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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 04/17/2005 : 09:58:16
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or easily offended.
As seen in the "great forum dig" I've got a couple to throw in and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
a wizards sleeve - lady parts that are no longer as tight as they once were
a mole at the counter - touching cloth
turps nudger - heavy drinker
a gypsies' dog - man that is only skin, bone & c*ck and likely to shag anything with a pulse
Back door boogie/canine rules - anal
sockumentary - type of film that may require viewing while wearing an odd number of socks (not necessarily on the feet)
BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
Full nelson - what you'd be doing while watching a sockumentary
spaniels ears - droopy boobs
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:30:26
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Feeding the horse - fingering a woman (usually with more than one finger and stood up)
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:32:12
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 14:38:13
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Hahaha!
.........you're kidding right?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 16:20:51
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the pirate - getting a BJ while the girl is on her knees, pulling out and coming in one eye then kicking her in one shin so she hops around on one leg with one eye closed, GYARRRRR!
the spiderman - getting a BJ then coming in your hand and then throwing your stuff at her like your spinning a web. THWIP! (this is also referred to as "the miggs") |
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 16:28:58
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| Wizard sleeve is pretty good, I have to admit, but isn't there enough of this floating around? If you look up DOnkey Punch and Angry Dragon, you get over 10000 sites on google. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 01:46:05
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I´m trying to read in my notebook my bassist´s curly handwriting where he put down a Portuguese euphemism for masturbation, Esgallar o pessegueiro - cracking the peach tree.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 01:54:05
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quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen
Wizard sleeve is pretty good
aka wellie top
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Euphemisms part 2 (not for the sensitive)
