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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 04/29/2005 : 06:21:16
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Love it - DO IT
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 06:50:04
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Originally posted by VoVat
It was my mom's maiden name, and is now her last name again. It's Czech.
And KSR, you LIKE Ale 81?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
absolutely.
it is the elixir of the GODS.
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 08:10:20
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Originally posted by rita
Franck, I always hated my second name, and I usually don't tell it to anyone. But, anyway, I'm happy to know that you think it's a lovely name.
How can you hate such a charming name? You should be excommunicated by our pope Davey XVI for not chosing it as your FB.net username :) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:16:12
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Round 3, Theme: Sex + Death (the two big ones)
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
7. How would you like to die?
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
10. Do you fear dying?
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:21:47
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Good lord some of those are really personal,
I'm gonna hold off for a sec,
and read some responses first.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:25:08
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yeah I typed some answers then changed my mind, how much detail is required?
however
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
swinging!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:25:30
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1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
No - life is too exhausting to never end
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
what about it?
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
Hooking up w/ a girl while i was in college who refused to open her mouth when kissing
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
touching my boobs
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
cheating on an ex-girlfriend (not sex, just hooking up, but still)
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
school yard talk
7. How would you like to die?
old
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
once m'lady and i had, for lack of better term, 'sleep relations' - it was scary just b/c neither one of us knew how we got there
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
only in caskets, or animals
10. Do you fear dying?
i don't fear death for me, just for others
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
only a dog
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
yes - we mutually liked each other all through grade school but never admitted it - i think we both knew though - i DID walk her home everyday for a few years
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:34:02
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Brian, you are both fearless and sweet. I love your
answer to the last one (walking her home from school,
like the Frankie Valli song. I heart FV+The4Seasons!).
Personal, schmersonal.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:41:20
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13. ever have sex with dead people? all the time
 Oh let it linger |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:51:56
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1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
No way!
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
"dry sex", never wear jeans when attempting this - oooh, the chafe
3. Worst (and most embarrassing) sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
fancied a friend of a friend for ages - finally hooked up after a night out partyin - went back to studentsville where she fell asleep while i was down seductively trying to take her jeans off - yeah! i'm the man!
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
in the shower
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
not hooking up with that girl who moved to london alot sooner - petrol money damn expensive! but worth it.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
from the babysitter
7. How would you like to die?
knowing I was in my last few hours, peacefully in a hammock, smoking a blunt on a beach, with my family around
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
erm, don't anymore. but when i was with the girl of my dreams (at the time), the very first time, you wanna perform, know what I mean?
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes. My grandads.
10. Do you fear dying?
No
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
Over a period of months yes, the end was inevitable
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
yes - at primary school, anna used to sit on the floor between my legs while I was sitting on the chair behind her. i use to play with her hair while the class was read a story by the teacher. together until first year of High school
that was fun!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 11:58:31
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these are some awfully personal questions . is this part of the induction process?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:01:51
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quote:
Originally posted by fbc
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
from the babysitter
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
yes - at primary school, anna used to sit on the floor between my legs while I was sitting on the chair behind her. i use to play with her hair while the class was read a story by the teacher. together until first year of High school
Eire, here I come!
Harsh.
and
OMG how cuuuuuute!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:14:18
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FBC, from the babysitter?! You go, boy!
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
Brian put it best - living that long would get quite tiring.
Plus who wants to give up sex?
2. First sexual experience -- with other person:
We were in love, we were on fire, we were fetal.
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
The one time I slept with someone I didn't like.
The sex was good but the whole time I was thinking,
I really don't like this guy and I'm just using him.
It felt yuccky.
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
I'd have sex with another man. I think that'd be fun.
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
Not a one. I have made sure of this.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
The boys across the street. They were two years older and
much wiser. See also Question #12.
7. How would you like to die?
Like Tupac, high as a kite riding down the Vegas Strip
with a big black man at my side. But without the week
in and out of a coma.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
When I have feared getting pregnant.
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes. A politician lying in state, Pope-stylee.
10. Do you fear dying?
Sometimes yes, usually no.
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
Like FBC, by degrees over the months.
Just say no to cancer.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
The boy across the street growing up, ever
since I could remember. He was so sweet and
made me feel so treasured. We dated until our late
teens. He wanted to get married, I wanted to go to
college in America. I went to college in America.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:15:49
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1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?: life without sex isn't worth living
2. First sexual experience -- with other person: a mess but i enjoyed bragging about it at school the day (year) after
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s): with other: hairy breast
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day, how would you spend that time?: masturbating maybe. should be an interesting experience
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?: don't have any, other than not having sex with people for stupid reasons
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?: porn mags
7. How would you like to die?: sleeping
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?: fear sex? why should i?
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?: almost every day
10. Do you fear dying?: not yet
11. Have you ever watched someone die?: yes
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?: yes
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:17:00
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Round 3, Theme: Sex + Death (the two big ones)
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
oooh damn.
umm, no.
born, fuck, die, i always say.
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
what? I've never had any sexual experiences. no, first actual sexual experience was with this girl in college that reached down my pants at a party. yes, I was 20. she was a skank. late bloomer.
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
ummm, the one where...ummm...damn. bad sexual experience? contradiction?
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
probly checkin out the hardware. aww yeah. 
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
see #2.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
channel surfing
7. How would you like to die?
peacefully...going 100mph naked, on fire into a brick wall.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
when I'm commitment phobic...which means I always fear sex, i guess.
