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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 11:17:43
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quote: Originally posted by starmekitten
being a master of science
- Master of Science
Teach us Master Tre. |
Edited by - darwin on 10/25/2005 11:18:54 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 11:35:15
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I love Llamasteve.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 12:07:58
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I'm very interested in your record collection...
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 12:11:16
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Excuse me, Steve, are you coming on to me or darwin? Are the cockles making you, what do you call it over there, randy?
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 12:25:43
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Shellfish does that, doesn't it? Ach, both of you then.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 12:46:54
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Don't drag me into your forbidden tryts. I;m just trying to tease our new Master. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 12:56:19
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That's mistress, darwin. Mistress.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 01:45:13
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I love when Coldie's back.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:31:57
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ripe figs
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:44:34
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Fresh figs and jamon iberico
I have eaten it for lunch for 3 days in a row now and am showing no signs of tiring of it yet.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:45:05
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Fig jam
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:45:30
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Fig-scented bubblebath.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:45:35
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Oh, and Anton Fig too
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:54:25
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fig perfume
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:55:26
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Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:58:02
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Damn you, Denis. Must you post that? We don't have those in the States. We do have the Petit Ecolier and other fine Lu products but not the almighty Figolu. I'm gonna drown my sorrows in a fig-scented bubble bath.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 06:00:49
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Is that a sad fig?
and I eat this daily:
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 06:05:54
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That is one of Homers' sad blueberries. But he hasn't been around much so, yes, we can appropriate it and make it a sad fig.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:28:37
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I (secretly) love it when someone cocky is blatantly wrong (though I hide it).
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Edited by - misleadtheworld on 10/26/2005 11:29:45 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 12:34:49
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quote: I love cockles
And mussels, alive, alive, oh?
I love fig bars, but not actual figs.
By the way, I'm also a Master of Science, albeit not the same science that Tre has mastered.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 12:43:01
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quote: Originally posted by Llamadance
I love cockles
You and your almighty cockle. I'm watching you. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 14:39:46
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Uber-cockle. A king amongst cockles.
You wait til i get an Africa.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 20:12:01
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beer |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 07:27:56
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when no one plunders my gold thats what I love
- Master of Science |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 13:47:24
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Beating off attempts to steal my precious gold. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 16:30:01
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I love my favorite bartender pouring me a free glass of red wine while simultaneously selling me a big ole baggie.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 04:51:49
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Bill Hicks: “We live in such a weird culture, man. Does anyone remember this, when Yul Bryner died, and came out with that commercial after he was dead? ´I’m Yul Bryner and I’m dead now.´ What the fuck’s this guy selling? I’m all ears. ´I’m Yul Bryner and I’m dead now, because I smoked cigarettes.´ Okay, pretty scary. But they coulda done that with anyone. They coulda done it with that Jim Fixx guy, too, remember that guy, that health nut who died while jogging? I don’t remember seeing his commercial! ´I’m Jim Fixx and I’m dead now. And I don’t know what the fuck happened. I jogged every day, ate nothing but tofu, swam five hundred laps every morning, and I’m dead. Yul Bryner drank, smoke, and got laid every night of his life. He’s dead. Shit. Yul Bryner’s smokin’, drinkin’, girls are sitting on his cueball noggin every night of his life. I’m running around a dewy track at dawn. And we’re both fucking dead. Yul used to pass me on his way home in the morning, big long limousine, two girls blowing him, cigarette in one hand, drink in the other. “One day that life is going to get to you, Yul.” They’re both dead. Yeah, but what a healthy looking corpse you were, Jim. Look at the hamstrings on that corpse! Look at the sloppy grin on Yul’s corpse! Yul Bryner lived his life.”
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 06:36:59
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Plundering gold.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 17:10:33
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Bombay Mix.
On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 17:18:21
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Me too. They don´t get Bombay Mix over here, I mean you can buy it but somethings not right.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 17:18:49
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newo that was fucking great.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 17:27:08
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quote: Originally posted by Newo
Me too. They don´t get Bombay Mix over here, I mean you can buy it but somethings not right.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.
It destroys my stomach but I have to munch on it addictively.
On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain |
Edited by - therewererumours on 10/28/2005 17:28:28 |
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