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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
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Posted - 05/17/2005 :  15:06:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
has anyone had this? "San Francisco's Official Ice Cream"? i'm not sure if it's only available on the West Coast or not. but man, if you can find some, do it.

i recommend the Dulce De Leche..


this is Frank Black related because the milk and cream used in the ice cream "comes from cows that graze on the lush pastures of Humboldt County. We believe that their natural environment enables us to provide you with the finest ice cream possible."

www.doublerainbow.com

Edited by - floop on 05/17/2005 15:25:28

BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 05/17/2005 :  15:47:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It should also be noted that those cows are California bound, in that they may not leave the state under their own free will.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  16:35:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The cows may have grazed in fields of marigold.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 05/17/2005 :  17:31:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you happen to be passing those cows, on the way to Los Angeles or whereever, don't ya rile 'em, especially not the big red one. I came to near and got kicked in the taco."Dog gone", I said, I gotta move away from it because I'm suffering. My buddy was sitting on the fence smoking so I told him "smoke up, we're getting out out here, I think I'm starting to lose it. I thought, stupid me, if I had a bullet, I'd blast off your stupid cow head. I will run after you next time I see you! But now I gotta go out of state(San Antonio TX, to be precise), there are lovely fields of marigold, and the scene is pretty cool down there. "Are you headed my way?", I asked my friend. "You've got whiskey in your shoes, he replied. No, I said, I pissed myself when the cow kicked me. When I got down to Texas, I thought, everything is new to me here. It's been a horrible day, when will happiness find me again? I want to head down the coastline and sooth this old heartache. "Watch out for the snake!" yelled my friend.

Then the cow appeared out of nowhere and said "Manitoba."
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  18:11:55  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carl, that was funny. My favorite part was when the cow said "Manitoba."
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
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Posted - 05/17/2005 :  18:16:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whoops, Kathryn slipped in fields of marigold before I posted!! :)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  18:29:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Carl, I laughed so hard reading your post, they heard me out in the South Bay.


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  18:33:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got a headache typing that. It's just pie in the sky nonsense.

Oh no, somebody stop me!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  18:50:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh my golly! Where is my mind, Carl? I'm amazed by
your clever post, I think I'll change my name to Nadine
or maybe Heloise. Let's get outta here, vamos! I'll call you
Hermaphroditos, you can call me Jane, the Queen of love.



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  19:59:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Aye caramba! Oh wait, there's no Pixies/FB song called that!! ;)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  20:05:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hate me, Brian, I'm just trying to see how
long this thread can go before you say "I think
I'm starting to lose it
. La la love you.


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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1467 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2005 :  20:28:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

If you happen to be passing those cows, on the way to Los Angeles or whereever, don't ya rile 'em, especially not the big red one. I came to near and got kicked in the taco."Dog gone", I said, I gotta move away from it because I'm suffering. My buddy was sitting on the fence smoking so I told him "smoke up, we're getting out out here, I think I'm starting to lose it. I thought, stupid me, if I had a bullet, I'd blast off your stupid cow head. I will run after you next time I see you! But now I gotta go out of state(San Antonio TX, to be precise), there are lovely fields of marigold, and the scene is pretty cool down there. "Are you headed my way?", I asked my friend. "You've got whiskey in your shoes, he replied. No, I said, I pissed myself when the cow kicked me. When I got down to Texas, I thought, everything is new to me here. It's been a horrible day, when will happiness find me again? I want to head down the coastline and sooth this old heartache. "Watch out for the snake!" yelled my friend.

Then the cow appeared out of nowhere and said "Manitoba."



Now that's funny.

Thanks Carl, I needed that, in fact, What we [this forum specifically and the world generally] need is more silly men!



Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 05/17/2005 20:30:22
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  10:05:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What is there to say? Still, I can`t be silent...


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  10:59:36  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carl, is that entirely chronological? I bow down to you.


As serious as your life
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  11:51:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is fun.and yeh carl well done u truley are a western star

je suis un revoultionaire
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  12:33:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that was funny Carl. well done
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  16:36:35  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I'm going to come up with a post containing a Frank song title, if it takes all night!



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  16:41:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i tossed and turned all night trying to come up with a humorous one for the song Tossed, preferably one with hilarious masturbation inuendo, but unfortunately i couldn't come up with one..

so i just lay there and tossed it instead

Edited by - floop on 05/18/2005 17:44:06
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2005 :  17:39:00  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
The whispering weeds gave me an idea for a good one, but I've forgotten it already. Stupid me.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:53:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Carl, is that entirely chronological? I bow down to you.


As serious as your life



Nearly, but mot quite! It started out that way....I would sing for joy if it was, as it is I'll settle for a nice Cadbury's Crunchie with the honeycomb centre!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2005 :  19:26:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Now, let's all sit by the jet black river and chew some Big Red.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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