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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  14:23:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Since none of you wanted to do this...

I pity myself. Sometimes I wish I could start my life all over again.
I feel like that right now.

That's it for today. Maybe more will come tomorrow.

KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  14:30:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh hell yes.

i wallow in this thread like a huge, stinking, depressed, self-destrucitve, self-loathing pig.

actually, I have no pity on myself.

maybe I don't belong here.

I'm so wrong.

poor me.

poor, poor, pitiful me.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  14:33:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and anybody steps in here trying to cheer anybody up gets a boot in the chest.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  14:39:30  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
or a mouth full of verbal, apathy only goes so far

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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  15:09:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it'll only get worse, guys.

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  15:21:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
there ya go!

thats the spirit!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  15:30:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Turn that Joy Division down!
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  17:01:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sorry guys but I'm detecting way too much cheerfulness in this thread. Please stop. Life sucks, remember?

Ach, I can't make anything right. Even my self pity thread turned out wrong.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  17:08:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yes, please...cut out the exclamation points fer cryin' out loud.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:17:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I broke a nail yesterday. I am so bummed out.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:22:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I really feel sorry for the children in Africa. They can go to school for a year for the same price as a CD... depressing as hell... this summit of 8 great nations http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/newse/20050609wo01.htm is supposed to come and help. the USA give less than 1% of their money towards releif there, rather stingy if you ask me... we all won the lottery to be born where we are, pity that


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:25:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fuckin' A, LBF! Get a grip, man. Who gives a flying fuck about anybody else.
This is about YOU. Take a moment and get in touch with that feeling of
self-pity, which is rooted in misguided self-importance. Forget all your
blessings or a sense of perspective, and blow out of proportion all your
self-created dramas and .... wallow. If I can do it, so can you. Now buck
up and start whining about your bad luck.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:30:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you pity yourself you are lying to yourself


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:34:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That, mister, is the wrong attitude. Here, let me help you along:

I broke a nail. I can't believe something like that would happen
to me.

Your turn.


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:54:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ok, i think i got it

If I wasn't such a pussy, I'd kill myself, okay?


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  19:57:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's more like it!




I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  20:25:55  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm lonely. Wanna die.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

www.transposed.net
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  21:27:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my spelling stinks. i can't spell, i would wright more but i can't and won't, because i am a terrable speller.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  21:53:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it makes me feel sad and bitter that i've never had a threesome with two blondes.

it also makes me angry that it's not "socially acceptable" for me to wear flip-flops. i'm angry





Edited by - floop on 06/08/2005 22:02:46
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  22:12:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
bro, if this is your own creation, well you need to do a series of sorts and print them 5ft x 7ft and show them
in a galery.
note: if possible include woman on rights left foot in final crop
it's really a stunning image.

Edited by - danjersey on 06/08/2005 22:18:48
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1186 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  22:54:49  Show Profile  Visit prozacrat's Homepage  Click to see prozacrat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I'd be able to appreciate the hotness of those girls, but my jealousy of them looking comfortable in their own bodies and the appearance of each having four fully-functioning limbs just reminds me of my own shortcomings, which I may never fully overcome. Probably won't, cause I'm weak like that.
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1186 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  22:58:31  Show Profile  Visit prozacrat's Homepage  Click to see prozacrat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Was that a good one? Was it?! Was it?!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  23:00:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
they are paid well to look well. if it helps, picture them on the crapper, there shit stinks too.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2005 :  23:38:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I felt like a jerk for accusing floop of being a flipflop wearer, but now I feel redeemed.

Self pity: I'm going to have a terrible time on my trip to a convention in Alaska because I won't know anyone, no one will want to talk to me, and I'll spend my time trying to not look like I'm standing around all by myself. Maybe I'll just hide in my hotel room.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  06:07:03  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Poor me I've got to spend the weekend looking at large quantities of naked female flesh while I should be on a tourbus doing shots of jagermeister and snorting cocaine of a rock star's taut stomach.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  06:54:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wish people would accept me as the beautiful woman I have become.

Hmm, not so self-pitying really. I'll work on it.


I guess floop WAS right!

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 06/09/2005 06:55:11
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  08:14:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i wish i was going to Alaska
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  08:50:23  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
my head has been fucking killing me all day

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  08:52:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wish I were wearing flip flops


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  12:12:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have left my old job place today. Carried all my stuff in a paper bag, quit my dream job and lots of excellent friends for a fucking awful 'Big Brother' cold blue empty room filled up with computers, nerds and assholes.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  12:38:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she's completely away from her ex now...and is 1000 miles away...and I'm probably going to talk to her on the phone tonight...we'll probably have some beers and as we are both uncomfortable with talking about the past we will talk about each other and what we have done and what we could do...which may end up in the "you don't want me either" emotional briar patch...and I may just use plain old phone sex to steer us clear of that...if her roomate is out, that is, which is unlikely...she probly won't even call...or might.

i have no idea and I do not know what i want anymore.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  12:51:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
i have no idea and I do not know what i want anymore.


Welcome aboard!


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  13:01:00  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
the phone calls & stupid messages have started - I really should be on my way to Download right now
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  13:01:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I BROKE A NAIL.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  13:06:04  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
worse

I've been biting mine today
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  13:07:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No one to blame but yourself: the ULTIMATE in self-pity.

Congratulations! You are a winner. Check your email for your fabulous prize.


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