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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  04:37:24  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Anyone want an ego boost? I'll play you at pool, I suck.


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  04:39:58  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
w'oh barman! easy now!
(You never told me it was happy hour!)



"ah senor,
nothing to do about it
first you grab it
then you lift it
then you pour it down"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  04:42:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
:) Don't get any in your shoes, Soren!

Cheeseman's looking for a game of pool. :)
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  04:46:35  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Anyone want an ego boost? I'll play you at pool, I suck.


I would, but there's some guy playing who won't get off.
He says winner stays on, cheeky git.
Thinks he owns the damn table.



he doesn't even have a pound on it!

how about shove penny?

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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  04:48:03  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
cheeseman, carl, take your pick. On me!

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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  05:09:51  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh yeah! TUNE!

When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


fa la la
fa la la
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da



classic!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  05:19:38  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
FBC, I suspect you would be somewhat brilliant waste-an-afternoon in the pub company.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  05:21:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who wants peanuts? :)
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  05:50:33  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carl, peanuts! gimme gimme!

Kitten, take a pew. Just have to go drain the lizard but then i'll be back.
Bank holiday baby, cigarettes and alcohol.

anybody got any cards?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  05:58:14  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
no-can-do compadre, studiousty beckons and studiosity has more incentive than kicking your ass at cards right now.
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  06:07:29  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
kick my ass?!! Forget pontoon.
Next time you're in these neck of the woods, it's a game of wraps!
(kick my ass my ass. sheesh)

I got a date with some monkeys.

kitten. me. you. deck of cards. laters.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  08:58:44  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Anyone want to join me for a can of and a smoke in the park since it's such a lovely day and I'm skint ? It's the new Hobo/Scumbag Chic .

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Edited by - therewererumours on 08/29/2005 09:23:24
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:05:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am just gonna sit in the corner and sulk in my post-Reading festival state.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:13:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
cheer up mate. how about a pint? (you buy)
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:16:12  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
hey therewere, i've just had a word with the barman, there's a drink of your choice waiting back here when you've finished your smoke. I've just seen some guy stooped in the corner looking bummed, would join you for a can but i think this guy needs some cheering up.

Hey sulky guy!!! Aren't the Pixies heading your way real soon? I mean 'real' soon?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:17:36  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
AAAAAAAAAAAA Royal Dutch flashback. You gotta drink em fast cause they're as bad warm as they are good cold.



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If I were a millionaire I'd buy every carthorse in Ireland and wait. The day is coming when a carthorse will be worth more than a Porsche.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:21:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fbc

hey therewere, i've just had a word with the barman, there's a drink of your choice waiting back here when you've finished your smoke. I've just seen some guy stooped in the corner looking bummed, would join you for a can but i think this guy needs some cheering up.

Hey sulky guy!!! Aren't the Pixies heading your way real soon? I mean 'real' soon?



Yeah tomorrow, but it's just not Reading. My life pretty much revolves around this festival.

Pass me that bottle of vodka, I am gonna drink myself to death.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:23:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Pass me that bottle of vodka, I am gonna drink myself to death.




if you do die can i have your DVD player?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:30:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sure thing floop. It doesn't play US DVD's though.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:32:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that sucks
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:32:08  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fbc

hey therewere, i've just had a word with the barman, there's a drink of your choice waiting back here when you've finished your smoke. I've just seen some guy stooped in the corner looking bummed, would join you for a can but i think this guy needs some cheering up.

Hey sulky guy!!! Aren't the Pixies heading your way real soon? I mean 'real' soon?



Haha cheers fbc, theres a warm can of the Royal waiting for you in the toliets to skull back if you fancy! Get paid tomorrow, after you cheer up Homers, we can shot the breeze over what ever takes your fancy and some bacon bites !

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:33:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry mate. Do you want my new leather jackets? I bought them at Reading.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:33:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what size are they?
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:37:36  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

AAAAAAAAAAAA Royal Dutch flashback. You gotta drink em fast cause they're as bad warm as they are good cold.



--


If I were a millionaire I'd buy every carthorse in Ireland and wait. The day is coming when a carthorse will be worth more than a Porsche.



This , is far superior to this haha.

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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:40:19  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
homers, i've been hangin' out with these two today



you know them?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:42:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh my god, you know Derek and Nigel? Shame about Hilda.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:43:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

what size are they?



Actually they may be a little small for you. How about my straw hat from Reading?


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:44:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
How about my straw hat from Reading?



what size is it?

do you have a propane barbecue?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:53:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's large. No such barbecue I'm afraid. Just a regular one.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:57:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'll take one leather jacket and the straw hat please.

Edited by - floop on 08/29/2005 09:59:14
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  09:59:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok then, how about my amplifier?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  14:01:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
will it plug into my wall or is it one of those crazy British plugs?

what about your guitar? who are you leaving that too?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  15:07:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by therewererumours

This , is far superior to this haha.


I actually don't mind Dutch Gold! (Or at least, it's better than that warm Bud piss we 'enjoyed' at the gig, Barry!)

Edited by - Carl on 08/29/2005 15:07:47
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  15:25:41  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Budweiser is like beer-flavoured water, you'd be cooler drinking shandy.

Wait, shandy is pretty cool.

Barman!


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  15:48:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

will it plug into my wall or is it one of those crazy British plugs?

what about your guitar? who are you leaving that too?



I can throw in an adaptor too if you like. My guitars are going to Scarla O and Misleadtheworld 'cos they are both left handed.


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