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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  11:17:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

being a master of science

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Master of Science





Teach us Master Tre.

Edited by - darwin on 10/25/2005 11:18:54
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  11:35:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love Llamasteve.


Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  12:07:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm very interested in your record collection...


That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  12:11:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Excuse me, Steve, are you coming on to me or darwin? Are the cockles making you, what do you call it over there, randy?


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  12:25:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shellfish does that, doesn't it? Ach, both of you then.


That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  12:46:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't drag me into your forbidden tryts. I;m just trying to tease our new Master.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2005 :  12:56:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's mistress, darwin. Mistress.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  01:45:13  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I love when Coldie's back.


Denis

"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!"
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:31:57  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ripe figs

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:41:02  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
dried figs with walnuts


pas de bras pas de chocolat
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:44:34  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Fresh figs and jamon iberico

I have eaten it for lunch for 3 days in a row now and am showing no signs of tiring of it yet.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:45:05  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Fig jam


Denis

"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:45:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fig-scented bubblebath.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:45:35  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh, and Anton Fig too


Denis

"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!"
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:49:49  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
figs tart


pas de bras pas de chocolat
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:54:25  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
fig perfume

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:55:26  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote



Denis

"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  05:58:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Damn you, Denis. Must you post that? We don't have those in the States. We do have the Petit Ecolier and other fine Lu products but not the almighty Figolu. I'm gonna drown my sorrows in a fig-scented bubble bath.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  06:00:49  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is that a sad fig?



and I eat this daily:



Denis

"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  06:05:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is one of Homers' sad blueberries. But he hasn't been around much so, yes, we can appropriate it and make it a sad fig.


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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1222 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  11:28:37  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I (secretly) love it when someone cocky is blatantly wrong (though I hide it).


Edited by - misleadtheworld on 10/26/2005 11:29:45
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  12:34:49  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
I love cockles


And mussels, alive, alive, oh?

I love fig bars, but not actual figs.

By the way, I'm also a Master of Science, albeit not the same science that Tre has mastered.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  12:43:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

I love cockles



You and your almighty cockle. I'm watching you.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  14:39:46  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Uber-cockle. A king amongst cockles.

You wait til i get an Africa.


I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/26/2005 :  20:12:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
beer
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2005 :  01:10:44  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
belgian beer


pas de bras pas de chocolat
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2005 :  07:27:56  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
when no one plunders my gold thats what I love

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Master of Science
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2005 :  13:47:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Beating off attempts to steal my precious gold.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/27/2005 :  16:30:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love my favorite bartender pouring me a free glass of red wine while simultaneously selling me a big ole baggie.


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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  04:51:49  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Bill Hicks: “We live in such a weird culture, man. Does anyone remember this, when Yul Bryner died, and came out with that commercial after he was dead? ´I’m Yul Bryner and I’m dead now.´ What the fuck’s this guy selling? I’m all ears. ´I’m Yul Bryner and I’m dead now, because I smoked cigarettes.´ Okay, pretty scary. But they coulda done that with anyone. They coulda done it with that Jim Fixx guy, too, remember that guy, that health nut who died while jogging? I don’t remember seeing his commercial! ´I’m Jim Fixx and I’m dead now. And I don’t know what the fuck happened. I jogged every day, ate nothing but tofu, swam five hundred laps every morning, and I’m dead. Yul Bryner drank, smoke, and got laid every night of his life. He’s dead. Shit. Yul Bryner’s smokin’, drinkin’, girls are sitting on his cueball noggin every night of his life. I’m running around a dewy track at dawn. And we’re both fucking dead. Yul used to pass me on his way home in the morning, big long limousine, two girls blowing him, cigarette in one hand, drink in the other. “One day that life is going to get to you, Yul.” They’re both dead. Yeah, but what a healthy looking corpse you were, Jim. Look at the hamstrings on that corpse! Look at the sloppy grin on Yul’s corpse! Yul Bryner lived his life.”

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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  06:36:59  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Plundering gold.


I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  17:10:33  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Bombay Mix.

On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door
Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  17:18:21  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Me too. They don´t get Bombay Mix over here, I mean you can buy it but somethings not right.

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  17:18:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
newo that was fucking great.


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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 10/28/2005 :  17:27:08  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

Me too. They don´t get Bombay Mix over here, I mean you can buy it but somethings not right.

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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.



It destroys my stomach but I have to munch on it addictively.

On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door
Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain

Edited by - therewererumours on 10/28/2005 17:28:28
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