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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
 Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:29:41
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Surfer, what you drinking?
Rita, WE DON'T DO WARM BEER! IT'S A MYTH
darwin, I think it was floops mud girls and strippers, they've eaten all the pork scratchings as well
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:36:27
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| why is there a pubic hair in my buffalo wing? |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:38:21
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
why is there a pubic hair in my buffalo wing?
Sorry brah, me and pants don't get along.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:38:51
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I'm supposed to be behaving - give me some ginger ale in a tall glass with a slice of lemon and no one will be any the wiser.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 14:46:15
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| have a shot with me surfer |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:08:25
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
they've eaten all the pork scratchings as well
I'm thankful for that. |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:09:36
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Me too Darwin, me too. But there's still some TOFU left.
You must learn what makes me kind
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:15:10
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*notices Antoinette walking in*
he-looow
*she passes without noticing me*
and good-bye |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:16:44
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| Tofu and beer? Hmmm, I hope the happy hour spread is put out soon. |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:18:45
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I'll save some for you, don't worry. Besides, I think nobody else wants it...
I'll keep an eye on floop to make sure he doesn't takes it all.
You must learn what makes me kind
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:21:21
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| [shine to darwin and rita]- psssst, what's floop doin' here? doesn't he have is own club? |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:23:09
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| {He's lonely at his club. It's just him, Hef, and Hef's girlfriends. And they won't talk to him.} |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:24:55
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*pushing floop out of here*
Shine, help me please, I don't have enough strengh to kick him out!
You must learn what makes me kind
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:26:31
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*goes into karate stance*
you DON'T want to do that shiney, belive me |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:30:48
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| ahem, floop, belive you me! you don't want to get hurt before The Great Parallel Parking Contest of 2005. |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:32:51
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And I can practice my self defense too floop, you have no chance with me and shine...better take care.
You must learn what makes me kind
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:36:05
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*steps back, grabs something from back pocket and quickly pulls it out..*
*a switch blade reflects the neon light of the crappy beer signs*
don't think i won't cut you!
*slowly backs out of club, pointing the knife shiny, rita and darwin (and the rest of the [largly overweight] patrons* |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:39:51
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floop is totally wankered
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:39:57
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i hate your stupid club anyway
*pulls out of parking spot with remarkable grace and agility, catching the attention of a group of attractive female passersby*
"did you see that guy pull his car out?" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:41:42
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"did you see his flies were undone?"
"what a dork"
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:45:12
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Asks Tre: is he gone yet?
Floop, you must admit that this club is much more interesting.
You must learn what makes me kind
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:45:18
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
"did you see that guy pull his car out?"
what the girls were really saying:
"he always pulls out rather quickly" <snickers>
"and it always takes a few tries before he gets it in right" <more snickers> |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:47:51
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Originally posted by rita
Floop, you must admit that this club is much more interesting.
more interesting if you find it interesting attending a retard convention
OH! BURN!!! |
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Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:50:40
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You're just jealous, I can see it in your eyes.
You must learn what makes me kind
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:51:23
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yeah, your club is the retard convention and this place is more interesting than your club.
COUNT IT!!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:52:05
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is not.
my club is more interesting! MY CLUB IS MORE INTERESTING!!!!!! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 15:58:50
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does anyone know where I put that straight jacket?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 16:02:31
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| wait, let's torture him and get his quesadilla recipes...mwahahahahahaha! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 16:36:29
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I hear LBF's is better :P
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Posted - 04/20/2005 : 03:20:22
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For Mun Chien: Here's the best club in town!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 19:17:06
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can we book a 'not cool enough to be in the top 10 posters' party there?
Hey, I'm not cool enough, but I'm there anyway. Because, y'know, I post a lot.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:05:22
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Happy hour ladies and gentleman and this weeks happy hour theme drink is:
oh ho yes.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:16:53
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So that's why Clive Owen's hunky face and body
seemed familiar! He hangs out at this fine
establishment. What do I have to do to share
a table with him? I'll give up a bunch of posts
so I can belong here!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:18:17
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snap your fingers K, snap your fingers and he shalt coem
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 19:21:38
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coem?
I am not sure I want to take our relationship to that
level yet, kittie. I only became aware of him last night.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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members club? schmembers club
