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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/20/2005 : 13:39:02
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The general public are fucking lunatics. Hallam fm last night:
DJ: Sarah.. how long were you in hosiptal?
mad woman: three month
DJ: did you go voluntarily? or were you sectioned
mad woman: I went on me own, but I tried to leave and they sectioned me
DJ: Do you think you might need help? or do you think you are normal?
mad woman: I'm fine me
DJ: you think it's normal then, the hedgehog thing?
mad woman: Aye
DJ: You think it's normal to talk to hedgehogs?
mad woman: Aye
DJ: You think it's normal that they talk back?
mad woman: Oh aye.... Except when they tell me they're going to kill me
[long pause]
DJ: Do they do that often?
mad woman: sometimes... I think they get in moods like
DJ: Sarah, do you think it's normal that the hedgehogs want to kill you?
mad woman: well, who knows why they want to, you know, I mean they're hedgehogs
DJ: Do you really believe the hedgehogs talk to you?
mad woman: Oh aye, I used to talk to the wall before the hedgehogs started talking
DJ: Sarah, *suppressed laugh* , Sarah do you take drugs at all?
some classic audio evidence of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/fun/2002/07/hold_your_plums/plums_index.shtml
lunatics, I tell you
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 14:09:20
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"I used to talk to the wall?"
Teehee. Was she a Geordie? I assume she was from the liberal use of the word like. It seems funnier that she was 'cos I love the Geordie accent, it makes me laugh.
Don't believe the type!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 17:55:37
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"mad woman: sometimes... I think they get in moods like"
it's a fine line.
talking to animals, did'nt St Francis do that? |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 19:39:01
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I talk to animals and babies...but not walls!!  |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 20:20:54
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| walls are for leaning on not confiding in. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 20:41:10
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 20:45:45
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| watch your back. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 01:27:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I talk to animals and babies...but not walls!!
but do they talk back and plot your demise daisy lady, this is where the difference lies...
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2005 : 21:39:21
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Loco Radio is a friend of mine. think THE KINK'S "Destroyer"
i can't seem to get enough of the "News" just a hum of noise really but it gives me a sense of time. i get up get out and hit the train for the city, underground to downtown i use to take pictures but cameras make even photographers feel suspect. now i wear shades and drink iced coffee on the first days of summer .
"you give us twenty two minutes we'll give you the world" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 19:23:00
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The hedgehogs and the walls both wanted to kill me, but I was able to set them against each other.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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