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes, my mother's...i mean, not nude or anything...just, she was dead...in the funeral home...i had to take her necklace off cause they couldn't get the clasp loose.
10. Do you fear dying?
sometimes
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
no. god, no.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
uhh, not really. I had crushes, but thats it. I was in love with my cousin for a while when i was about 8, but hey - she's beautiful and this is KY after all.
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:17:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
from the babysitter
Harsh.
Oh, no. He must have got a kick out of mentally scarring little boys. He was the next door neighbours (my parents best friends) son. That's if you thought what I think you thought
Eire, here I come! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:21:59
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I think this round violates my often broken pledge to no longer talk about my sex life.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:25:47
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
7. How would you like to die?
peacefully...going 100mph naked, on fire into a brick wall.
that cracked me up. thank you kim. |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:29:24
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Okay here it goes......
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
No.
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
Loved it!
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
Sleeping with someone who was my friend, and should of just remained my friend. I wanted to stop halfway through, but thought that would make it worse so "I faked it"
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
I would pee standing up. Actually, come to think of it, I would like to pee out a second story window and yell "bombs away"
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
Don't really have one. I learned something from everything I did, so in that way it was useful.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
Grew up on a farm. Kinda hard for adults to answer the question, "why is that one cow crawling on top of that other cows back?"
7. How would you like to die?
Old and in my sleep.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
Can't say I ever fear sex.
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes...many times.
10. Do you fear dying?
No. I believe in God and heaven and all that jazz.
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
Almost daily. I work in pediatric oncology. Never gets easier.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
No. I was the non-commital type.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:59:41
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floop - yes, you can't expect to be allowed into the cult
if you don't answer the questionnaire! What kind of Mickey Mouse
operation do you think this is? Start clicking that mouse.
FBC - yes, I thought the sitter was, for starters, female and older
and. ... you know...
darwin - damn! You busted me trying to get you to talk about your
sex life. I'll keep trying.
mosleyk - your job sounds amazing. I could never do anything in that
department but god bless you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:05:45
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
these are some awfully personal questions . is this part of the induction process?
Yes floop, I won't answer...she's trying to hypnotise us all.
First some soft questions, now this!
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:09:02
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This from forum members who've met in person
at a microbrewery, smoked some cigarettes, sat
around gabbing into the wee hours, gotten
drunk and called up other forum members, gone
out for curry.
The very definition of hypocrisy!
Now look deeply into my eyes.....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:10:38
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This from forum members who've met in person
at a microbrewery, smoked some cigarettes, sat
around gabbing into the wee hours, gotten
drunk and called up other forum members, gone
out for curry.
you forgot: hotel orgy |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:11:20
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1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
I already believe in reincarnation, so there's no deal to make. I get both.
2. First sexual experience -- with other person -
Awkward at best
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s) -
First time with an extremely hot girlfriend-- couldn't get it up.
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
Playing with my body. I wouldn't leave the house.
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
No regret.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
Friends and magazines. Later on I had casual conversations with my father.
7. How would you like to die?
Old. I'd like to be with my wife for as long as I can.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
Only if I went to prison, in which case I'd fight to the death.
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
I've seen two autopsies in person and up close. Also I've seen plenty of corpses in funeral homes. Also I went to "Bodyworlds" 8 months ago.
10. Do you fear dying?
The fear is the inconvenience of death.
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
No.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
No.
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Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:12:26
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This from forum members who've met in person
at a microbrewery, smoked some cigarettes, sat
around gabbing into the wee hours, gotten
drunk and called up other forum members, gone
out for curry.
you forgot: hotel orgy
That was a secret floop...
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:40:05
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
7. How would you like to die?
Old. I'd like to be with my wife for as long as I can.
That is an awesome answer! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:51:25
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This from forum members who've met in person
at a microbrewery, smoked some cigarettes, sat
around gabbing into the wee hours, gotten
drunk and called up other forum members, gone
out for curry.
you forgot: hotel orgy
That was a secret floop...
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
you forgot: photographic evidence
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 14:01:41
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aww yeeeah.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 14:31:46
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:04:45
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You forgot to say it, floop.
Throwing signs is no good unless you say it.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:07:49
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Some of these are just none of your damn business, but...
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
Nope
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
I think last time someone asked this on here, I said I'd ask out a loser to cheer them up. However, Brian's answer looks tempting.
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
The usual, from the parents.
7. How would you like to die?
Don't mind in the slightest. I'd rather not long and drawn out.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
I don't get it...
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
No.
10. Do you fear dying?
No, not at all.
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
No.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
Not childhood, really. Boring fella, ain't I?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:09:16
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Simon the forum software for some reason
edited out some of your answers. Care to
reply to the missing questions? Sorry for
the inconvenience.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:14:46
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How about... no.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:18:47
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
Ditto.
That's talking!
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 16:18:17
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Round 3, Theme: Sex + Death (the two big ones)
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
Yeah, I could. I'd have to get my genitalia removed at some stage, otherwise I'd get very frustrated.
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
Sloppy and not entirely successful.
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
A sticky end!
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
I'd join an all-girl hockey team, so I could get into the showers. No, really, I'd enjoy doing myself up with lipstick and make-up. Maybe I'm a closet transvestite.
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
Not getting enough, I suppose....
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
Probably through other kids.
7. How would you like to die?
Peacefully. Painlessly.
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
When you're under pressure!!
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
No.
10. Do you fear dying?
Nope.
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
Not actually pass away.
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
I hung around with a few girls as a child, just innocent, like friends. I definetley had a lot of unrequited crushes, but everybody does. |
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