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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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 Posted - 08/08/2005 : 10:55:01
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from the Violent Femmes website...
Brian Ritchie went to Femmes booking agent Frank Riley's office. Upon leaving he entered the elevator where he was joined by actor Sly Stallone. The elevator door did not close immediately, which visibly agitated Stallone. Rather than pressing the 'Door Close' button Stallone issued the following instruction,"Fuckin' door, CLOSE!"
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 11:00:11
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ha ha ha briliant
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/08/2005 : 11:12:52
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[edited because now it is nonsense, scowl]
thats a very funny story Brian!
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics |
Edited by - starmekitten on 08/08/2005 11:36:04 |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 11:13:36
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put it back kathryn, it was funny.
Sorry Tre.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/08/2005 : 11:27:55
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That whole page cracks me up.
http://www.vfemmes.com/trivia-1.htm
Well most of it.
Although I thought it was funnier when it was "Violent Femmes Believe It Or Not!" and every last sentence ENDED IN CAPITALS!!!!!!!!!!
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 11:32:25
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
put it back kathryn, it was funny.
i dunno steve. they were 16 years old.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/08/2005 : 12:19:41
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
put it back kathryn, it was funny.
i dunno steve. they were 16 years old.
:( ok. It's not so funny now.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/08/2005 : 12:21:44
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yeah, see what i mean? but they thought it was funny.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 12:42:29
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I was always a bigger Frank Stallone fan.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 12:55:40
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
I was always a bigger Frank Stallone fan.
Mike, I hope you will accept this as a token of my esteem for you:
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 13:09:02
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Can I see the picture, K? Please...
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 06:31:21
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nice story Brian. What was your story Kiki?
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 07:49:54
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Since I am also receiving email requests to post the story...
In the 80s, Sly picked up a friend of mine and her high school friend at Area (a NYC club) and took them to his place and had them watch him pleasure himself in front of a mirror. They were all of 16. This was during the height of his fame. I prefer the elevator story. Lower ick factor.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 07:55:17
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... then he took the coat hanger and the electric drill out of the cupboard and said, "We're not finished yet..."
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004 |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 08/09/2005 : 12:38:40
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I like the expression "Pleasure himself".
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 12:56:44
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did he know they were 16?
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 14:02:55
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Since I am also receiving email requests to post the story...
In the 80s, Sly picked up a friend of mine and her high school friend at Area (a NYC club) and took them to his place and had them watch him pleasure himself in front of a mirror. They were all of 16. This was during the height of his fame. I prefer the elevator story. Lower ick factor.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Sadly, the same thing happened to Frank Stallone shortly after the above photograph was taken.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/09/2005 : 19:19:57
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
[quote]Originally posted by The Marsist
did he know they were 16?
Shouldn't he have known?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 02:19:12
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 08/10/2005 : 02:36:28
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 06:32:55
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
[quote]Originally posted by The Marsist
did he know they were 16?
Shouldn't he have known?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Not if they looked 34.
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 06:33:46
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How can a 16 year old look 34?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 06:41:09
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even if they were 16 they could have looked older maybe not 34 but older than 16
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 13:58:00
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so my friend Dave is on a Yankees reality show (they go to all 162 games and do challenges and that and are filmed) and one of the sound guys worked on JUDGE DREAD (the Stallone movie) and one day they were using lapel mics (the clip on kind) and Stallone forgot to turn his off. he found some teenaged (or so) production assistant and took her back to his trailer, where she proceeded to blow him...all with the microphone on. according to the sound guy, he was alternating the phrases "cup the balls" and "call me sly" the whole time. what a class act.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 14:42:19
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 08/22/2005 : 14:54:23
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Did he say 'the balls'? sounds weirder than 'my balls', like they exist in a category of their own.
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music -- the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
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Posted - 08/22/2005 : 15:12:31
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In a German interview the Femmes were asked, "Ja, vat do you sink about the reunification of Chermany?" To the chagrin of the assembled journalists they responded,"We don't think the question is whether there should be one or two Germanies, but rather if there should be any Germany."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/23/2005 : 10:15:34
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Awww. Everyone picks on Germany.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/23/2005 : 12:26:49
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
... then he took the coat hanger and the electric drill out of the cupboard and said, "We're not finished yet..."
I jumped on the Frank Black Bandwagon/'Cause Pixies are so 2004
i was unable to finish that book.
i stopped at page 248.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/23/2005 : 13:49:14
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[quote]Originally posted by Broken Face
so my friend Dave is on a Yankees reality show (they go to all 162 games and do challenges and that and are filmed) and one of the sound guys worked on JUDGE DREAD (the Stallone movie) and one day they were using lapel mics (the clip on kind) and Stallone forgot to turn his off. he found some teenaged (or so) production assistant and took her back to his trailer, where she proceeded to blow him...all with the microphone on. according to the sound guy, he was alternating the phrases "cup the balls" and "call me sly" the whole time. what a class act.
That explains why that movie turned out to be such a masterpiece.
I read something once where if your Sly's housemaid and you make eye contact with him w/o permission your fired. |
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