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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
 Posted - 07/26/2005 : 21:42:27
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Sorry, I have hit 2000 posts and I don't think I have ever put on a ridiculous thread (in response to some of the crappy threads that you often read i.e. how many hairs does Frank have? or What kind of cheese does Frank avoid?... those kind of things) so I decided to do it today to cheer myself up. Anyone ever farted what sounds like a Pixies tune before?
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 21:45:52
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Sorry guys... Ive been depressed lately and this is a result... a 29 year old being a pubescent toss pot.... I'll not do it again.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 05:25:32
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Best topic EVER!
Brilliant Stu, this has really cheered me up.
Don't believe the type!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 07/27/2005 : 05:34:32
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Well done Stuart, you cheered her up.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 06:03:43
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Let's fart for joy!
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 07:48:58
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Originally posted by Stuart
some of the crappy threads that you often read i.e. how many hairs does Frank have? or What kind of cheese does Frank avoid?..
Hey!  I started both of those threads!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 21:44:15
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Sorry was bored and in a pissy mood during the break and had to do something stupid... I wonder though, what cheese does Frank avoid? I would say Edam as it tastes like Pete Samprass's insoles after a 5 setter at Wimbledon... feet are generally smellier when playing on grass as opposed to clay.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 11:42:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Sorry was bored and in a pissy mood during the break and had to do something stupid... I wonder though, what cheese does Frank avoid? I would say Edam as it tastes like Pete Samprass's insoles after a 5 setter at Wimbledon... feet are generally smellier when playing on grass as opposed to clay.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
Oh, jeez, I was kidding!
Great question on the cheese, tho. I'm gonna go with gorgonzola. He doesn't seem like a blue-cheese kinda guy. See, we need a thread to clarify this point!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 07/28/2005 : 13:54:58
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that would be a funny thread... we could have a virtual cheese tasting party for frank in general chat. 
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 14:41:31
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
that would be a funny thread... we could have a virtual cheese tasting party for frank in general chat.
start it, daisyg! i'll bring the new house of the pope wine.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 15:00:17
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yeh daisy go for it
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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Brackish Heart
- FB Fan -
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 00:22:56
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 07:29:52
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number 13
= Cult of Ray =
286 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 11:23:58
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| I've farted "All Over The World" (without a wrong note) once in the morning... What a performance, a fart longer than 5 minutes... |
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chineselover
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
348 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 16:54:15
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| I didn't read this post till now because I thought it was serious. But I agree with you Stuart, some of the posts can be so trivial and out right nerd-ish esp. stuff about being in love with particular pixies etc, its almost like 'smash hits' (teen mag) sometimes… |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 21:53:52
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Originally posted by Brackish Heart
Geez...i thought this bored had some sort of decency unlike some of the other boards i view....moderator please...
This was actually just meant as a piss take of the other threads that are started about Frank i.e. does Frank tie his shoelaces, or has he velcro? That kind of thing... light hearted, or do you not understand that?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 15:59:22
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You should be depressed more often, Stuart.
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music -- the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 16:31:53
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Thanks Newo... why may I ask?
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 01:30:01
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Dare I ask, did you do this in the middle of a Clops? Your wife Ming Ming must be a saint.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 03:03:38
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Not in the middle of a Clops, I generally do not target women (in fact I have given up on the aforementionned ancient bonding tradition).
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 03:04:33
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Because it's a funny thread.
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music -- the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 03:08:04
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Originally posted by Stuart
Not in the middle of a Clops, I generally do not target women (in fact I have given up on the aforementionned ancient bonding tradition).
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
Say it ain't so! You will have to relinquish your title.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 03:19:49
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You never know, people have been known to come out of retirement in an attempt to reach past glories... but for now the title if up for grabs. Care to take it TP?
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 06:13:08
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I think you deserve the title Stuart! To be honest, it should be bestowed for life. However, does this mean the "Clopsing of TP" fatwa has been revoked?
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 06:52:44
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Sorry, that will always stand.... I cannot go back on a threat. You've got to be glad that I am over the other side of the world, although I will be back on the shores of Britain in 2007 and the first thing I will do is look up a certain Mr Percenter who lives in Scotland. I sometimes dream of the moment that I express my friendship to you in the form of a clops.... its in slow motion and the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey is playing in the background.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 06:54:18
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Originally posted by chineselover
I didn't read this post till now because I thought it was serious.
I have just read this line and I almost fell off of my chair laughing.... how on earth can this thread be viewed as serious? You have cheered me up this eveing Chineselover!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 08:39:34
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| hahahahaha! In what possible way could it be serious? |
Edited by - frank_black_francis on 08/17/2005 08:40:05 |
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chineselover
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
348 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 12:33:44
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Well i didn't read anything inside the thread.. i just saw the headline on the front page... and thought..'i couldn't be bothered reading anything inside that thread', i acutally thought that it was probably written by a 14 year old who thought they were being funny! but in actual fact you were making a good point about some of the silliness that can manifest itself in a forum... in fact, what you say is also something i had thought about, and i would love to remake some of your valid points in stronger terms, quoting acutal examples!!! but no point causing an argument...!
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Originally posted by Stuart
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Originally posted by chineselover
I didn't read this post till now because I thought it was serious.
I have just read this line and I almost fell off of my chair laughing.... how on earth can this thread be viewed as serious? You have cheered me up this eveing Chineselover!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 13:44:48
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| i'm actually disappointed that he wasn't being serious, being something of a fart music expert myself |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 16:21:07
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Originally posted by floop
i'm actually disappointed that he wasn't being serious, being something of a fart music expert myself
Hey man, I'm the Dutch Oven Champion of Asia!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 16:23:53
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Originally posted by chineselover
Well i didn't read anything inside the thread.. i just saw the headline on the front page... and thought..'i couldn't be bothered reading anything inside that thread', i acutally thought that it was probably written by a 14 year old who thought they were being funny! but in actual fact you were making a good point about some of the silliness that can manifest itself in a forum... in fact, what you say is also something i had thought about, and i would love to remake some of your valid points in stronger terms, quoting acutal examples!!! but no point causing an argument...!
Actually I thought that this post would be largely ignored because of the title... its done pretty well considering.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 18:29:21
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Actually I thought that this post would be largely ignored because of the title... its done pretty well considering.
farts are always a hit topic |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2005 : 21:15:00
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Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Actually I thought that this post would be largely ignored because of the title... its done pretty well considering.
farts are always a hit topic
And so they should be... imo opinion farting should be a part of the olympics.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 02:36:38
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Originally posted by Stuart
Sorry, that will always stand.... I cannot go back on a threat. You've got to be glad that I am over the other side of the world, although I will be back on the shores of Britain in 2007 and the first thing I will do is look up a certain Mr Percenter who lives in Scotland. I sometimes dream of the moment that I express my friendship to you in the form of a clops.... its in slow motion and the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey is playing in the background.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Incidentally, I think Kiss my Ring might be more appropriate.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 04:11:11
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There will no kissing my friend!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Old Neptuna
- FB Fan -
Ireland
200 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 11:31:24
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I farted out 'Silver' once - a real fucking whiney one! (Smelled like Debaser though)
 "Your head can go real screw, When saucers chasin' you.." |
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I farted bass lines of Tame in bed this morning
