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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 05/24/2005 : 13:43:14
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Today I heard a cover of the Clash's most excellent song
"Death or glory." (I didn't catch who the artist was, perhaps
someone here can enlighten me?) IT SUCKED. Wimpy vocals, cliche production, lame guitar solo thrown in at the end. Plus
it was the clean version so they bleeped out the word "fuck" in "He who fucks nuns will later join the church," one of the best lines ever written.
Are there any covers of songs that drive you insane?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 13:47:28
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Not really, but today, I was dumb enough to switch on the radio as I got home, and was greeted by a French version of "Mr. Tambourine Man"...
Note to self: must. not. listen. to. radio.
Wot di fuk? |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 13:54:53
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My one guilty pleasure is loving Rumours by Fleetwood Mac(cringe)! I hate the diddly ey techno cover of Dreams the Corrs did, but then again I hate all their music.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:05:41
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I hate Scissor Sister's cover of Comfortably Numb.
I guess floop WAS right!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:06:43
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But the original sucks even more.
Kathryn, the Clash cover looks quite nightmarish.
Denis
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:10:59
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No it doesn't you freak.
You can keep your gay Europop Denis, give me bearded hippies any day.
Hip hop artists usually do awful covers of other people's music.
I guess floop WAS right!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:15:08
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I don't like that whisper to a scream that they keep playing on the radio.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:16:42
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I think I had to endure Atomic Kitten butchering a Blondie track a couple of summers ago. I'd blocked it from my memory but now it's oozing it's way back in.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:32:16
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Yeah The Tide Is High.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2005 : 14:50:33
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So who did that shitty Clash cover? Anybody know?
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fluoxetine
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 01:44:10
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How about Placebo's cover of Where is my Mind? I love Placebo and I love the Pixies, but somehow that one didn't live up to the sum of its parts. Also, the Futureheads covering Hounds of Love was pretty horrible.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 02:34:36
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Originally posted by fluoxetine
Also, the Futureheads covering Hounds of Love was pretty horrible.
*COUGHclosetkatebushfanAHEM*
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We're out of mints, pass the life-savers
I'd brace myself for a vicious attack from Homers Pet Monkey if I were you.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 06:03:09
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He likes Placebo Surfer, nuff said (and he's also ashamed to be a Kate Bush fan).
I guess floop WAS right!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 06:07:22
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everything sugar ray has ever covered as rendered the original useless. ditto for smash mouth. ditto for the offspring.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 06:12:04
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Placebo, I hate them so much, that I think it's almost a sin that Frank could someday sing a song with them, and I can't imagine why did he allowed them to sing it.
So, 'Where is my mind' by Placebo is the worst I can think of right now.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 06:31:47
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It's not up to him whether or not they sing it unfortunately.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 06:47:22
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Brian, you may be about to lose your status as my
sfc. This could be a deal-breaker, I am afraid.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 07:00:26
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i was saying that those cover versions hurt the originals beyond repair - do you actually LIKE those cover versions?
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 07:59:26
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
Not really, but today, I was dumb enough to switch on the radio as I got home, and was greeted by a French version of "Mr. Tambourine Man"...
Note to self: must. not. listen. to. radio.
Wot di fuk?
Have you heard the version that William Shatner did?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 08:14:47
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Not as genius as his cover of Pulp's 'Common People'. Or Pat Boone's version of 'Enter Sandman', for that matter.
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1938 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 09:38:41
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I haven't heard it, because I still refose to listen to it, but I think Papa Roach's cover of "Gouge Away" makes a lot of people barf (or worst, kill themselves).
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 09:58:31
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Brian, I once again, being the forum moron, misunderstood.
My issue is Mark McGrath or whatever his name is. He is just
so very annoying, as is his music.
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 12:42:24
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You're So Vain.
The original is barely listenable, and I get images in my head of Warren Beatty and Axl Rose playing roughly. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 12:45:36
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Live and Let Die.
McCartney's original is brilliant. Guns 'n' Roses was a shame. I actually have a friend who thinks G 'n R's cover is worlds better. Whatever girlfriend.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 12:52:22
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 18:50:43
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I know Brian already mentioned Smash Mouth, but their version of "I'm A Believer" is just plain BAD.
While on the subject of bad covers, I find it necessary to mention this excruciatingly awful concept:
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/25/2005 : 19:10:17
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I hate Scissor Sister's cover of Comfortably Numb.
I guess floop WAS right!
Ditto homer 
I like the orignal the cover makes me wince. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2005 : 06:35:30
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Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Live and Let Die.
McCartney's original is brilliant. Guns 'n' Roses was a shame. I actually have a friend who thinks G 'n R's cover is worlds better. Whatever girlfriend.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN
I actually hate Guns 'n' Roses but I prefer their version.
I guess floop WAS right!
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broken part
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Posted - 05/26/2005 : 15:29:06
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2005 : 15:53:15
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Oh god yes, I thought the Placebo version of WIMM sucked absolute arse. I'm not a huge fan of the song or band to be honest, but the two married together is just...horrible.
Van Halen doing You Really Got Me. Damn.
 "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 05/26/2005 : 15:55:04
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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2005 : 19:48:17
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Kathryn, I think you heard Social Distortion doing Death or Glory.
I heard it today on the radio. Maybe its the same.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 05/27/2005 : 00:37:22
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i can't imagine social d doing a crap version of death and glory.
i have live at the roxy and i think their cover of "under my thunb" is one of the worst covers i have ever heard, yet on the same album they do "ring of fire" and it is fukin' brilliant.
that six pence none the richer cover of there she goes makes me barf.
the blink 182 version of dancing with myself blows.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 06/01/2005 : 00:59:39
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
six pence none the richer cover of there she goes makes me barf.
I actually prefer their version.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/01/2005 : 01:11:08
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Originally posted by Doog
Oh god yes, I thought the Placebo version of WIMM sucked absolute arse. I'm not a huge fan of the song or band to be honest, but the two married together is just...horrible.
Van Halen doing You Really Got Me. Damn.
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk
Van Halen rock. Maybe not better than the original, but still good.
What's a computer?
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 02:02:57
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how soon is now from The Smiths covered by tatu... beuuuuuuuurk
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
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