe she's some kind of voodoo lady, cooking rats and vermin.
Not that you should get paranoid about your psycho voodoo neighbour or anything.

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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2006 :  07:05:16  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Speaking of smells...some invalid in my buidling decided to flood his toilet with excrement and then flood his apartment. YAY for Canada!

If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 05/26/2006 07:05:40
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2006 :  08:21:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sounds like a lovely building your living in....!Maybe you should move into a building like the ones you see in sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld. You could have a neighbour who's always coming up with hair-brained get rich schemes and getting in to awkward situations.
NEWMAN!




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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2006 :  08:27:21  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Dog....robot

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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2006 :  11:20:49  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
cop......prostitute

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  04:58:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Man on acid.......fish


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1883 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  05:36:48  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sugar Daddy ... Preacher's Daughter

*Release the bats!
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1520 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  05:58:05  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I saw one today,
"Armless man arrested for _________"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  07:09:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Two armed armless man...man with no arms.

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  11:01:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands

I saw one today,
"Armless man arrested for _________"



Arrested for public mastrubation??.....?




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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  11:57:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
PVC catsuit.....


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6369 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  12:08:16  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
bikini wax

forum ebook: end of miles
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  17:11:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kicking baby

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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2006 :  17:23:25  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"Dali-esque baby-eating.."

"Another velvet..

"DVDs of old CITV favourite.."

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www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/weevilknievel = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7308 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2006 :  01:21:12  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I know the answer to hammerhands's one: "Armless man arrested for... driving without a licence (nor arms)"


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2006 :  09:25:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Next:

Do people want me to continue doing this game? Or is it getting old now? Let me know...

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 05/29/2006 :  10:28:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Greek goddess Hera.


Where's Merton when you need him?

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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  01:50:45  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"Having sex.."

"Chocolate moneys.."

"Orlando Bloom.."

"Conference organisers.."
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/weevilknievel = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son

Edited by - Doog on 05/30/2006 01:54:30
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7308 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  01:58:52  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Removing IUD..."

"Group sex..."

"My tree-trunk-sized member..."


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  03:49:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fertiliser

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  05:51:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Bumpin' Uglies"


Anywho, i don't have any more headlines at the moment, but i'll get back on it soon with the answer to this one too.

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

4698 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  09:16:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ovary


FAST_MAN  RAIDER_MAN - June 19th
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  12:08:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




Apologies for the quality of this one
"IDA boss calls on ______ bodies to work together"


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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2521 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  12:10:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
dead

"The arc of triumph"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  12:26:34  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
busy



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  12:43:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
some

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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  17:44:42  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"anti"

"no"

"rotting"

"telephone-shaped"

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www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  17:49:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm kinda surprised no one has said "hard" yet.
{Having read American Psycho it's the only phrase that comes to mind}

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11534 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  07:22:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
heavenly

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  10:49:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Girl's.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  06:36:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote





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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  08:22:38  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
whacking

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  08:36:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
teabagging




"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur
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