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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 11/03/2005 : 15:43:44
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Jennifer Aniston (no great shakes in the looks department) not only got to marry Brad Pitt but is now dating Vince Vaughn, my ultimate celebrity crush. It's just not fair.
What's striking you as unfair?
(Floop, no bitching about Jennifer Connelly getting a breast-reduction job without consulting you.)
When we walked through Little Italy I saw my reflection come right off your face
I paint pictures to remember, you're too beautiful to put into words
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2005 : 16:54:09
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Originally posted by kathryn
Jennifer Aniston (no great shakes in the looks department)
Sorry, I couldn't past this part of your post. I would post a visual rebuttal but don't wish objectify Ms. Aniston. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2005 : 16:59:20
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Omigod, are you saying you think she's cute? (I hate to bash a fellow half-Greek woman, but jeez, darwin.)
Homers, where are you? I know you'll back me up on this.
When we walked through Little Italy I saw my reflection come right off your face
I paint pictures to remember, you're too beautiful to put into words
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2005 : 17:48:39
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she's nice
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2005 : 18:05:26
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I once had a Jennifer Aniston vs Gweneth Paltrow argument. I think the old Jennifer when she first became famous was pretty, but she has definitely lost her lustre and looks quite "hard" to me now. Hence I will go with Gweneth, whereas I originally mistakenly went with Jennifer.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =
USA
618 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2005 : 18:25:11
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I think I could make Jennifer A. laugh. She seems like a girl I could make laugh. That's why I think she's hot.
I just made myself laugh...
The Vampire Bird |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 10:29:43
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I think it's unfair that people without high school degrees can find full-time work, but I have a Master's and can't.
I don't think there's anything special about Jennifer Aniston, but apparently Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn disagree.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 10:36:00
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(probably because they actually know her)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 11:30:37
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Could be. I don't think Hollywood relationships generally operate under the same rules as human relationships, though, so who knows?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 12:32:45
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I don't think it was worth waiting for 2 days until the server was fixed to read something about Jennifer Aniston not being hot. That's insane.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 12:43:19
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Αυτη μ'αρεσει πολυ... Ερχομαι, Τζενη!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 12:52:54
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word!
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 15:14:09
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In that first picture, she looks like she's made of plastic.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 15:23:30
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottP
I think I could make Jennifer A. laugh. She seems like a girl I could make laugh. That's why I think she's hot.
I just made myself laugh...
The Vampire Bird
I just laughed, am I hot now?
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2005 : 16:46:44
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It's not fair that we're all gonna die of bird flu.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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Z_Zoquis
- FB Fan -
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2005 : 10:27:22
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2005 : 10:59:29
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It's just not fair that my secret forum crush is so damned cute!
When we walked through Little Italy I saw my reflection come right off your face
I paint pictures to remember, you're too beautiful to put into words
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2005 : 13:07:25
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It's just not fair that only three people have actually used this thread for its intended purpose. Not that I mind tangents, but you'd think other people would find things unfair.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2005 : 13:19:31
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i found it unfair that jennifer anniston's beautify was not being recognised.
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2005 : 17:11:52
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It's not fair that when my brother called Friday afternoon while I was busy at work and offered me "Blackhawks" tickets for that night that I said, "no that's OK. I'm going to a concert". I, thinking of the old minor league Dallas Blackhawks hockey team from like 25 years ago. He, thinking of Dallas Stars vs Chicago Blackhawks. It is also not fair that I found out today that the tickets were Norm Green's, former owner of the Stars, and included Gold parking underneath the arena. And I could have left by the beginning of the third period when it was 9-1 Stars and still made it to my show. Dammmit.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2005 : 03:20:05
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jennifer always strikes me as a woman with a great set of norks.
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All I know there was humous. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2005 : 06:00:00
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That I have to fork out the installation fee for a BT phone line which I need in order to get boradband at home again. Just 'cos we are the first in the property, I think the landlord should pay it.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 11/10/2005 : 01:49:26
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Originally posted by Superabounder
It's not fair that when my brother called Friday afternoon while I was busy at work and offered me "Blackhawks" tickets for that night that I said, "no that's OK. I'm going to a concert". I, thinking of the old minor league Dallas Blackhawks hockey team from like 25 years ago. He, thinking of Dallas Stars vs Chicago Blackhawks. It is also not fair that I found out today that the tickets were Norm Green's, former owner of the Stars, and included Gold parking underneath the arena. And I could have left by the beginning of the third period when it was 9-1 Stars and still made it to my show. Dammmit.
ouch 
i think it's unfair that when jello biafra came to town recently with the melvins (supporting their new joint album) that i found out the next day they have been playing dead kennedy's songs (not expected) as well as melvins standards (which was to be expected). somebody should have said something.........fuckers!
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2005 : 13:39:02
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 11/11/2005 : 17:58:49
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i think its unfair that women with huge tits are atrractive but men with huge tits are gross.
no.
thats fair. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2005 : 16:33:05
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I think it's unfair how men with long penises are praised, while women with...oh, never mind.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2005 : 16:36:39
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its not fair that there is so much good music/film/literature out there, and that in my short life i will only get to consume a very small portion of it. that's my philosophical ranting for this evening.
-Brian
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =
USA
618 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2005 : 18:36:16
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Originally posted by billgoodman
I just laughed, am I hot now?
Well? I might buy you a beer or something. Sure, Bill. You are now hot.
I'm pretty sure I crapped my pants.... Yep. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
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Posted - 11/17/2005 : 02:26:41
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottP
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
I just laughed, am I hot now?
Well? I might buy you a beer or something. Sure, Bill. You are now hot.
I'm pretty sure I crapped my pants.... Yep.
hooray! It's also my birthday, 21 years old! So you can buy me a beer legally in the US. (you can buy me beer for 5 years here)
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/17/2005 : 02:27:07
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It's not fair that I've finally found a really good hairdresser but it's going to cost me a small fortune every time I see him.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 11/17/2005 : 05:19:39
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Is this fair?!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2005 : 19:39:11
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What you have to pay to take the bus is A fare, but it might not BE fair.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2005 : 05:49:14
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Originally posted by Carl
Is this fair?!
"Join the Honeycult!"
Excellent.
London's transport system isn't fair.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2005 : 08:20:22
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Is a fair fight ever really fair?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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It's just not fair
