There was a story in the Sun the other day: Shock! Thousands of birds are migrating to this country! Horror! This happens every year! Panic! Any one of them could be carrying a deadly flu a la Outbreak!
The headline was 'Ducks Of Death'
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
Apparently the parrot from south america didnt die from the disease, on entry to Britain he was confused for one of those asian terrorist parrots and was shot.