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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
 Posted - 11/23/2005 : 01:38:39
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I came accross a website (a horrible, women-objectifying website) where a guy was advertising his book called Double your dating.
Well, here it is, I will advise you on how to triple your dating, live and direct from France baby. Free and 100% natural.
I know some of you male nerdish Frank Black lovers have difficulties when it comes to communicating with something else than your walkman. Don't be afraid, we've got everything under control. No matter how difficult your situations might be (serious lack of confidence, major skin disease...), we've already seen worse here at the Triple your dating Institute.
Please share your situation, problems, difficulties with us, and I will provide you with the right answer that will open the secret doors that lead to the mind (and the body) of the opposite sex.
Free and 100% natural.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 01:59:00
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before i enlist the services of monsieur i must ask how he came about the "double your dating" website.
my "quadruple your dating" technique involves many of the double and triple (as i understand them) manoeuvers and i am able to incorporate them in my teachings.
mine are not free and far, far from natural. (after all, how do you please 4 times the women naturally? it just ain't gonna happen...)
french kissing, schmench kissing. please, teach me something i don't already know!
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 02:08:56
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I would like to add '1' to my dating. Doubling it doesn't help.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 04:42:53
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whoops.
haha, yeah whore. multiplication of 0 doesn't help :(
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 06:47:23
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I am fine with Michelle Rodriguez thanks.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 07:29:07
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 09:52:46
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
whoops.
haha, yeah whore. multiplication of 0 doesn't help :(
Thank you for your participation, PixieSteve.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 10:26:12
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I can mumble bashfully at women fine, thank you very much. No problems there.
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 10:28:00
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I'm gay now, it's less of an issue.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:23:04
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What? What? What?
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:25:17
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What?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:25:56
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Sorry, did you say something? I am busy over here watching a DVD. For the fourth time since last night.
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:27:09
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You have a lot off catching up to do. I watched it four times last night alone. Is it me? I'm addicted.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:28:49
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Oh, it's you alright.
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:30:26
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Yeah, must be the super hip soundtrack.
Although it could be the super hip star.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:35:57
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Next time the hot young guy should strip. Then you're talking two thumbs up.
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:51:52
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Yeah, but he has cool t shirts.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:53:11
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And cool muscles. His older friend though, that's another story. He was kinda, what's the word? Drunk?
I got some heaven in my head
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 14:56:27
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Yeah I know. the hot one kept telling him the toadies never played the worst music venue in history.
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2005 : 16:39:04
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