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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:13:58
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to help raise funds, i will auction off my body for one evening to a forum member (offer only applies to dayanara. and song oracle. and carolyanana. and surfer rosa.. )..
the bidding starts at $10 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:15:40
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10 bucks?!
Can I use your body for home renovations?
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Don't believe the hype. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:19:42
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however you wish. this auction is for you (and D)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:20:23
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It is discriminatory that the floop body auction is only open to a select few forum members.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:21:54
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I bid..............one million dollars!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:22:15
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Originally posted by kathryn
It is discriminatory that the floop body auction is only open to a select few forum members.
why can't you look beyond that and see the good in this? this isn't about you or me, it's about something bigger
[pun intended] |
Edited by - floop on 09/17/2005 10:22:50 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:24:35
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My point exactly. It's not that I want the floop body per se as much as I wish to be able to bid, to help the cause. I'm just trying to do my part here, but I am not allowed to.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:25:39
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A good point she makes.
I am still winning the auction though.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:27:58
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What do you plan to do with floop's body, Homers?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:30:55
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Use it for a science project.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:32:57
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A science project involving homoerotic fantasies?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:44:28
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quote:
Originally posted by larfatyou
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Originally posted by Erebus
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by starmekitten
I think this is incredibly sweet and if I could make the thingy work (which I can't) I would. As it is, offer of bad things happening to fuckwits stands. Carolyn, if you want I'll pull this but I think it's lovely and know a few people might be suspect about the link.
It is incredibly sweet.
See you guys, the swimmer's not so bad now is he.
With respect to you Carolynanna, the swimmer is a blight, and many of us have the messages to prove it.
So just because he hates YOU, he's a blight. Hmmm sounds kinda shaky to me.
Are you the center of the universe or something?
Sounds like a nice thing to do...and it sounds like you are just a bitter bearded fuckwit.
The center of the universe would scoff at hate but consistent resort to venom perverts any will to authentic debate, and only a fool forgives that lightly. You stand judged on the basis of your own statements, public and private. You've managed to convert the open discussion portion of pixiesmusic into a cesspool. You deserve it and it deserves you. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:47:46
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Originally posted by kathryn
A science project involving homoerotic fantasies?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Sadly for you, no.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:47:48
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
My point exactly. It's not that I want the floop body per se as much as I wish to be able to bid, to help the cause. I'm just trying to do my part here, but I am not allowed to.
you're absolutely right. i hereby open bidding to all female forum members |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 10:50:31
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My bid still stands then.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:09:40
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Originally posted by kathryn
It is discriminatory that the floop body auction is only open to a select few forum members.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
She's right Floop. I was hoping to get some of that man chowder myself.
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 09/17/2005 11:10:01 |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:11:08
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Originally posted by larfatyou
So I try to help Carolynanna and you guys still get pissy pantsed.
What do you care for anyway...Erebus, Little Black Francis, none of you here did anything to help her. PM.com members came through.
Why is lbf being dragged into this? |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:13:21
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because I posted something offensive and then deleted. I was a bit toasty last night.
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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larfatyou
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:16:12
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Erebus, I want you to tickle my scrotum and with that smelly hippy beard of yours and tell me all about your fantasies of fascism.
When you need a kidney because yours is destroyed by the little ball of nazi inside you, I'll promise to have a donation thread for you, Mr. Sourpuss, so you won't feel so left out.
Then we can feed your beard to Dave Noisy.
Okay, uh oh, hot dog. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:20:02
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Once again, I do something nice and people just leave their hateful little messages and who does it get blamed on...ME.
I forgive you.
If it wasn't for Carolynanna, this place could dissapear up Dave Noisy's vegetable encrusted asshole.
You are all halfway there as it is. Erebus has been reserving the space. |
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larfatyou
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:21:02
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| P.S. - Get over yourselves. |
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:23:06
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Dave Nazi, make sure you ban Erebus for starting the hate you hypocritical fuck.
And Floop, why don't you kiss his ass some more so he doesn't ban you AGAIN.
I know what you said about him.You just never had the marbles to post it in his face. |
Edited by - larfatyou on 09/17/2005 11:23:38 |
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larfatyou
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:30:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by Erebus
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by starmekitten
I think this is incredibly sweet and if I could make the thingy work (which I can't) I would. As it is, offer of bad things happening to fuckwits stands. Carolyn, if you want I'll pull this but I think it's lovely and know a few people might be suspect about the link.
It is incredibly sweet.
See you guys, the swimmer's not so bad now is he.
With respect to you Carolynanna, the swimmer is a blight, and many of us have the messages to prove it.
Hmmmm, I am fully aware that he has problems with some people.
He's just been nothing but nice and courteous to me.
And he did something nice for me,
so I'm going to have to go with that I think.
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Don't believe the hype.
Thank goodness for smart people. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:35:07
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Excuse me, what have I done?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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larfatyou
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:38:03
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:38:21
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
She's right Floop. I was hoping to get some of that man chowder myself.
man chowder is not included. i will bring bagels in the morning though |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:39:53
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Originally posted by larfatyou
If it wasn't for Carolynanna, this place could dissapear up Dave Noisy's vegetable encrusted asshole.
You are all halfway there as it is. Erebus has been reserving the space.
Why this then?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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larfatyou
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:45:06
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What does it matter?
Sweeping statements stereotyping the whole seem to be all the rage here in this locale...so what's one more that's going to be erased by Dave Nazi and his ass licking cronies as it is?
Trees don't grow when the roots are rotten.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:56:41
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Jason, please cool it. Erebus, please cool it. Everybody, please cool it.
I really hate to have to spend my saturday afternoons breaking up petty fights. i gave up being a camp counselor for a reason. Despite anyone's previous problems with Jason, he started this and did a very good deed. He should be congratulated.
Erebus, you were out of line to start the name calling. However, Jason jumped in and took it up to a different level that was equally uncalled for.
How do we settle this? Everybody shut the fuck up with the bickering and we give some money so that our friend's son can ride his bike to school again. Am i wrong?
-Brian
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 11:57:47
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I think you should take the time to get to know some of the rest of us too, not just C.
Will you come to my favourite owl sanctury with me sometime?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:00:49
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I am just kidding by the way.
I don't care for this bickering either.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:19:03
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I am not kidding when I say I want C to send me her deadbeat bro-in-laws pot.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:21:13
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Is that legal over there?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:27:45
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No.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:56:05
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So you are asking C to break the law for you. That's not really entering into the spirit of this thread now is it?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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