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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:09:29  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The Q&A thread reminded me of a ancient thread on another board, so here we have it: resurrected for the new millenium.

As you walk into the virtual pub, its still a quiet afternoon - the after-work rush hasn't started. The decor is dark and woody, but with the light streaming through the blind-covered windows, its pleasantly airy. The bar has a decent range of proper beers, some crazy continental ones too, and there's even some decent fat chips available.

Anyone fancy a drink?


How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:14:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
mmm, pint of 6X please. What are you having?


No power in the 'verse can stop me

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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:22:39  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think a nice half of Diet Coke, don't laugh. If I was in for a crazy night, I may kick out the generic Red Bull, but lets not go nuts.
I always have food in the pub as well, for some reason. A plate of bog ol' chips woulf go down a treat about now...


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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:26:55  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
do you have kahlua?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:33:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is everybody at this pub gonna talk with undecipherable English accents?

Maybe I shouldn't join you, as I just saw my friend from the North of England and
yet again couldn't understand half of what he said. Like the word Monday.


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One Who Hath Swum
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78 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:40:01  Show Profile  Visit One Who Hath Swum's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Moondah.

Make mine a Baby Sham please.

http://www.fournineproductions.com/musicpage.html I joined the cult of me.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:41:58  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Id like a house double whiskey and coke please bar tender.

Do you serve nachos? really fancy some.






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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:43:17  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
With brandy? Thats a rare treat.

Sofas or table?


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One Who Hath Swum
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:47:01  Show Profile  Visit One Who Hath Swum's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sofas por favor.

http://www.fournineproductions.com/musicpage.html I joined the cult of me.
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One Who Hath Swum
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:47:38  Show Profile  Visit One Who Hath Swum's Homepage  Reply with Quote
and a packet of veggie crisps...no...beef flavored crisps.

http://www.fournineproductions.com/musicpage.html I joined the cult of me.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:49:26  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I prefer tables. Ones in corners, at the back of the pub, or perhaps by the window where the sun is beaming through the window.

So whats on the jukebox?




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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:56:55  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:57:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
White Russian, please. In a tall glass. Easy on the cream or half-n-half.

plate of fish and chips would be ideal. i'd like a pint of a nice light pilsner when you bring that.

cheers.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:57:46  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The jukey has the same policy as the legendary Boogaloo in Highgate - nothing under ten years old. That pub was the inspiration for the Winchester in Shaun Of The Dead, by the way, now its Shane MacGowan's local.


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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:58:03  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
kroney and some pork scratchin's if you're buyin, toba
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  14:59:24  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oooh scratchings
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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:03:31  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
they've only got these, hope that's okay



i gotta shoot. just sneezed into the ashtray and now i can't see jack shit. Laters!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:04:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
big fat expense check showed up...this round and the next are on me!

no scratchings though...you gotta pony up the dough for those. beers and chips anyone? and i'm buyin' the next ten songs on the juke.

i'm ready for another pilsner...just bring two, please.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:05:11  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I hope you're all taking advantage of England's non-judgemental attitude to smoking in public.
Ooh, Wilson Pickett on the speakers!


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:06:37  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Toba - there's none of your waitress service here, don't be telling the staff to "bring" things, you're not royalty.


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:07:52  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*cough cough splut through a screen of smoke*

I certainly am simon, my dear boy, I cetainly am.

Same again then tobafett




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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:12:05  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Toba - there's none of your waitress service here, don't be telling the staff to "bring" things, you're not royalty.



Yep, this is a proper english pub. Stand at the bar and get it ya self.

This is when you need to think about taking people with you to the bar after offering to buy a round...especially if you have stupidly small hands like myself.




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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:27:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, Simon, my English is not so good.

Could I have another White Russian, please?

And a beer for my dear friend Mr. Cheese and an ashtray and a refill for Ms. Gypsy. Please. anyone else drinkin'?

ta.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:29:43  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I don't even know if they have kahlua! the fag machine has stolen my quid, toba if you're buying ...

I'll have a lager over here. Unless they do coffee.

Dominos anyone?

Edited by - starmekitten on 08/22/2005 15:33:55
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:32:07  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Of course they have kahlua, if they've got Hoegaarden and Directors on tap, they know their beverages.


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:32:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

the fag machine has stolen my quid



kitty, I know you are saying that just to get me all riled up


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:40:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm buying Kitten. would you like a sip of my white russian (with kahlua) while we wait on yours?

and nevermind my North American friend here with her anti-britspeak bias. she's a tad knackered after the flight.
we'll be fine when we're bobbinsed.


(I do need to ask though...what does 'bag off' mean? is that a good thing?)
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:42:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and are you just drinking kahlua straight, kitten?

i'm in! for dominoes...me me me! (he slurs and knocks the bones off the table)

when's the pub quiz??? i'm in for that too. who's on me team?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:43:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

I'm buying Kitten. would you like a sip of my white russian (with kahlua) while we wait on yours?

and nevermind my North American friend here with her anti-britspeak bias. she's a tad knackered after the flight.
we'll be fine when we're bobbinsed.


(I do need to ask though...what does 'bag off' mean? is that a good thing?)




Judas!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1485 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  15:47:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm going to put some Billy Fury on the ol' jukey, belly up and have a Beamish.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:01:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Judas!




i'm sorree..i'm a little battered. you bein' sarky?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:04:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Judas!




i'm sorree..i'm a little battered. you bein' sarky?



Now you're just making up pretend words, Toba. Knackered, is that a word? Sarky?
You mean snarky?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:06:31  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
The opening post to this thread sounds like it came from one of those old Infocom text-based video games.

"You are in a maze of corridors, all alike." Or whatever.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:12:31  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
knackered means tired, technically it means being tired after sex.

sarky, means sarcastic, really K for someone with marks and spencers underwear you're letting the side down
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:14:10  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Judas!




i'm sorree..i'm a little battered. you bein' sarky?



Now you're just making up pretend words, Toba. Knackered, is that a word? Sarky?
You mean snarky?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




*wanders over from gigantic pub Jenga*

Sarky = sarcastic - "Ooh, you sarky cow!"
Knackered = tired - "I'll teel ya whut, pet, I am dead knackered me"

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www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk

Edited by - Doog on 08/22/2005 16:18:26
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2005 :  16:14:53  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Dammit! You beat me!

*knocks over gigantic pub Jenga in fit of rage*

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Edited by - Doog on 08/22/2005 16:18:02
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