two pakistani guys move two britain and make a pact thta in 2 years they will meet again and see which of them is more british. anyway two years later they meet and one of em says "i enjoy huntin and high tea followed by a brandy and a cigar.i have a local down the road and enjoy english larger" and the other one says "fuck off you paki bastard.!"
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