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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
 Posted - 12/03/2005 : 10:30:51
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Be like a Ninja day. Spend the day dressed head to toe in black and try to sneak about as softly and quietly as a ninja. If you are discovered feel free to totally flip out and kill people.
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Otherfellers
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Ireland
87 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 10:38:43
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2. Live
They pile, they pile, they pile the salad bar |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 10:40:58
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skip a few, ninety-nine, a hundred.
101. be the person to finish a list of 101 things
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 10:48:15
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Miss the point and/or be a total killjoy day. Spend the entire day intentionally not understanding things and pissing on as many different bonfires as you can. Each bruise you collect throughout the course of the day will be proof of your success as an irritating bastard.
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 10:50:59
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Go "AHHH I'M DYING"
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 11:01:24
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 11:09:24
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
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Miss the point and/or be a total killjoy day. Spend the entire day intentionally not understanding things and pissing on as many different bonfires as you can. Each bruise you collect throughout the course of the day will be proof of your success as an irritating bastard.
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Master of Science
i don't get it
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Z_Zoquis
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Posted - 12/03/2005 : 11:22:09
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
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Be like a Ninja day. Spend the day dressed head to toe in black and try to sneak about as softly and quietly as a ninja. If you are discovered feel free to totally flip out and kill people.
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Master of Science
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 12:52:16
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6. Arrange for a paternity test and bring in a blood sample from a household pet.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 13:25:28
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7. Temporarily turn your living room into a medieval torture chamber.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 19:01:01
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8. Just go nuts. Get really drunk, and run naked through the streets singing Hey Jude.
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:53:42
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 10:25:21
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10. See Stevie Nicks naked.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 10:37:06
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11. Drive along a motorway at night, at 100mph, and turn your lights off for a minute.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 11:11:27
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12. Drive on the motorway to Roswell. If it gets too crowded on the road, start driving in the sand.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 12:27:05
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Find Nathan on the crowded motorway to Roswell and ask him for some exclusive jokes.
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"In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly and the old world gave way to the new." - D. H. Lawrence
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 13:01:42
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 13:35:56
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14. have some scientist-type, like tre, find a cure for the common cold so i don't go through this shit twice a year
-Brian
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 13:41:21
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Make up cure for common cold probably involving mustard and chillies and ginger and lemon, tout it as a miracle cure, get rich then change your name and go into hiding before everyone figures out what a massive, but totally loaded, fraud you are.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 13:44:01
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16. Have sex w/ Surfer Rosa.
... Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 13:58:01
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17. be lusted after by someone on a message board
-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:14:42
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Brian, you can cross that off your list. You know you are lusted after.
18. Get back to reviewing CD swaps.
I got some heaven in my head
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:27:19
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:41:25
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20. Expose Tre as as alias for Kevin TRudEau.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 17:06:00
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21. Turn 21. It would suck if you died before your 21st birthday.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:25:54
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22. Own a copy of Teenage Anal Sluts IV
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 10:41:25
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23. Direct a porno film.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 18:19:19
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 *dives for cover*
At least wait 'til after Christmas!
"Join the Honeycult!"
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:28:54
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*takes gun off cassandra*
Hey! This is a water pistol!! ;)
"Join the Honeycult!"
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:33:39
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Yeah, and this phony clown mask wouldn't fool anybody! ;)
"Join the Honeycult!"
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:43:24
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Back on topic.....I'd like to reach 5,000 posts before I die-Yay! I did it!!
"Join the Honeycult!"
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kfs
= Cult of Ray =
USA
889 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 13:24:13
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| 25. See the Pixies *Well at least I can mark this one off my list!* |
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101 things to do before you die.
