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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 05/25/2006 : 09:19:35
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neighbour into the trash bin?
seriously.... The food she cooks smell horrid...like death after a bender of horse tranquilizer enemas.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 09:20:41
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my bra.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2006 : 04:15:27
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
neighbour into the trash bin?
seriously.... The food she cooks smell horrid...like death after a bender of horse tranquilizer enemas.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
lol
Maybe she's some kind of voodoo lady, cooking rats and vermin.
Not that you should get paranoid about your psycho voodoo neighbour or anything.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2006 : 07:05:16
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Speaking of smells...some invalid in my buidling decided to flood his toilet with excrement and then flood his apartment. YAY for Canada!
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 05/26/2006 07:05:40 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2006 : 08:21:47
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Sounds like a lovely building your living in....!Maybe you should move into a building like the ones you see in sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld. You could have a neighbour who's always coming up with hair-brained get rich schemes and getting in to awkward situations.
NEWMAN!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2006 : 08:27:21
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Dog....robot
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2006 : 11:20:49
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cop......prostitute
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 04:58:06
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Man on acid.......fish
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1884 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 05:36:48
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Sugar Daddy ... Preacher's Daughter
 *Release the bats! |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1592 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 05:58:05
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I saw one today,
"Armless man arrested for _________" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 07:09:41
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Two armed armless man...man with no arms.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 11:01:36
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quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands
I saw one today,
"Armless man arrested for _________"
Arrested for public mastrubation??.....?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 11:57:28
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PVC catsuit.....
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 17:11:47
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Kicking baby
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2006 : 17:23:25
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"Dali-esque baby-eating.."
"Another velvet..
"DVDs of old CITV favourite.."
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/weevilknievel = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 01:21:12
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I know the answer to hammerhands's one: "Armless man arrested for... driving without a licence (nor arms)"
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 09:25:02
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Next:
Do people want me to continue doing this game? Or is it getting old now? Let me know...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 10:28:20
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Greek goddess Hera.
Where's Merton when you need him?
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 01:50:45
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"Having sex.."
"Chocolate moneys.."
"Orlando Bloom.."
"Conference organisers.."
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/weevilknievel = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 01:58:52
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"Removing IUD..."
"Group sex..."
"My tree-trunk-sized member..."
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 03:49:57
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Fertiliser
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 05:51:11
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"Bumpin' Uglies"
Anywho, i don't have any more headlines at the moment, but i'll get back on it soon with the answer to this one too.
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 09:16:39
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ovary
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 12:08:37
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Apologies for the quality of this one
"IDA boss calls on ______ bodies to work together"
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 12:10:52
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dead
"The arc of triumph" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 12:26:34
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busy
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 12:43:03
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some
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 17:44:42
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"anti"
"no"
"rotting"
"telephone-shaped"
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/weevilknievel = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 17:49:28
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I'm kinda surprised no one has said "hard" yet.
{Having read American Psycho it's the only phrase that comes to mind}
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 07:22:23
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heavenly
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 10:49:56
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Girl's.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 08:22:38
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whacking
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 08:36:53
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teabagging
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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